External Link/Members OnlyTook place in June, 1 hr Nuru + OWO for £110 (OWO £30 extra)
Comms: Easy enough, all done by text
Location: Appartment near the Stratford Theatre, fairly discreet and reception was empty, texted on arrival and she let me in with the usual hide behind door. Toilet & Shower were rather small but clean.
The Lady: Photos on AW are accurate, minus the smile

. Spoke NO English (not even basic instructions). Seemed around 40 with decent bolt-ons and an amazing ass.
Meeting: When I was led into the room she was texting on the phone and barely acknowledged my existence, first red flag!

Sorted out the paperwork and grabbed a quick shower.
Got started with a back massage on the massage table, wasn't anything special until she started using some weird equipment shaped like a tripod, but that didn't last either.
The entire time she was standing behind me so I didn't get much of a view, about 20 minutes in she instructed me to get onto the bed and stripped naked.
Before starting with OWO, she made sure that I wouldn't CIM by jokingly gesturing that she will bite if any cum got into her mouth

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Needless to say her techniques were rather basic, no attention to balls or tip, just the same boring motion on repeat. I tried to touch her breasts but was gestured that it was out of line. Killed my mood rather quickly so I told her to just get on with the nuru massage.
Some warm oil later and she started sliding her well done bolt-ons tits across my back and arse, she then started massaging my back with her legs and shaven pussy which was decent. Flipped and was pretty much the same routine, rubbing her tits more on my cock. I guided her while grabbing her arse and this time she didn't complain. She then tried OWO again while I played with her arse and after 5 mins I just ended the session early to grab a shower.
I was taking my time as she absolutely drenched me in oil, halfway through my shower she came into the toilet to throw some wipes away. I'm no shy showerer but never had a WG barge in like that before.
She was still texting and didn't really acknowledge my exit, I was out in 45 mins or so.
Summary:
Very cold Cuban MILF, decent massage but didn't seem interested in the session at all. Not very VFM either as there are plenty of Thai chicks around with similar prices and more services. Would not return.