Sofia - TOFTT - Lush Escorts - Birmingham

[Punter S Thompson]

Slim pickings at Lush at the min. Which is probably why I booked this one. Didn't look too bad in her pics but I've used Lush enough to know that you can add a dress size or two to what ever they claim on their website.
And boy was I right.

After calling them and booking ½ hour at £60 I made my way to the post code i was given. Got there, called them and get given the apartment number.
Bit of a fuck up ensued here as I went to the wrong place! When he told me it was near Broadway Plaza I went to the apartment that they've had for a while only to find out they have a new place right next to the other one. When I finally got in there it was actually quite a nice pad. An open plan place.
Has a small bathroom but everything else is all in one room.

SOFIA
Well it is her in the pics, but clearly a few years old and probably taken before childbirth.  Dressed in civvies with hardly any effort in her appearance. Within seconds of handing over the cash she stripped off completely and two thing became immediately apparent:
1: her tits are massive
2: so is her belly.
I have nothing against larger women, and I don't mind the odd one now and again as long as the curves are in the right place.  That is not how I'd describe her unfortunately as all her weight is on her belly. 
Told me she's 21 and Romanian.  Limited English.  Facially not the best either.

THE PUNT

I sat on the bed and her phone went off. She picked it up and typed away. After putting it down and giggling it went off again. And again she picked it up and typed away. This happened a few times so I just sat there playing with her tits whilst contemplating my punting habits.  Eventually the texts subsided so got her to suck me off.
Very average to start with but did improve somewhat after giving her a few directions that she was eager to follow to be fair.
She didn't show any sign of stopping either and happily carried on until I asked for the condom.
Pretty tight she ws too as I came in record time whilst in mish.  Didnt get to try any other positions or RO. Bit of LK that I wasn't really fussed about.

Couldn't decide on whether to give this a neutral or negative and looking back now maybe this is a little generous.
But she was quite friendly and was very willing to follow the few requests I made.
She just didnt do it for me and her body type is not what I would normally go for

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[alibirmingham]

Thanks for the review. Slim pickings indeed at lush so I’m holding out personally.

The new apartment is the best they have at the moment I think. Only prob is I find it a bit cold being open plan

[chadpitt]

I never trust these "professional" photos. They're all touched up and generous.

I'll give this one a pass then. It should be a negative with all the phone antics, lacklustre body and limited English.

[Punter S Thompson]

Thanks for the review. Slim pickings indeed at lush so I’m holding out personally.

The new apartment is the best they have at the moment I think. Only prob is I find it a bit cold being open plan

Fuck me mate, I had the opposite problem!
She had the heating on full blast and it was like a sauna in there.

[Punter S Thompson]

I never trust these "professional" photos. They're all touched up and generous.

I'll give this one a pass then. It should be a negative with all the phone antics, lacklustre body and limited English.

You're probably right, and on another day it would have been.
Hate giving negatives though and things have to go really tits up for me to give one.

[alibirmingham]

Fuck me mate, I had the opposite problem!
She had the heating on full blast and it was like a sauna in there.

Guess it may have been cos I was the first one to punt there that day and heating was off. Good to know heating works tho 

[Dark Vader]

Is this Lush marketing or is she doing her own thing? Not as if she's built up a loyal following 

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Update: Now she is off the rota. They must have clocked the ad as well.

[Punter S Thompson]

Is this Lush marketing or is she doing her own thing? Not as if she's built up a loyal following 

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Update: Now she is off the rota. They must have clocked the ad as well.

Interesting.....
Dunno if Lush use Viva Street.  Have seen a few on AW before though.

[Dark Vader]

Interesting.....
Dunno if Lush use Viva Street. 

They do but tend to be more obvious.

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[alibirmingham]

They defo do but as dark Vader said they are advertised as agency. Very easy to spot them. Plus the pics are rarely of any current lush girls

[Punter S Thompson]

Don't really use Viva Street much to be honest.
Good finds though.

[Tender.french.kiss]

Is this Lush marketing or is she doing her own thing? Not as if she's built up a loyal following 

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Update: Now she is off the rota. They must have clocked the ad as well.

Lush does use VS too, but then publish their landline number.
This ad being with a mobile, must be the girl herself

[alibirmingham]

Lush does use VS too, but then publish their landline number.
This ad being with a mobile, must be the girl herself

Noticed that and she is only advertising outcalls at £100 an hour. That’s lush’s incall price for an hour. Lush charge £120 so guessing she’s trying to go indie at least part time to sip lime T her income but doesn’t want the added cost of renting a place or hotel.