External Link/Members Only Cost £110/1 hour including cim
LocationNice flat in modern block, 5 minutes from Colindale tube station. Transport was straightforward. Booking was by phone and smooth.
The girlStella is a GILF, not a MILF. I'd say that I'd rate physically her as a 3/10. Age early to mid 50s. She has a weary look about her, like an exhausted school janitor. Eyes are a bit heavy, and she has a pear shaped body. The photos on the profile are many summers ago and blurred for a good reason.
ServiceI arrived, she took the money, licked her fingers and counted very slowly. Classy.
I was just on the cusp of cutting it to a 30 minute booking but it was only £20 more for an hour so I thought OK let's see how the service is if I just keep my eyes closed - I might be surprised.
She was polite and when I said that I wanted to take a shower she was a bit surprised and just told me that my time started then, regardless. No problem, I said. Bathroom was OK but the towel was a hand towel and I'm a big guy.
Started with owo, which was promising. I just lay on my back, I really couldn't bring myself to play with her at that point since I was never going to feel attracted to her. Eventually as she was giving me owo I put my hand on her legs and her skin was dry and rough. Her huge panties were on and that was just fine with me!
So far so good, the owo was satisfactory. Then she said mechanically, "We can fuck"? I said that no, I preferred to continue with oral. That continued for another 5 minutes and she asked me again. Again I responded no. We still had 35 minutes left. She asked me plaintively - "So you want me to do this for the rest of the time?" Yep. She looked exasperated.
Then after another 5 minutes she stopped and said to me. You know, it is not healthy to stop yourself cumming, I mean to hold back.
WTF? This silly hag was telling me about my how to pace my dick - something that I've understood and known and nurtured every since I was a teenager! I was gobsmacked - wanted to say to her "Don't tell me how to manage my orgasm. Whose dick is this? You don't even have a fucking dick, Einstein".
But I just smiled politely and rolled my eyes. Another 3 minutes and I relented and she sat on top of me. I had to turn my face to the side. Eventually after 5 minutes of that I had had enough and offered to cum in her mouth, which I did. It was OK but the whole prolgue overshadowed it.
I had a quick shower and then left.
ProsGood location, clean
Polite, booking was straightforward
ConsNo passion or real interest in the service that she's delivering
Not a looker in my eyes - she's very plain, not in good shape, and that's not a good set of assets in this business surely?
Rough skin
No kissing (my choice!)
No sucking boobs - "they're too sensitive"
Checking the phone several times during the punt
I had no interest in even looking any further south than her navel
Would I return? Nope.
