HoneyGlazed - Farringdon

[Ron89]

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Thanks to my guy for the TOFTT, liked the sound of her attitude and body so decided to take the plunge despite her being towards the upper end of my budget. Based a two minute walk from Farringdon station, good comms and straightforward to book. I also tried my usual double booking test and I can say with confidence that she doesn’t double book. The stable she’s with are notorious for double booking so this surprised me. Got in and wasn’t disappointed with what I saw by any stretch, I wouldn’t say she’s stunning or gorgeous but I found her decently attractive, 7 or 7.5/10 facially and a great body. She has massive natural tits that hang and bounce during the action and her ass is big and jiggly, as opposed to the firm/hard ones that we all hate. I wouldn’t say her looks resemble her pics, it’s the same girl but frankly her pics are odd and heavily photoshopped, which makes little sense as she’s objectively attractive in person. I also have no doubts about her age being 19, she’s very green and her age showed a lot at times. She sounds a little husky heightened by her Midlands accent, not the most feminine of women just off voice alone, if that bothers you look elsewhere.

Paid her 200 for an hour; she immediately initiated DFK, very intense and deep, she definitely has a high sex drive and there’s no acting with her. I’d put her service and enthusiasm on par with Ivy (ExoticEbonyBunny), she just loves the job. She then went down and gave me OWO, no extras. Her oral was pretty good, 8/10, sloppy, deep, varied but without the wow factor. Then fucked her in doggy for the rest of the session, the ass bounces and gives great feedback, as does she, natural moans and barely needed lube such was her wetness. She’s submissive and mentioned how she likes the man to be the man, apparently a lot of simps visit her.

All in all, a very good punt and I have nothing bad to say about her aside from her premium rates but there’s no extras so that’s something. Good chat, energy and her general vibe made this one of my top punts of the year, easily. She does get very busy so book her as early as possible, I had a long wait in the pub as I was local and assumed she’d be available, but wasn’t. Those that say UKP has no bearing are talking out of their ass.

Will probably write one review a week; who do you want me to review next? I’ve visited these girls recently:
1) Mariah - External Link/Members Only
2) EnglishSummerRose - External Link/Members Only
3) ebonyyasmine - External Link/Members Only
4) Luna Marie - External Link/Members Only

[Dinekid7]

Ebony yasmin would be my request

[teem86]

Hi Ron,

Great review and I'm glad you had a good time, in terms of your next review please can you do EnglishSummerRose. Also can you please confirm if she does a levels and if so what extra charge is it. Additionally I noticed from her 3rd profile photo that her left nipple is pierced but her hand is covering her right one is it also pierced. I am very much hoping you had a great time with her too.

[Atrueyorkie]

Ebony yasmin would be my request

+1

Also intrigued with luna Marie, seems you took a Leap of faith with that one with a very closeup solo picture

[RegionalAndy]

She does come across a solid fuck

[last_days_of_logan]

+1

Also intrigued with luna Marie, seems you took a Leap of faith with that one with a very closeup solo picture

+2

[RegionalAndy]

Mariah peaks my interest. To summarise would you say she’s a positive experience?

[Barneypunt]

+1 please review mariah

[ollielon]

Nice review --- how did she look face wise ? did she wear all the makeup like in her pic or was more natural looking ? cheers

[bdragon]

Did you have a short review for EnglishSummerRose? feel like she is a B&S.

[aanimator]

Yasmine for sure, her gallery has some great pics.

[bdragon]

Hey OP any reviews for summerrose?

[Ron89]

Hey OP any reviews for summerrose?

Post a few more reviews first.

[last_days_of_logan]

Post a few more reviews first.

A little mean don't you think? The guy is contributing unlike many others

[Ron89]

A little mean don't you think? The guy is contributing unlike many others

Barely.

[bdragon]

not rich my friend lool plus have responsibilities been contributing as much as can

[Prince]

Barely.

Maybe he has only seen 5 girls.

[last_days_of_logan]

not rich my friend lool plus have responsibilities been contributing as much as can

Meh, dont worry about it. I myself am much worse than him at judging non-reviewers

[Ron89]

Just seen this girl again and it was the polar opposite experience. She was cold, lethargic, unbothered - it was like seeing a Romanian. After she finished yawning she gave me a half arsed blowjob which I remember being quite a bit better than it was today. What’s worse is I struggled to maintain my hard-on as I rubbered up; instead of helping me out she refused to kiss or even wank me off. Instead she lied down and rested, murmuring that I’m embarrassing and that only 12 year olds lose their boners. A couple of mins of solo wanking, but there was no recovering from that, I changed and left asap. Glad I saw her when she was new and green, she’s clearly a different proposition altogether nowadays.

[frosty]

Just seen this girl again and it was the polar opposite experience. She was cold, lethargic, unbothered - it was like seeing a Romanian. After she finished yawning she gave me a half arsed blowjob which I remember being quite a bit better than it was today. What’s worse is I struggled to maintain my hard-on as I rubbered up; instead of helping me out she refused to kiss or even wank me off. Instead she lied down and rested, murmuring that I’m embarrassing and that only 12 year olds lose their boners. A couple of mins of solo wanking, but there was no recovering from that, I changed and left asap. Glad I saw her when she was new and green, she’s clearly a different proposition altogether nowadays.

