Wahay - first runs off the bat at long last
, after a miserable hat-trick of ducks that kicked off my New Year punting innings.Off the mark,ironically, with an unremarkable older hen with few physical attractions of note ! Demonstrates (to me anyway) that service quality + attitude can sometimes supercede a lack of attractive physical attributes! A sexual dalliance with an Asian “Aunty” type now gleefully ticked off my fcuk it/bucket list…..
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Premises : The Swingers Club near W.Brom town centre.Hotel type rooms at building’s rear.Strong constitution needed here when performing the”walk-of-shame”..... nearby bus stops….a shitload of passing traffic/pedestrians……Baba Jee’s inquisitive eyes in the nearby Asian cake shop…you get my drift.A head down,bury - nose - in - phone job going up to the gate,LOL.Clean room - large bed,sofa,massage table + en-suite.
Paid : 45 for
Massage +
OWO +
Sex +
CIM (
H/H)
Meena’s Looks : Stats : PersonalityLate 40s+ IMO : 5’-5’2” : S.Asian heritage : dark-skinned,similar hue to Southern Indians/Sri Lankans
Face? Like pic in recent review.Never front cover of
Vogue magazine material,but not hideous enough to scare off Trick and Treaters at Halloween either.Facial complexion almost pitch black , probs Indian Ocean sunburnt.
Decent-sized rack (30D?),but they will arrive at the South Pole soon,planting a triumphant flag ahead of rival Antarctic explorers
.Expected at her age.
Medium-sized bum.Looked better bent over.Felt astonishingly firm when stuffing her from behind.Wide flower tatt just above bumcheeks.
Bigger drawback than an elephant’s foreskin - got a whoppa of a jelly belly.
V.dark lady bits,smooth downstairs.
Lovely character - welcoming,chatty,patient,eager-to-please,chilled . V.good English, with an inevitable accent.
The Punt :Met at the leaf-festooned gate,prompt entry as she was waiting behind.Taken to the back,upstairs,kit off ,showered.
Onto the massage altar,where I was blessed with a brill sensual massage.Soft pressure,just the right amount of oil,dusted my back with feathery sweeps.Got a lovely touch.Knows what she’s doing
.Really took her time + relaxed me.Made the Chinese FBSM girls look amateurish.
Worked my upper half for a bit,then her hands inevitably migrated down to the business half.Hands lightly swept my buttocks with sideways motions,like velvet-wrapped windscreen wipers . Pinkies meandered through the crack.Some playful probes of the chocolate button,but not puncturing it (don’t really like a finger up my asshole).Some trawls of her soft,ample Mauritian coconuts along my back/legs. And then, a novel move - reached between my cheeks with both hands,cupping and caressing the awakening package
.Erotic Nirvana.
On the flip,sucked my nips.Would’ve been rude not to return the favour,so had a satisfying nosh on her dark brown teats.Meena then showcased her considerable oral talents.Raised the mast fully with some licks + then some gentle sucks.Not puke-inducing,teary-eyed DT (halfway down),but it was all v.slow,leisurely + erotic.Told her I liked my balls sucked.Yes Sir,most happy to oblige….then proceeded to nearly suck the skins off my spuds !
Tested the waters by asking for sex.Affirmative ! Result,get in there
! Didn’t really fancy seeing her wobbly teletubby tum in mish/CG as I reckoned the General may start impersonating a soggy rhubarb stick,so opted to take her from behind - her on the bed, with me standing. Fitted the love glove + then hit the mound running. The next 10 mins ? Let’s just say -
PUSSY RUINATION (and no,this doesn’t refer to a cat that’s just been run over !) .Bounced her slot into next week.She can take serious cock flak.Squeezed her hips and ass cheeks as I was thrusting,this was when I noticed that her bum + back are remarkably firm compared to the front bits.
Couldn’t hold on for much longer, felt the vinegar strokes coming on,so ripped off the General’s tunic,+ carpet bombed the inside of her mouth for an authentic CIM
. Took it with gusto,then shuffled off to the en-suite to throw my (future) babies out with the bathwater.
Offered a departure shower,needed as I’d really worked up a lather with that pummeling.Meena hopped in once I’d finished
.Had a fascinating chinwag about her country,the Swingers Club,how long she’s here for (3 months,apparently).
Left there 40+ mins after arrival.
Great girl/meet.Luckily,few people around to witness my embarrassing departure.
Summary :Really enjoyed myself . A great older girl who put serious energy into the massage + both forms of sex. A fantastic sensual blow ,frenetic sex, + wholehearted CIM.All at a Poundland price.For rough comparison,you might get an equivalent age + looks Chinese lady at an FBSM parlour who may charge nearly double the bills for getting naked + HE.And, how many would gobble you bare(lucky), happily swill your beans around their gums(even luckier),and let you drill them to Shanghai (luckiest day) , all inclusive? No brainer-she’s great VFM IMO,if you can get past the looks. Decent tits : Great BJ + sex : Genuine CIM : Can blast her cervix to Jupiter : Dreamy massage : Brill personality : Good hygiene : No clockwatching : Unreal VFM service 
Indiscrete location : Body form + facial looks wouldn’t appeal to many peopleWill defo return.
LM 
