Author Topic: Aisha - Halifax  (Read 11306 times)

Offline Fast and Bulbous

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One hour incall/£130

Background She doesn’t include a name on her profile but called herself  ‘Aisha’ on the day so let’s go with that. I’d noticed her profile with a Halifax location some months ago, so it piqued my interest when she reappeared in the area. Her profile looks feminine and £130 for an hour seemed too good to be true...

Communication The best part of the interaction. Quick responses by text and phone. Agreed a one hour incall. She states ‘full service...anal give...anal take...kissing...French kissing...I am active....I am passive...GFE...’ on her profile. I checked if she charged any extras and she replied that ‘everything is included.’ What could possibly go wrong? Location was an Airbnb-type apartment in central Halifax, very near Pizza Hut and Dominos.

The Meet Greeted at the door by a fully naked Aisha. I prefer a little more mystery to the start of a meet, but she’s about 5’ 8”, wonderful breasts, nice straight blonde hair, and pert bottom. She has a pleasant Scottish accent but conversation definitely is not her strong point. Her lips are waaaaay overdone which is a pity as they detract badly from her look, in my opinion. But I knew that before I went. Small balls and cock which showed no sign of twitching into life in the brief time that I was there. Aisha left the bedroom on at least three occasions during the first ten minutes, apparently to talk with someone else. During one of her returns, I attempted a closed mouth kiss (minty fresh, of course) but she said that she didn’t ‘do that.’ It seems that everything wasn’t included. I enjoy a bit of chit-chat and plenty of foreplay which wasn’t forthcoming. No GFE then. It seems that everything wasn’t included. Eventually I laid down and she hovered over me so that I could suck her nipples and play very momentarily with her cock and anus. At which point a burly chap in a blonde wig and cat suit-type outfit entered the room. Yikes. I pointed out that I hadn’t asked for and wasn’t interested in a threesome, but they were quite insistent that Mr Cat Suit stay. He opened a condom and asked me to put it on, but my cock had yet to receive any encouragement from Aisha. Not even a fleeting touch. Not even an encouraging tickle. Not even a sideways glance. I again asked Mr Cat Suit to leave but instead Aisha went out. Again. Maybe they misheard me. A conversation with Mr Cat Suit followed. Things started to get a bit tense as I again explained that I hadn’t asked for and wasn’t interested in a feline threesome. Eventually he left in a huff saying that I was rude. Aisha returned. Again. She now announced that she was top only and that this was stated on her profile. It seems that everything wasn’t included. I decided to cut my losses, got dressed, and asked for some money back. Aisha left and returned with £40. As there were two of them and Mr Cat Suit in particular looked like he could handle himself, I made an angry but silent exit after 20 minutes.

Summary The profile is inaccurate as ‘full service... anal take...kissing...French kissing...I am passive...GFE...’ were not available. Although that's not unusual, she lied beforehand by messaging that ‘everything is included’ and also lied to my face by saying that her being top only is stated on her profile. As if that wasn’t enough, Mr Cat Suit entered the fray. My guess is that he was there to do most of the ‘heavy lifting’ in the meet. Avoid, avoid, avoid.


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I suspect you are right, she was the bait.

Offline Festa

Looking forward to viewing 'Mr Cat Suit's' Birchplace profile...

Offline Fast and Bulbous

I suspect you are right, she was the bait.

There's a joke to be made there involving cats and bait but I can't put my finger on it...

Offline Fast and Bulbous

Looking forward to viewing 'Mr Cat Suit's' Birchplace profile...

Does that mean 'Aisha' would appear unexpectedly during the booking? :sarcastic:

Offline Snagbadjer

So you're "rude" for not wanting to be coerced into a sexual encounter against your will? Whoever that idiot was better hope the next punter isn't less polite than you, mate.

Offline Hornylad

mate there no ‘she’ in there.. you got hustled by a scotfish guy.. best to stick to the normal women mate..

Offline Fast and Bulbous

So you're "rude" for not wanting to be coerced into a sexual encounter against your will? Whoever that idiot was better hope the next punter isn't less polite than you, mate.

I may be wrong but my impression is that the entrance of Mr Cat Suit after 20 minutes is their usual, well-practiced modus operandi. In which case it must work well enough for them - punters either carry on with the meeting or leave like I did.

Offline Fast and Bulbous

mate there no ‘she’ in there.. you got hustled by a scotfish guy.. best to stick to the normal women mate..

'Normal women' (whatever that means) would never hustle, of course :D

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Cat-suit as in Emma Peel?
Or cat suit as in furry friend?

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Cat-suit as in Emma Peel?
Or cat suit as in furry friend?

Cat suit as in Emma Peel, but face and body as in furry friend :thumbsdown:

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Cat suit as in Emma Peel, but face and body as in furry friend :thumbsdown:


urgh    :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

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Cat suit as in Emma Peel, but face and body as in furry friend :thumbsdown:

As in the lion from Wizard of Oz . . .

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As in the lion from Wizard of Oz . . .

A friend of Judy.......appropriate

Offline Kage4Real

When I read this I knew where it was going. This exact same thing happened to be about 2 years ago. Location Sheffield But Mr cat suit had a brunette/black wig. She opens door lays with you for 2min then cat suit comes in and forcibly tries giving you a hand job. I shoved him off and got my money back or I threatened to just trash this place. This scam operation has been going on years
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When I read this I knew where it was going. This exact same thing happened to be about 2 years ago. Location Sheffield But Mr cat suit had a brunette/black wig. She opens door lays with you for 2min then cat suit comes in and forcibly tries giving you a hand job. I shoved him off and got my money back or I threatened to just trash this place. This scam operation has been going on years

There doesn't seem to any previous mention of her here, so maybe my review will help to alert others.

Offline jeanphillipe

Haven't seem a tranny in years . But I've dipped here and there,

This one looks gorgeous tho.  Shame about the service maybe in an outcall so as to avoid cat dude

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Haven't seem a tranny in years . But I've dipped here and there,

This one looks gorgeous tho.  Shame about the service maybe in an outcall so as to avoid cat dude

Looking forward to hearing about your outcall experience :D

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So do you recognise Mr Catsuit from any of these?
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There doesn't seem to any previous mention of her here, so maybe my review will help to alert others.
I didn't do one, which is unfortunate cos it would have saved you some time and money

Offline Fast and Bulbous

So do you recognise Mr Catsuit from any of these?
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No, nor from their current location in Aberdeen.

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Now in Aberdeen using the name Sanya and images stolen from External Link/Members Only :dash:

Offline bbanks

Currently in Newcastle. Beware