I was in the West Midlands for a few days last month. This place seemed like an easy option. Widely reviewed on here although I couldn’t find much recent intel.
External Link/Members Only Despite my limited knowledge of Birmingham geography I managed to find Colour & Beauty without difficulty. Enjoyed the walk of shame past the ladies having their nails done on the ground floor, then downstairs into a rather dingy basement area. The woman at the counter asked how long I wanted and I handed over £45 for the hour.
I was shown to one of their quite spacious massage rooms. It was the same woman doing the massage – her name was Linda. Mid-30s probably, wearing a mask. She could speak English well enough for conversation. I didn’t have high expectations of the massage but it was surprisingly good. Plenty of warm oil, she found a couple of spots, like my sore shoulder, that needed attention and they did feel better afterwards. Nothing sensual for the first 35 or 40 minutes.
Then we got into the chat about extras. She offered handjob for £20 or topless for £40. I went for the £40 option and she got her top and bra off. She was rather apologetic about her small-ish breasts but they looked alright to me, maybe B cup.
The hand job was delivered competently enough, but she seemed to want to get it over with, there was none of that teasing and flirty chat you get with some girls. Afterwards, used up the time with a brief head massage.
No shower offered before or after but she did give me a thorough clean-up with wipes and a towel.
Linda’s phone was pinging for the last few minutes and the next punter was already waiting as I was leaving. He wanted an hour but Linda told him they were busy and he could only have 30 minutes. Good job I got there early.
So basically the verdict is massage – pretty good; happy ending – ok.
Would I go back? Maybe, probably opt for the £20 extras rather than the £40 if there again.
