Kate - Premium Escorts, Newcastle

[Billybumpit]

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Punt was in last 2 weeks. £70 for 30 mins (ended up being 15 mins! )

Apart from a Phoenix Parties session in London, review to follow, first punt in a while.

Ok so I’ll let you guys decide if I’m being unreasonable with a negative review.

Comms etc with Premium absolutely spot on.

Location Gateshead, near the Hilton. Flat absolutely fine, safe, no worries there.

Punt itself was poor. I’d read previous mixed reviews but decided to take a chance.

Kate wasn’t as attractive as I’d expected, she is reasonable looking but not as toned as I’d like, I wonder if she has put on weight recently.

The looks weren’t the issue it was the service.

Having read previous reviews I wasn’t too surprised when she asked me pretty much straight away, to go into the bathroom and ‘wash your knob in the sink’

I dutifully complied and having stripped off, lay on the bed. Some decent oral then a good tug - she seemed to be trying to extract a pop within minutes of getting there. I wasn’t having that so asked her to put a condom on me. Whilst she was doing this, I leant in to lick her pussy. She immediately clamped her legs shut and said she didn’t like that. I asked why not and the answer was ‘mouths are full of germs and don’t mix with that’

I thought, oh here we go… At this point, if I hadn’t taken a blue pill, the man downstairs would have wilted and gone into retirement.

Thankfully I managed to keep it up and make the most of a bad lot. Sex in missionary, doggie, and where she excelled, cowgirl.

Apart from the cowgirl she seemed pretty disinterested throughout and I decided that I wasn’t particularly enjoying it. At this point I wanted to finish up quick, and asked for a handjob, with cum on tits. She obliged, and all in, including the cock wash, I was out of there in 15 mins.

So my recommendation is don’t bother. It’s punts like this that put me off - save your hard earned cash!!

[Beefjerky]

Sounds awful, thanks for the warning

[dexpunt]

Cheers I'll tick that off the list. When they start doing things like that it spoils the whole atmosphere of the punt

[The Outsider]

Having read this and other reviews of Kate, I get the impression she subscribes to the "I'm pretty and that's enough" school of thought.  It's not enough and never will be. A bit of enthusiasm, beats looks every time. 

[Lewwy]

Having read this and other reviews of Kate, I get the impression she subscribes to the "I'm pretty and that's enough" school of thought. It's not enough and never will be. A bit of enthusiasm, beats looks every time.

This is exactly her problem. I saw her a few months back (apologies for not reviewing but have had a load of personal shit gone on of late) and she definitely gave that impression. She has a very restricted line of services and seems to be somewhat "germ-phobic". Escorting isn't the right line for you if you have an irrational fear of catching something. 

It's a pity as she could be very good at what she does if she simply decided to give a toss.

[Zooms]

Thanks for the warning 

[Billybumpit]

One of the issues with her service is that she won’t have any regulars- decent punters who understand boundaries and are respectful (like us!!).

The thing that’s winding me up the most is that our time and cash is hard earned and hard spent-  if I’d just wanted someone to spread their legs and get it over quickly I could have got that for free.

[portable]

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Having read previous reviews I wasn’t too surprised when she asked me pretty much straight away, to go into the bathroom and ‘wash your knob in the sink’

She immediately clamped her legs shut and said she didn’t like that. I asked why not and the answer was ‘mouths are full of germs and don’t mix with that’

If she genuinely thought that, why not also have some mouthwash at hand? Also, if she gives OWO she's being totally hypocritical. I wonder what she'd say if you whipped out a sheet of cling film and said "it's okay, I can do it through this!"

I'll never understand this thing of lying or doing weird mental gymnastics to justify not doing certain services. If you don't like doing it, just say so up front and tailor the session to doing other things really well. It's awkward and negative for both parties otherwise. For example if a girl only does OW, make light of it, e.g. "I don't do OWO but you won't know the difference" etc. I'd rather meet a girl with limited services, but who's fun and confident, than someone who just lies back and snaps "no" at this that and the other. That's not good for either person. She clearly doesn't like doing this. I just wish agencies would explain this simple shit to girls they hire from the start, it's not rocket science.

Sorry for the rant. Thanks for the review. Such a shame as she seems very attractive and I've been tempted.

[FLYING BLUE]

Having read this and other reviews of Kate, I get the impression she subscribes to the "I'm pretty and that's enough" school of thought.  It's not enough and never will be. A bit of enthusiasm, beats looks every time.

I've not seen Kate but, this just makes sense to me.

[OscarC]

Having read this and other reviews of Kate, I get the impression she subscribes to the "I'm pretty and that's enough" school of thought.  It's not enough and never will be. A bit of enthusiasm, beats looks every time.

Totally agree, and exactly why I have not returned following my neutral review last year.

[Kingfisher]

Thank you for the review and sorry to hear your experience.

It's a shame as her photos look really good. I won't go to see her after reading the review.

Thanks for saving us some hard earned cash.

[Dimond dave]

Did you contact the agency at all

[Mixedracegeordie]

Thanks for the review and sorry you had a rubbish time.

She was on my list at one point but then a combination of busy at work/travelling/premium increasing prices i’ve not had the time or inclination to book.

Could have been worse - you could have booked in for an hour….

[Billybumpit]

I understand Premium keep an eye out on these reviews so it should be on their radar.

Having just seen a similar review it doesn’t look isolated.

Just by way of clarification around hygiene, I’d approached this punt like any other in ensuring I was immaculately clean going in, mouth wash, freshly showered etc. And Physically I’m in great shape…

[Dimond dave]

 

They must of gone blind two negettive reviews very close together.   

I understand Premium keep an eye out on these reviews so it should be on their radar.

Having just seen a similar review it doesn’t look isolated.

Just by way of clarification around hygiene, I’d approached this punt like any other in ensuring I was immaculately clean going in, mouth wash, freshly showered etc. And Physically I’m in great shape…