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External Link/Members OnlyDate: July 2022
Location: 4 Star Hotel on outskirts of Chester
Cost: Pre-agreed 1.5 hours for £170, then in person she offers either 1 hour at £140 or nothing. Spoiler alert! Ends at 30 mins at £100
Comms: Initial enquiry sent by email. After a few emails exchange, moved to confirmation by text a day before meeting.
The Meet: I send a text about 30 mins before I travel giving notice to the SP that I’m still meeting as scheduled. During this time I take a shower and get ready. She then offers me a threesome for additional £60 for 90 mins. Sounds too good to be true, so I ask about profile link. She sends me some BS about how gorgeous she is and what her name on VS is. This is where I should have seen the warning signs. I couldn’t find the profile, and the pictures didn’t seem genuine. As it turns out I was correct but we’ll come back to that later.
I arrive at the hotel about 15 minutes before our scheduled meet. I blast off a text to let her know I’m here and that I’m ready when she is. She texts back to says she needs 10 mins and eventually texts me a couple minutes past our scheduled meeting time.
Once at the room, I get a glimpse of her mate. Phew bullet dodged. Not only is she not pretty but also bit old for me. I reckon late 40’s. Amy herself is ok. She’s got big (possibly unnatural lips) and a lot of make up. Body wise not bad, but not gym fit. Natural boobs that are a nice handful and soft.
However, this is where the meet turns. She says she’s a beautician and that a client is having reactions to a treatment and she can only meet for an hour. I query why if it’s an emergency why are we even meeting for an hour. But since I’m already there an hour might be better than nothing. So we agree to go with an hour.
She undresses me and I go in for a kiss. She’s locked greater than Guantanamo and she’s she’ll open up once the meet gets going. This greatly disappoints me and sets the tone for the remainder of the time. The next couple minutes are a bit hazy but I remember being told to lay on the bed whilst she goes down on me. She then proceeds to say everything will be covered. FFS why don’t you say this shit before. Anyways her BJ is toothy and not very satisfying.
She then remembered I offered to do RO. This was going ok from my POV, then she suggests a 69 as she can play with me. I agreed and received a vigorous handjob whilst trying to pleasure her. But whilst she’s not big, she ain’t small either and her positioning means she’s all over my face with me being unable to breath. I pull her vag lips apart to get a breather and continue to struggle until she does orgasm.
I thought giving her an orgasm might get me on her good books and make the meet go better, but I was wrong. I ask for more oral, until I’m hard again, then she gets on top. Her boobs are a nice handful from this position and nipples long and hard but her hands are on my heart crossed as if to resuscitate me. I respectfully asked whether she could place them elsewhere and she responds negatively to the feedback.
We change position and I go on top. She places her hand so I can’t go in deep. Oh yes she’s one of those. After 30 seconds she says my trimmed pubes are tickling her and she can’t stand it. I then offer to take her into another position but after faffing around for a minute I’m not longer hard.
At this point, she can’t be arsed to get me hard again and says to call it quits. She returns £40 so I end up paying £100 for 30 minutes for an awful experience. This one was kind of TGTBT in terms of profile enjoys, price, pictures etc. and in reality it was just that. Off the list she goes and into the blacklist.
Topic: Lovelyamy92 - TOFTT - Big Mistake - Chester (Read 1348 times)