Bruna-Latina - Streatham High Road (Avoid)

[lugerbelz]

Escort: External Link/Members Only

Price: £100 for 15mins Anal

Location: Streatham High Road

Bruna: In terms of appearance, definitely the girl in the photos, with fake boobs and a fake bum but nothing ridiculous.

Punt:
I had just gotten off from work and fired up AW to see who was available in the area. I contacted a few escorts I liked but they didn't get back to me. As I was in a hurry I decided to message Bruna who I could tell was not "independent" as stated in her profile and not necessarily my type but as I wanted an escort for the night, I made contact.

Texted asking if she was available tonight to which I received a copy-paste message with her services and location. I opted for 15mins Anal sex for £100. Once I arrived, I et them (presumably the pimp) know that I was there to which they replied by telling me which flat number to buzz and to ask for "Bruna Latina". Seeing as the door was already open I walked in and made my way up the stairs.

Once I get up Bruna opens the door and I greet her, I told her that their front door was open but she didn't seem to understand or speak very much English (I later learned that she has been in the UK for a week and that I was her 10th client) I asked where she was from, she said Costa Rica, seeing as her profile said that she was from Brazil I asked if she was from Brazil to which she said something along the lines of "Costa Rica, Brazil same thing." 
she then asked me for the money, to which I handed her the £100 and made my way to the shower.

Now here's where things took a turn, as I was walking to the shower I heard her mutter "what kind of negro is this?" unbeknownst to her, I'm fluent in Portuguese so I was able to understand everything she was saying. I have my shower and go into the bedroom. I lay on the bed and the first thing she does is look at my dick and say "you really black?" multiple times with a shocked look on her face  (What can I say, I'm a grower, not a shower.)  She then began with OW, decent but fairly toothy.

Eventually, Bruna got me to lay on my back and mounted me for cowgirl, I was expecting her to put my dick in her ass but to my dismay, she put it inside her vagina... I let her ride me for a little then I asked her for doggy to which she complied. When I went to begin anal she exclaimed "no anal, no no baby" grabbed my dick and put it back inside her vagina, letting out the most ridiculous fake moans I've ever heard. Yelling "fuck me negro" "fuck me black come on" "you can't really be black". After trying doggy for maybe 30 seconds I was losing my erection due to her nonsense so I asked for a blowjob to which she said that she was already done. I told her that we weren't done and for her to come on the bed and give me a blowjob. She finally complied and I heard her say in Portuguese: "This negro thinks he's white". More OW but even toothier this time was actually hurting my dick! 

All this nonsense was making it incredibly hard, to stay hard.  So I told her to ride me in reverse to which she said something along the lines of "£80 can't do so many positions" which was very strange considering I paid £100 not £80 and that I was paying for her time not x amount of positions. I became very frustrated at this point which I believe she realized and complied with the cowgirl. Decent I guess? But she kept yelling "fuck me negro" and "fuck me monkey" (In Portuguese). An orgasm was becoming increasingly unlikely so I had to convince her to lay down on the bed one more time for doggy to which I finally came. At this point I really wanted to confront her in Portuguese and as I was very angry (If you don't want to see a specific race, then put it in your profile) but I decided to just take the L and move on.

She kept saying "fuck me negro" (I know I'm saying this a lot but she genuinely must have commented on my complexion at least 30 times) even though I had already came, so I left and went to the shower to put my clothes back on. While I was getting changed I heard the doorbell ring. "Must be another punter" I thought to myself. I must have been correct because a few seconds later Bruna asked me if everything was okay, to which I replied yes and quickly got changed to leave. When I left the shower she muttered in Portuguese: "He was on his phone..."  Not sure why she said that but oh well . I saw a man just at the top of the stairs (In the heat of the moment I assumed he was a pimp but now I realize he was likely the other punter who had just arrived), He was on his phone and I asked him if the exit was downstairs to which he replied "erm yes" with a fairly confused look on his face. Wonder if he's active on UKPunting, if so please let me know how your experience was with her!


