Saw her advert on Gumtree and thought was immediately excited to have some new talent in the area.
External Link/Members OnlyComms took some time as I didn’t get a response to my initial enquiry for a few hours.
Finally agreed a time.
Location: Fine, ample parking and easy to find. Alice works from a flat and you will be directed to her messy living room. Whilst it’s not dirty, there is clutter and laundry everywhere. There are also clear signs of a child living on the premises, at least part time. This sucks any atmosphere from the punt.
The girl: Whilst the pics in her ad are definitely her they must be old as Alice doesn’t look half a attractive now and has a bit of a tummy. Alice has a no nonsense attitude and isn’t particularly warm.
The punt: All I can say was that it was functional. However it’s pretty joyless.
Alice starts by telling you to get undress and to cover with a towel. However I could not find the towel, it may have camouflaged with all the laundry however. I opted to lie on my front on the massage table naked.
Alice comes in and almost in an accusational manner says “You were asked to use a towel and have opted not too”
I thought for a second that I had stumbled on a legit massage but then goes on to say she will do a sensual massage instead
Now I had paid for 1 hour and after about 15 mins of light work on my back she asks me to turn over and then aggressively goes to town on the old chap trying to make me cum as soon as possible. I ask as a way of clarification “How much time do we have…I booked an hour?”
She then tells me sensual massage is only 30 mins…there has been no mention of this until now.
So all in all I paid £90 for 30mins with a bit of B2B.
Fair to say had significant buyers remorse.
This was tittering on Neutral but the bait and switch with the prices / time of booking turns it into a negative for me.
