So..... feeling a little frisky, and in a rush thought I'd look up something quick, and sent off a few viva texts..
Read on, but hope I'm in the right category, ✅
External Link/Members OnlyThis one replied quickly, and was on route, can fit me in, and agreed to meet within 30mins.
Set off to the street, not knowing the area, but then got a call to check I was deffo on my way, all good.
Rang back to say 5 mins early, and given the house number, so set off walking around the 'rabbit warren' and arrived online..
Dirty looking house, grilles and battered / repaired door, (kicked in a few times?)
So checked messages, and actually rang her again, it is definitely the correct house,
Entered the garden and knocked, only to hear her screaming at kids to get upstairs, and a man shouting abuse to shuttle f%$& up?!!! Massive piles of rubbish, and rotting food/ kids toys in garden, and she shouted give me two minutes..
Sorry love, but no way could I last another second with that smell!.
Well, I'm a brave man, and not a small fella, buy was on my heels and ran for the hills, not 100% sure what had happened.
Then a text apology to say sorry she'd missed me, but welcome back anytime!!
So quickly rebooked (NOT)

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Give it a go 🤣 and let me know