Author Topic: Dina From Gumtree Bristol  (Read 670 times)

Offline RickGrime

Hello, my first review on here so be easy on me.
 Was feeling like a massage on a rainy day, hadn’t had one in a while so decided to scratch the itch.
Had a look at gumtree and viva but didn’t want to go to a well known place as prefer the excitement of something new. Luckily for me Dina posted on Gumtree this morning.

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The venue.
Easy enough to find, loads of on street parking. Postcode given, asked to call on arrival for the house number. Off the main road so fairly discrete.

The lady.
Short, curvy thai lady, guessing early 40s, may be too much for some but I like shapes and I’d guess 5”4, wore a facemask so hard to judge but lovely eyes and lightly chatty personality.

Massage.
Good, solid massage, went with boxers off right away..unfortunately the towel was kept on for 80% of the massage, even when removed the swipes were too far, just as I’d get excited she’d change the massage area. On the turnover the bits covered by a small towel. She kept lightly chatting and flirting but that is as far is went. Giggled as she saw my stiffy (I am reasonably endowed) but that’s as far as it went. Reality is I kept waiting and lightly hinting but to no result.

Pros
Good massage, not the best I had but for £40 solid. Lovely lady.
Cons
Phone constantly going off, vibrating, which can be a bit annoying.

I like the will they/ won’t they aspect of a new masseuse and sometimes this is what you get, no regrets. Will be interested in seeing what others say.

Offline PeachyAssFan

You should have made a polite request and financial offer for HE.  Though I note her ad says “no sexual services”

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You should have made a polite request and financial offer for HE.  Though I note her ad says “no sexual services”



"You should have made a polite request and financial offer for HE".


He did, "Reality is I kept waiting and lightly hinting but to no result", and she wasn't interested so he respected wishes ... as should we all.


"Though I note her ad says “no sexual services”


That's a standard disclaimer made in almost all Gumtree adverts as their rules state you're not allowed to offer such services. It is sometimes true but more often is not.

If you visit shops then, similarly, you might see a notice on the wall inside the rooms saying the same. Again, sometimes true, sometimes not. A bigger "clue" is if there is a bolt on the inside of the door but again not 100% accurate ... however, if she comes back in the room and smacks your bare bum then you'll probably be ok.