Safe for the update Ron, and sorry to hear you had a shit punt. I was literally going to try see this girl this week. Based on this recent experience though sounds like I should give her a miss? A shame as I was really looking forward to seeing her based on your first review

[SantanaCarlos]

Just seen this girl again and it was the polar opposite experience. She was cold, lethargic, unbothered - it was like seeing a Romanian. After she finished yawning she gave me a half arsed blowjob which I remember being quite a bit better than it was today. What’s worse is I struggled to maintain my hard-on as I rubbered up; instead of helping me out she refused to kiss or even wank me off. Instead she lied down and rested, murmuring that I’m embarrassing and that only 12 year olds lose their boners. A couple of mins of solo wanking, but there was no recovering from that, I changed and left asap. Glad I saw her when she was new and green, she’s clearly a different proposition altogether nowadays.

Commiserations OP.

I hope she gave you a bit of your hard-earned back for time wasted.

The cheek of the whore - Absolutely scandalous!!

[Ron89]

Safe for the update Ron, and sorry to hear you had a shit punt. I was literally going to try see this girl this week. Based on this recent experience though sounds like I should give her a miss? A shame as I was really looking forward to seeing her based on your first review

Seemed completely different would swerve her now. Could chance it and hope she’s in a better mood but that’s a pricey risk

[Ron89]

Commiserations OP.

I hope she gave you a bit of your hard-earned back for time wasted.

The cheek of the whore - Absolutely scandalous!!

Na nothing I didn’t ask to be fair, but she wasn’t arsed about my experience in the slightest and I knew as much.

[last_days_of_logan]

Just seen this girl again and it was the polar opposite experience. She was cold, lethargic, unbothered - it was like seeing a Romanian. After she finished yawning she gave me a half arsed blowjob which I remember being quite a bit better than it was today. What’s worse is I struggled to maintain my hard-on as I rubbered up; instead of helping me out she refused to kiss or even wank me off. Instead she lied down and rested, murmuring that I’m embarrassing and that only 12 year olds lose their boners. A couple of mins of solo wanking, but there was no recovering from that, I changed and left asap. Glad I saw her when she was new and green, she’s clearly a different proposition altogether nowadays.

Man, that is all levels of unlucky. This sounds personal though, there was clearly no need for the additional personal attacks on you
Even if there was an underlying reason in her eyes to be such a bitch, its unprofessional and extremely rude of her to forget the dynamic between the two of you
Lets hope her phone runs dry and she adjusts the attitude

[Ron89]

Man, that is all levels of unlucky. This sounds personal though, there was clearly no need for the additional personal attacks on you
Even if there was an underlying reason in her eyes to be such a bitch, its unprofessional and extremely rude of her to forget the dynamic between the two of you
Lets hope her phone runs dry and she adjusts the attitude

It didn’t seem personal at all - at least she gave no indication that she felt a certain way about me. I think any guy who walked in would have received the same treatment.

[Atrueyorkie]

Hmmm the second visit comments sounded personal to me. If I was a WG I wouldn’t care less if or if they couldn’t perform. That would just mean less work for me and still the same money. So to make the comments did sound personal to me.

Surprised on the choice of WG, again everyones taste is different but her face scared me the first time opening the profile

[KobeBryant]

Just seen this girl again and it was the polar opposite experience. She was cold, lethargic, unbothered - it was like seeing a Romanian. After she finished yawning she gave me a half arsed blowjob which I remember being quite a bit better than it was today. What’s worse is I struggled to maintain my hard-on as I rubbered up; instead of helping me out she refused to kiss or even wank me off. Instead she lied down and rested, murmuring that I’m embarrassing and that only 12 year olds lose their boners. A couple of mins of solo wanking, but there was no recovering from that, I changed and left asap. Glad I saw her when she was new and green, she’s clearly a different proposition altogether nowadays.

It's unfortunate but I saw this SP last night and in passing conversation I asked if she's enjoying her work. She told me she's fairly new and that it has its ups and downs, more positives than negatives but she sometimes gets clients under the influence. She explained there a was a client recently that she and others she works with had seen before and they seem to complain that he always arrives drunk and gets very pushy & full on (no wonder the cold performance) then becomes irritated if they don't give in to his advances. Upon leaving, the said client had told her that'd he'd leave a bad review tarnishing her name because he couldn't have his way with her in his intoxicated state.

Lo and behold...

[Ron89]

It's unfortunate but I saw this SP last night and in passing conversation I asked if she's enjoying her work. She told me she's fairly new and that it has its ups and downs, more positives than negatives but she sometimes gets clients under the influence. She explained there a was a client recently that she and others she works with had seen before and they seem to complain that he always arrives drunk and gets very pushy & full on (no wonder the cold performance) then becomes irritated if they don't give in to his advances. Upon leaving, the said client had told her that'd he'd leave a bad review tarnishing her name because he couldn't have his way with her in his intoxicated state.

