Author Topic: Donnalinda - Gloucester Road - very weird  (Read 3251 times)


9 review(s) for LISA_SEXY26 (6 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline thatguyjay27

So I've been a bit of a lurker here, first time poster/reviewer. Go easy on me, apologies if anythings not up to scratch!

AW: External Link/Members Only

Comms: Good, messaged in the morning fast reply, asked to message 30 mins prior to confirm - we'll come back to this.

Cost: £250 for 1hr

The meet:

So this one happened on a Saturday towards the end of March, the day in question had tube works on the circle line meaning it was closed from Victoria to Gloucester road. This made my travel much longer and I was unable to message at 30 minutes to confirm. On arrival at Gloucester road I had a load of voice notes from her asking where I am, how she was sad etc etc. I apologised explained the issue and confirmed for 30 minutes time, happy to wait.

So, 30 minutes go buy and I hear nothing. Send a message to check and she says to come on in. Now this is where it started to get weird.. Firstly, the door wouldnt open. No matter how many times she pushed the buzzer it just wouldnt budge. Fortunately its a very quiet street, if it had been a busy location I'd have been out of there. After 10 or so minutes, she eventually came down herself to let me in. In just a dressing gown, no make up. After walking in the door she noticed a parcel for her at the door, asked me to carry it up. God knows what was in there the thing weighed an absolute tonne.

Eventually I arrive in the flat, she was welcoming but very scatty, and completely unready despite the additional 30 minutes. I take a shower and then wait on the sofa for at least another 20 minutes whilst she gets ready. Shes contantly moaning about the 30 minutes she needed confirmation, despite getting another 30 and still not being ready, how shes ugly, all not exactly getting me in the mood.

Now, part of the reason I went for her was the videos of her flat with the pole, sofas, etc. None of this is there, the flat was tiny with a very small sofa and mezanine floor with bed jammed in. Slightly disappointing as my fantasy of a poledance turned fuck was out the window.

Eventually she comes down, 20 minutes into the meet and I'd confirmed lapdance, strip, OW. The lapdance was okay, quite heavy handed and rushed and she tried to begin OWO even though I'd confirmed for W. Had to remind her of this choice. Eventually we moved upstairs for more OW and then cowgirl followed by doggy with a pop in the bag. I'm not normally a 2 pop guy, I probably could have gone another round but honestly, just wasnt feeling it after the fiasco of the meet.

All in all, very disappointing. Flat no longer as advertised and a very strange girl. Should have bailed when the door didnt work.


Offline Mario7769

How accurate are the pictures OP...? In % (80%, 90% etc).

Offline king tarzan

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🛑 for staying when clear signs it was going to be a big smelly stinky tateeeee!!
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Offline thatguyjay27

Pics are accurate, its definitely her and the video stills show even more accurately.

And yep - negative points for thinking with my dick for sure

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And yep - negative points for thinking with my dick for sure

Accepting punishment like a true Viking warrior 👊👊🥊🥊
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Offline SI-Marker

Hmmm, the whole scatty, disorganised and so sounds to me like she might have fallen into being a bit too dependant on substances..... Any sign of drugs at all? Hopefully I am wrong, but I have had similar before from WG's only to find they are all over the place because of crack or coke dependancy.

Online boardyhell

good review ,reinforces my views of Brazilian escorts, had 2 bad experiences lately which I will review
used to see a Brazilian at hod 10 years ago called Vanessa who was lovely but she lived in England but got into debt and quit when she paid it off much to my dismay