Summary:

1. Confirmed Anal via text, no anal in person
2. Extreme clock watcher
3. Racist
4. Lots of attitude

Would I return? NO. In my short punting career (which started a few weeks ago) this has been the worst and has even put me off punting for a while... I was planning to post reviews starting after my encounter with Bruna, expecting it to be another positive one but unfortunately, It turned out to be the worst.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for TOFTT and giving the warning

I had this one on my list to try and had contacted her (07487827451) for pricing and got this:

I offer the following service (sex protected, anal, OWO, French kissing, massages and extras)

15min>> 50£ only quick sex
30min>>70£ (1sex)
45min>>100£ (1sex 1x hand relief)
1h>> 120£ (1sex, 1x hand relief)

1h>> ALL INCLUDING 140£(SEX, OWO, ANAL, 69 position)

Extras:(needs to be match with main service)
20£ OWO
20£ Position 69
50£ Anal
20£ Rimming

Prices are not negotiable.
Please do not ask for  DISCOUNTS.

I was surprised by the 140 "happy meal" deal considering the extras listed but comms were patchy so gave up trying.

[lugerbelz]

I got the same message, glad you didn't end up seeing her

[SantanaCarlos]

Now here's where things took a turn, as I was walking to the shower I heard her mutter "what kind of negro is this?" unbeknownst to her, I'm fluent in Portuguese so I was able to understand everything she was saying. I have my shower and go into the bedroom. I lay on the bed

 I heard her say in Portuguese:  "This negro thinks he's white". More OW but even toothier this time was actually hurting my dick! 

 But she kept yelling "fuck me negro" and "fuck me monkey" (In Portuguese).

3. Racist

Fuck me, what an experience. Sounds awful.

Curious, if you understood she was hurling racial slurs at you &or degrading you - why continue with the shit show & not ask for your hard-earned back in Portuguese?

Surely a poxy shag ain't worth any abuse. 

[LLPunting]

Fuck me, what an experience. Sounds awful.

Curious, if you understood she was hurling racial slurs at you &or degrading you - why continue with the shit show & not ask for your hard-earned back in Portuguese?

Surely a poxy shag ain't worth any abuse. 

I was also wondering about this.

Perhaps he has a kink he's not fully realised? 

[lugerbelz]

Honestly I don't know why, I only started punting a few weeks ago and I think I may have been worried that she would get her friends/pimp (she said she had friends downstairs) to do something to me? Besides, I didn't want to leave without at least having an orgasm and I could sort of tell by the way she was acting that she wouldn't give me my money back.
If I do encounter another bad experience like this what do you guys think I should do? Like I said before I got fairly angry and wanted to confront her and even get physical but I feel like I would have been pushing it too far?

[lillythesavage]

Honestly I don't know why, I only started punting a few weeks ago and I think I may have been worried that she would get her friends/pimp (she said she had friends downstairs) to do something to me? Besides, I didn't want to leave without at least having an orgasm and I could sort of tell by the way she was acting that she wouldn't give me my money back.
If I do encounter another bad experience like this what do you guys think I should do? Like I said before I got fairly angry and wanted to confront her and even get physical but I feel like I would have been pushing it too far?

Getting physical is never the answer, but if you speak the language, why the fuck did you not let her know from the start, could have saved yourself a lot of  verbal ? 

[last_days_of_logan]

Honestly I don't know why, I only started punting a few weeks ago and I think I may have been worried that she would get her friends/pimp (she said she had friends downstairs) to do something to me? Besides, I didn't want to leave without at least having an orgasm and I could sort of tell by the way she was acting that she wouldn't give me my money back.
If I do encounter another bad experience like this what do you guys think I should do? Like I said before I got fairly angry and wanted to confront her and even get physical but I feel like I would have been pushing it too far?

Dont worry about it, we all have our quirks, insecurities and things that make us not live up to society's ideal human.

It will take a while, but all these things you are going through mentally and emotionally during these meets will start to become dull and you'll ebe numb to it. Soon you'll be walking up to security and asking for your money back saying the workers is shit

[FiveKnuckles]

Yelling "fuck me negro" "fuck me black come on" "you can't really be black".

Really should had told in in Portugese, "slowly babe, we only just started".   

Which end of streatham high road is she located?  near aldi or up by nandos/kfc.   
been ringing and texting for a few days with no reply, with the available today lit.

[The_Don]

If I do encounter another bad experience like this what do you guys think I should do?

