Author Topic: CRISTIANA DREAM - Farnborough  (Read 1397 times)


37 review(s) for CRISTIANA DREAM (29 positive, 4 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

Offline johnmcnabe

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Location
A very well known aparment block in central Farnborough, and the same that the local Thai group operate from, for those that know it. Local parking is a little limited, but there's a bit Sainsbury's just a stone's throw away, and I've always found ample and cheap parking to be had there for a couple of hours. Shower facilities, albeit a tad grotty, available, along with clean towels.

Comms
Easy enough, but with a slightly passive agressive maid who was a bit rude in their interactions with me, but to avoid identifying myself I'll not go into the details. I got there eventually, though. Thirty minutes prior to the meet, I got a text message asking me to confirm - happened to notice it in time as I was parking up, but I was on the road when it arrived, so be aware you'll probably lose your booking if you aren't ready for the text when it comes.

Price
£130 the hour.

Service Provider
I was a little disappointed to be honest; the pictures on Cristiana Dream's profile probably are of her, but make her look far more attractive than I found her. In person, I found her to look a bit roma-esque, having a reasonably plain face with bleached blondish hair and a cracking body. Definitely a lean build, with small but nicely formed breasts, and fully shaven.

Any English was essentially non-existent, and she came across disinterested and just wanted to get me in and out as soon as possible. More of a P&D style girl.

Services
LFK, OWO, vanillla sex in various positions, happy to do RO.

Refused
Nothing.

The Meet
I'm aware this might be a bit of a controversial perspective, given glowing reviews recently for Cristiana, but everything was all a bit meh for me on this meet.
I arranged the meet on the day, with a maid, and came away a bit pissed off from that as the maid had been fairly rude; couldn't really give a me damn about booking me in, I assume as there's plenty of other interest. Followed up without warning for a confirmation thirty minutes prior to the meet, which got my back up as I know I'd've lost my booking if I'd not spotted it, but you're naturally going to be travelling at that point, unless you happen to live in the area anyway. As it happened, I spotted in time, and confirmed back.

Once I'd arrived at the apartment, I was let in with the door trick and had my first look at Cristiana as she led me to a bedroom; there was definitely someone else in the apartment, but not sure whether it was another SP or protection of some sort. I'd assume another SP, as towards the end they let another punter in and I doubt they'd've done with that a Sergei or someone similar. Cristiana was dressed in lingerie and looked pleasant enough, but frankly her attitude was off, and she just clearly wanted to process me as quickly as she could and get on to the next punter. When it comes to her body, the pictures on her profile are reasonably accurate, but be aware they're heavily touched up and probably about ten years old. Facially, I thought she looked a bit Roma, and I don't think I'd've looked twice in normal circumstances if she hadn't standing there almost naked in front of me. She couldn't really speak a word of English past sex and SP terminology, so most communication had to be physical or by gestures. While she wasn't cold, she effused disinterest throughout the meet.

Shower facilities available, towels and toiletries as well. Cristiana went and did something else while I finished up in there, and was waiting in the bedroom when I came out. No time was wasted, and Cristiana went straight into some LFK to start, and gradually led me over to the bed. Her lingerie was removed as we went. At one point, she started grinding herself on my leg as she wanked me off, which was really quite a delightful sight to behold. She took me into her mouth for some OWO, no nonsense with baby wipes or anything like that, which was delivered well and with a reasonable effort to deep throat. At this point, Cristiana became fairly passive, and left it to me to lead from here on, so I returned the favour and we moved between RO, through 69, through OWO for a while. Though Cristiana made the night noises, I could tell it was an act, so I decided to just move on, so after we put on a condom we had sex in the vanilla positions. As we did so, she sneaked her round round down the side and positioned her fingers in front of her vagina, and I'm not sure if this was an effort to prevent me from penetrating her deeply, to try and make me cum faster or both; changing positions would remove her fingers, but it wouldn't be more than a few minutes before they were back in place, and no amount of gently moving her arm away seemed to be enough to stop it. Maybe this would be enjoyable to some(?) but I found it painful, as I'm actually fairly sensitive anyway, so if it was an attempt to make me cum faster, it had the complete opposite effect.

Sex with Cristiana was pleasant enough, but she was clearly going through an act, wasn't engaged and just wanted to get it over and done with. It wasn't like a cold fish sort of situation, but when a girl isn't even the slightest bit into it, it's just a P&D, and that doesn't work for me. Eventually I got there though, but had a bit of time left, and thought to have a conversation with her. This wasn't happening; it wasn't shyness, just a complete lack of English and a complete lack of interest. What little she did say was a lie and mostly she declined to say anything at all. Just wanted to do the deed and get me out again.

I decided to let her have her way, so took a slightly early shower and dressed. As I did so, Cristiana went in to the shower, rinsed out her minge quickly and was ready for the next punter, who had already arrived and was waiting in a sideroom by the sound of it. So, conveyer belts and a lack of proper hygiene, to give me something pleasant to think about as I made my way back to the car.

Overall
Cristiana gets a neutral for decent and free delivery of services and fair value for money, but she's on a conveyer belt system, clearly gets too much business and as a result wants to do little more than just get people in and out. If that works for you, then great - book a 30 minute session for a P&D. Just don't expect a GFE sort of meet.

Offline JonasG

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The amount of times I've put her on and off my HL lol cos I've never been convinced she's actually top ha. Just recently put her back on.

Cheers for the review, think I'll leave her permanently off it.