Lo and behold...

Work quiet today? You’d be better off admitting you’re the SP rather than pretending to be a punter, that never goes down well. I had a couple of drinks after work but was definitely not drunk nor pushy in my approach. Lying on your fat ass and hurling insults doesn’t sound like someone victim to that sort of behaviour, does it? Nice effort though.   

[Atrueyorkie]

It's unfortunate but I saw this SP last night and in passing conversation I asked if she's enjoying her work. She told me she's fairly new and that it has its ups and downs, more positives than negatives but she sometimes gets clients under the influence. She explained there a was a client recently that she and others she works with had seen before and they seem to complain that he always arrives drunk and gets very pushy & full on (no wonder the cold performance) then becomes irritated if they don't give in to his advances. Upon leaving, the said client had told her that'd he'd leave a bad review tarnishing her name because he couldn't have his way with her in his intoxicated state.

Lo and behold...

Oh how convenient that on your first ever post since 2021 you “just” managed to bump into the same SP.  Sounds like utter bollocks what you just wrote. Reeks of dodgy random post. Probably the SP if not someone who’s tongue is so far up her ass it’ ridiculous     

[ollielon]

It's unfortunate but I saw this SP last night and in passing conversation I asked if she's enjoying her work. She told me she's fairly new and that it has its ups and downs, more positives than negatives but she sometimes gets clients under the influence. She explained there a was a client recently that she and others she works with had seen before and they seem to complain that he always arrives drunk and gets very pushy & full on (no wonder the cold performance) then becomes irritated if they don't give in to his advances. Upon leaving, the said client had told her that'd he'd leave a bad review tarnishing her name because he couldn't have his way with her in his intoxicated state.

Lo and behold...

Funny you said that Kobe ... (Removed, you should know the rules by now)   

[Payyourwaymate]

It's unfortunate but I saw this SP last night and in passing conversation I asked if she's enjoying her work. She told me she's fairly new and that it has its ups and downs, more positives than negatives but she sometimes gets clients under the influence. She explained there a was a client recently that she and others she works with had seen before and they seem to complain that he always arrives drunk and gets very pushy & full on (no wonder the cold performance) then becomes irritated if they don't give in to his advances. Upon leaving, the said client had told her that'd he'd leave a bad review tarnishing her name because he couldn't have his way with her in his intoxicated state.

Lo and behold...

White knighting will not make you her favourite.

[KobeBryant]

Work quiet today? You’d be better off admitting you’re the SP rather than pretending to be a punter, that never goes down well. I had a couple of drinks after work but was definitely not drunk nor pushy in my approach. Lying on your fat ass and hurling insults doesn’t sound like someone victim to that sort of behaviour, does it? Nice effort though.

Just stating what I was told sir, no mentions of names. However if the shoe fits...

[KobeBryant]

White knighting will not make you her favourite.

In no way am I trying to be her favourite, I prefer women more on the slim side. In fact the only reason I saw her was because of OP's initial post.

They do say life comes full circle.

[last_days_of_logan]

It didn’t seem personal at all - at least she gave no indication that she felt a certain way about me. I think any guy who walked in would have received the same treatment.

doubt it..not any and every anyway....she would never work again

There was something more but we were not there in your visits so we will never know, but that all sounded very "i want to hurt your feelings"

[last_days_of_logan]

It's unfortunate but I saw this SP last night and in passing conversation I asked if she's enjoying her work. She told me she's fairly new and that it has its ups and downs, more positives than negatives but she sometimes gets clients under the influence. She explained there a was a client recently that she and others she works with had seen before and they seem to complain that he always arrives drunk and gets very pushy & full on (no wonder the cold performance) then becomes irritated if they don't give in to his advances. Upon leaving, the said client had told her that'd he'd leave a bad review tarnishing her name because he couldn't have his way with her in his intoxicated state.

Lo and behold...

this post of yours is on the side of trash anyway but it does lend credence to the idea that this whole thing was not random-to-be-consistent behaviour from the SP (possibly yourself) to everyone that passes through

Your post is uncalled for in a forum that prides itself on being a safe space for punters to express the real issues and situations. You don't know Ron and you certainly don't know the SP

I would like to think that you are indeed the SP or her Admin, the alternative that you are an actual punter that posted all that is alot worse when you unpack all the problems with it

[last_days_of_logan]

Just stating what I was told sir, no mentions of names. However if the shoe fits...

"(no wonder the cold performance)" implies you are talking to Ron89....again we are not stupid here..quite the contrary.., only someone young/naive/involved with the SP would write a post calling someone out and then childishly say "...but i didnt mention your name did?  "

Y'all need to bang again and sort this out. Sure it was just a misunderstanding

[Payyourwaymate]

"(no wonder the cold performance)" implies you are talking to Ron89....again we are not stupid here..quite the contrary.., only someone young/naive/involved with the SP would write a post calling someone out and then childishly say "...but i didnt mention your name did?  "

Y'all need to bang again and sort this out. Sure it was just a misunderstanding

If it really is like this.... then they should go stay going their separate ways, would be better for both of them.