Punting some times is about taking a chance.

If you don't like what you see, hear or feel. Walk away without handing over any money 

[Stealthmode]

Her profile doesn’t  even make sense, first red flag 🚩. Has services include facial and rimming either way.  but further down put facial as a No no as well as CIM. Highly doubt she would eat your arsehole out but refuse CIM!

[LLPunting]

Honestly I don't know why, I only started punting a few weeks ago and I think I may have been worried that she would get her friends/pimp (she said she had friends downstairs) to do something to me? Besides, I didn't want to leave without at least having an orgasm and I could sort of tell by the way she was acting that she wouldn't give me my money back.
If I do encounter another bad experience like this what do you guys think I should do? Like I said before I got fairly angry and wanted to confront her and even get physical but I feel like I would have been pushing it too far?

Never punt angry.  Always best to call a halt and avoid further frustration.  If you need every punt to be a sure thing then best to punt SPs with a good rep, you're not in the mindset to TOFTT.
If you want to explore and find your own gems (ymmv is always a factor and that's part of the attraction for some) then you have to accept that you'll likely fail more because of the risk you take, especially if you ignore/miss the clearer warning signs before you handover any cash. 
Negotiating refunds is always best done calmly, talk to the person you can communicate most fluently and calmly with, whether SP, maid on site, management on the phone.  Be assertive but beware, no punt is worth getting into a fight for and whatever injury or trouble that leads to ("security" may well be more than you can handle).
Don't antagonise the SPs because some of them are short-fused enough to try attacking you, regardless of your physical superiority and that can get messy if you don't extricate yourself rapido, having to physically defend yourself can cause you grief let alone what comes with losing your rag and doing worse.
As you get a feel for the maids and managements involved you may be able to build a rapport that works in your favour, but don't bank on it lasting.
As many of the old hands here do, only risk what you can afford to lose on TOFTTs, have solid plan Bs and Cs with regulars or knowns if you need a consolation punt when things don't go well.

GL with the next one. 

[soldier123]

Had her booked yesterday when sexy Laura got back to me at the last minute looks like I dodged a bullet! Cheers for the review I need to stop thinking with my dick and trying to book these viva street girls they’re never any good!

Think her place is nearer to the aldi (Safeway if you remember back that far).

[Payyourwaymate]

Wow this is absurd from the SP, but OP....you really should have said something. She was holding you in pure contempt and you still did not confront her about it?

It's one thing if you were not sure but you fully understood her. You've got to stand up for yourself no matter what, forget the money and her feelings, she got paid to basically degrade you and you left meekly  . Come on man....

[Belgarion]

Commiserations, I'm fluent in Portuguese as well and would have told her where to go.

[king tarzan]

I've had people racially abuse me, they get abuse back in Punjabi and motherfucker in English so they can understand..
I never let it bring me down...fuck them simply move on

[Bigbootycreampies]

You're mad bro soon as she didn't let me stick it in her back door, I would've stopped and said what's going on give my money back. The racist shit too, if I didn't ask for it some sort of taboo kink shit then I'm pulling up later that night lol. Never have that bro.

[Poker penis]

Fodassssss.... means fuk off in Portuguese!!
I'm fluent in Portuguese and the best is to understand what they say and in the middle say I can speak your language... their face drops 😍  and it can take a wrong turn, or the punt turns to-be a good 1, this Brazilian are very racists and want to scam you fast.. not all of them but they do get paid £80 a month...in Brazil so when they come to UK £80 15min they think they are royal pussy... fuk them up the arse and move on.

[pumps]

What a grim experience.

Next time just kick off the punt in their mother tongue and discuss in great detail what your expections are before paying, that's a luxury the majority of us wish we have when punting.

Glad I didn't bother with her myself, way too many Brazilians flooding the market nowadays which arent my preference anyway.... I miss the old days when it was mostly Colombians and Dominicans.

[gbyld87]

Cheers for this review.  I've had some great Brazilians these past few months so don't count them all out just because of this little cunt.  She's in East Mids now but I'll avoid thanks to your review. 

[aanimator]

Thanks for the review, negs are more helpful than pos reviews. I recommend, if your a newbie only going with well reviewed Wg's. Don't let this put you off.