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[Iloveoral]

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Text conversation to confirm £60 and a tenner owo - first sign they aren’t Thai at £60

Confirmed she was Thai by text - load of bollox
Scruffy flat bottom end of Woodbough Rd all permit parking so parked a walk away

So I have a walking trick - if it’s fake offer them an old fifty note plus new notes to make up the £70
Chinese won’t touch old £50’s but love the new ones

I was going to walk but I had £50 in new notes that she offered me a 15 min deal with owo, because she had massive natural tits I stayed - to my regret later

I see her set a timer for 11 mins on her phone, I say it’s 5pm now ok?
She looks at me like she just got caught

Touching her tits was ok pussy no only outside I say I’m not touching the inside she said outside is here, I say that’s your belly not pussy 

It got no better from this point, no RO or touching
Blowjob was crap
I stayed soft, she said why no hard I say can’t you guess?

I wank myself hard she’s sitting with a tissue I say no tissue, condom please 

Bagged up I bang the fuck out of her, no touching tits allowed now,  I’m on vinegar stroke and the phone rings, thinking she’s going to ignore it as I’m banging and to my surprise she tells me be quiet and answers it, well I just keep fucking her hard and fill the bag fuck it 

I hear her say something about 353 and she’s going there now so I guess she is part of the Woodborogh Rd gang with the paper numbers.

So I go to the bathroom to wash my hands and cock, there’s no towel so I grab a flannel that’s hanging dry on a hanger nice and white, dry my cock off and she goes mental, say this is bad for you, you catch something bad now and throws me out 

It was £50 and my sack empty, but I fell lucky 30 mins would have been even more painful

Guys avoid, it was worst than I described, rip off false advertising with shit service and attitude
Would not recommend
Would not return

[HailWood]

One of those shit punt reviews that actually makes me smile a bit when I read it. Saddened to hear you copped a duff one ILO but your good/bad strike rate, given you do a lot of TOFTTs, is pretty good. 

[Iloveoral]

One of those shit punt reviews that actually makes me smile a bit when I read it. Saddened to hear you copped a duff one ILO but your good/bad strike rate, given you do a lot of TOFTTs, is pretty good. 

On this occasion I’d planned to walk if I wasn’t happy and half expected a Chinese bird to be fair, I’d already put my money back in my pocket before we renegotiated 15 mins, so for £50 it wasn’t the end of the world.
Appreciate the comment matey thanks 

[HailWood]

On this occasion I’d planned to walk if I wasn’t happy and half expected a Chinese bird to be fair, I’d already put my money back in my pocket before we renegotiated 15 mins, so for £50 it wasn’t the end of the world.
Appreciate the comment matey thanks 

And there are the words of wisdom from a man of experience. 

[versace]

Sorry for the bad punt, but it sure is an entertaining read 

You better get yourself tested in the clinic asap 

[Dazzels89]

Thanks for the review and thanks for warning us.

I've only had a 2 punts from Viva, one good, one below average. Without them having the accountability of a proper account, I always feel like it's a big risk using it.

[shed]

Sorry you had a bad one. Just to clarify, it wasn't the girl in the pictures? 

[Dave82]

Sorry to hear you had a shite one pal.
You would have thought they would click on all these fake pics, false ads and B&S aren't good for business.

I'm convinced a good positive review on here drives business their way and the complete opposite on a bad neg.

[Iloveoral]

Sorry for the bad punt, but it sure is an entertaining read 

You better get yourself tested in the clinic asap 

Maybe I’ll have a bunch of baby flannels 
What it is she was really pissed off haha

[Iloveoral]

Thanks for the review and thanks for warning us.

I've only had a 2 punts from Viva, one good, one below average. Without them having the accountability of a proper account, I always feel like it's a big risk using it.

It’s very rates vs account without an aw account will be genuine, with the exception of our Chinese mate (who seems to not have any fresh meat recently) every other Chinese ad I’d say is fake, they are even pretending to be Thai now, not just the Asians, the Rom’s certainly, you need to be prepared to walk if you don’t like what you see behind the door is my advise matey

[Iloveoral]

Sorry you had a bad one. Just to clarify, it wasn't the girl in the pictures? 

To be fair I questioned this on the drive home, the photos were 20 years old, photoshopped and filtered then the tits are close 

She looked very Chinese, short legs with a filled nappy bum, the Thais gave a little longer legs usually a bit fatter and rounder bum, not that I stare much 

[Iloveoral]

Sorry to hear you had a shite one pal.
You would have thought they would click on all these fake pics, false ads and B&S aren't good for business.

I'm convinced a good positive review on here drives business their way and the complete opposite on a bad neg.

Surprisingly I’m sure I noticed the profile was verified
I wouldn’t want a discount based on giving a good review to be fair, I doubt you guys would believe every future Thai punt was perfect hahaha

[Charmingthickdick]

Sorry to hear you had a shite one pal.
You would have thought they would click on all these fake pics, false ads and B&S aren't good for business.

I'm convinced a good positive review on here drives business their way and the complete opposite on a bad neg.

I’m sure you are right but there are many many more new and old punters out there that don’t have the benefit of this forum, and every pervert is always looking for the possibility of meeting an attractive unicorn, at an attractive price so many will take the bait and feel they have no alternative but to hand over cash once they arrive at the booking.

It must be lucrative for the Chinese or they wouldn’t do it. They must get far more hits and bookings than placing real pictures of the munters often found behind the door.

Also it is often so hard to search / group/ classify reviews of ads from vs because they cannot be tracked with verified profiles like AW.
Once an ad has been removed / changed, or moved to a different area it is impossible to know you are reviewing the same SP.

[Dave82]

I’m sure you are right but there are many many more new and old punters out there that don’t have the benefit of this forum, and every pervert is always looking for the possibility of meeting an attractive unicorn, at an attractive price so many will take the bait and feel they have no alternative but to hand over cash once they arrive at the booking.

It must be lucrative for the Chinese or they wouldn’t do it. They must get far more hits and bookings than placing real pictures of the munters often found behind the door.

Also it is often so hard to search / group/ classify reviews of ads from vs because they cannot be tracked with verified profiles like AW.
Once an ad has been removed / changed, or moved to a different area it is impossible to know you are reviewing the same SP.

I don't doubt they're making some serious coin but they must be well aware or the bad reviews on here and I would imagine elsewhere.

I can also understand that it's easy to be duped. There have been a couple of girls I wanted to see, messaged and even arranged a meeting, then when I saw reviews on here I cancelled.

I'm relatively new to this and so far haven't had a bad punt, that's only because of UKP from reviews and advice from regulars on the forum (ILO to name one! A living legend hahaha)