External Link/Members OnlyWarning.. TS Review.. Enter at your own perilWell, after a three year hiatus, it was a tentative return to the hobby. With my confidence knocked after an illness and treatment that wreaked havoc with my body and had a debilitating impact on what was not a terribly big fella beforehand, I decided try something a little adventurous. So, it was time to give having sex with a TS a real go. Straight in at the deep end, so to speak.
Years ago, I did dabble in a TS experience, which was just that – a dabble. However, the ultra-feminine looking ones still hold a mystique over me, so that was going to be the adventure. I have previously expressed on these fora, a desire to see Guilia Vincentin, and was pointed to a neutral review from memory because of a lack of desire to kiss, a flabby tush and salty chip and peas.
Despite that, after much research, Guilia’s allure was still just too captivating. I reasoned the salty chip and peas could have been a one off if she was busy; most girls I would seek out these days will have flabby arses; and while I enjoy kissing, if everything else is up to scratch, then it is not a deal breaker. One thing in the review that gave me reason to try Guilia was that apparently she didn’t like to top and I doubt I would ever like to be topped. So, in addition to being a review on Guilia, this is also a review of my first real time enjoying sex with a TS. So, strap yourself in (metaphorically). Not only was I sexually frustrated, but lack of writing review frustrated, too.
While Guilia was normally based at Shepherds Bush, she had lately been advertising her location at London Bridge. On the day in question, I was based in London, and decided that it was convenient enough to pay her a visit. Alas, she had returned to Shepherds Bush. Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pound (or in this case, 150).
Guilia’s communication skills are very good. Phone answered, English is good and has the Brazilian accent, which is quite sultry. She told me to call her when I got to Shepherds Bush.. I arrived at Shepherd’s Bush at around 10pm, and called. The phone answered, and she gave me the address. I looked it up on Google Maps and had to call her back to make sure I got it right, as it was showing about a 40 minute walk. She confirmed it.
While the coms were a great start, this is definitely a negative, and she would be better advertising she is somewhere like Parsons Green (which is the tube embarked on to get home afterwards). So, I got a cab, which added something like £10. In for a penny and, now, in for £160. Still, I am horny as a bull ogling a herd of cows on heat, so I progress, thinking if this is a B&S, I am outta there.
I called while I was across the road from the address. It is a bland residential front door wedged between two shop fronts on a smallish high street. While it was no issue at the later time in the evening I was there, at 7pm, I can’t imagine it being that discrete. Having said that, Guilia opened the door fairly quickly, so I guess tries to make it as discrete as possible for those of an earlier disposition. 0I am sure there were no apartments to choose to buzz, anyway, which is a plus, as it meant not accidentally waking the neighbours… again.
As it was late, I can’t remember if she hid behind the door, bit it didn’t matter as the entrance was dimly lit at best. I was greeted, however, with a TS who looks better than in her photos. She greeted me with a beaming and infectious smile, and a welcoming “Hellooo… nice to meet you..”, as she turned to lead me to the business end of the property.
She was wearing a cream dress with some pattern on it, which accentuated a feminine body with curves in the right places. In fact, her photos on Birchplace, to me, look like she doesn’t have much shape in her hips - but I can vouch that she certainly does. And her butt looked gorgeous – not too large, but well rounded and shaped.. and each cheek moved beautifully under that dress. Flabby or not, those cheeks had Mr Doodle written all over them.. I couldn’t wait. So, that made up for the cab ride. However, I did notice that she is a little shorter than me, which is just the right height. However, she does advertise herself as 170cm, but I would say she is a good 15cm shorter, as I am about 160. So, unless she mixed up lbs with cms in her ad, if you want someone 5’8” or above, you will be disappointed.
I can’t recall walking up stairs, but we were fairly promptly in the establishment. And, it was weird. It was obviously set out as a bordello, as the door opened to what looked like three rooms set up as bedrooms. While I am sure someone else works there, I didn’t see anyone, so no dramas there. In our designated room, it was cosy, but clean and a few accessories were on show.
Guilia turned to me and with cash exchanged, started to unbutton my shirt with still a lovely smile and speaking sweet nothings. She teased with her body and then motioned me to finish undressing me, while she disrobed. By the time I had finished undressing, she was down to her panties, and revealed a beautifully proportioned feminine body with ample, well formed breasts. I proceeded to remove her panties exposing her member, which was stirring, I am glad to say. It was not too big at all, I think closer to 6.5”, which for a newbies was less threatening than some other TS’s out there, should it find its way where the sun most definitely does not shine.
I laid on the bed, and Guilia commenced with some gentle kissing down my body, and as debilitated as my tiny fella was, it managed to stand to attention fairly quickly. She gave me some gentle OWO, and after a bit laid down.. I motioned to kiss her, and for my troubles received a small peck.. The signal she didn’t appreciate kissing was taken, so I proceeded to the ear and then the neck, where she seemed hypersensitive.
Well, I thought I had better make for those ample breasts, but, they must have recently been done, because kissing and caressing them were like kissing and caressing rocks. I have felt a fair share of enhanced boobs, but these were rock hard – so much so, I felt it difficult to clasp her left nipple. Never mind.. I just headed south from there.
After kissing her flat tummy, I decided now was the time to take the plunge, and gave her oral, which was awkward and cumbersome, given it was my first real time. She must have changed her recipe to a no-salt one, because there was none.. In fact, she smelt fresh all over. She must have realised I was a beginner as she help direct me to what needed to be done.. I can’t say I was particularly enamoured with the experience, but I wasn’t put off by it, either.
She was helping herself get and stay hard, and finally she said she did cum while I was giving her oral, but I sort of don’t believe it, as I didn’t taste or feel anything.. And yes, my taste buds were working. However, she did go limp fairly quickly afterwards, and after trying to coerce it to rise again, she commented it was done for the day.
So, she turned her hand and mouth to me, and my tiny fella was obliging. First oral, which was nice and more body kissing, more oral – all the time smiling and making the right noises. Then she laid on her back, lubed herself and put a condom on me. In I went and she gave a little moan followed by a giggle.. Being a little conscious, I started gentle, but she motioned me to be a little more intense. It felt good, but I would look at the downstairs department and something about it stopped me from shooting.. So, after a while, I pulled out and she finished me with a hand job.
Cleaned up, she pecked my on the cheek and I was away a very satisfied man, albeit, felling a bit weird.
By the way, her arse felt firm enough to me. Maybe she had it re-done at the same time as her boobs?
So, the bad:
- Location too far form advertised location
- Location would not be terribly discrete at busier times.
- She is shorter than she states
- Boobs were too hard..
- Even though she was really accommodating and in no way perfunctory, I guess without the kissing, it somehow still felt a little clinical, but only to a tiny extent – so maybe nitpicking.
The good:
- Better looking than her photos
- Great sex
- Hygienic
- Great coms
- Clean flat/bordello
- Not a clock watcher
- Infection smile and very accommodating/easy to get along with.
As she doesn’t kiss, combined with the other factors, I was conflicted about positive or neutral. I think the litmus test is whether I would go back. Because I know the location, it won’t be such a big deal next time (assuming she doesn’t move). Because my downstairs department still stirs when I look back at it, I am going to give her a positive and maybe return to just check I gave her the right rating.
