GlamorousApril - Harrow

[Wall25]

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This punt was a few months ago but i think i paid £140 for 1hour. Had to write this review because this was the most awful punting experience i've had.

OWO, DFK, Sex

Looks wise, she's a very attractive milf with a nice body and looks 40ish.

Honestly, the punt was going really great. Good Convo, great passion and kissing, we were getting along great. OWO was nothing to talk about though.
This is when it goes downhill, i move below to give some RO but halfway there the smell that was coming off was just horrendous  .
Ended up playing off and just fingered her until she let me know she came. Got into doggy pounding as fast as i could to end it, the smell was present throughout, yuck. The worst thing is that she has all these 'hygenic' measures before hand like antiseptic mouthwash but she cant be bothered to clean her vag properly. She's also got some weird mannerisms.

Had a decent conversation after, took a shower and left. Very unfortunate because it could have been a great punt. To make things worse, i brought a burger afterwards and it was some dried age nonsense and it smelt similar to that awful smell. One of the worst remembered days ever i think. Felt sick for the rest of the week thinking about it. A smelly vag is never acceptable when paying that much money.

[Cupid Stuntz]

Remember to do a search with the AW profile number.

She has 3 negative reviews now with yours.

Hope your next punt makes up for it.

Cheers.

PS "Dried age burger" made me chuckle .

[Wall25]

This was a while back, I've had a few good punts since thankfully.

Does doing aw profile number search put this review with the others for the same SP? Or is that something only admin can do?

[Cupid Stuntz]

This was a while back, I've had a few good punts since thankfully.

Does doing aw profile number search put this review with the others for the same SP? Or is that something only admin can do?

Your review will now come up an AW number search put in the box top right hand side of the screen.

If you look above my previous post you'll see the SPs' name but it only says 2 negative reviews. This is a glitch in the matrix, your review is there too. Click on the name and you'll see it.

Happy punting .

[Sudawrirfwa]

Sorry to hear OP, I tried seeing April before but she was a timewaster so meet didn't happen. Harrow in general isn't the best area for punting, there used to be decent Polish WGs in the area but this is going back quite a few years

Best to punt outside of Harrow

[king tarzan]

Sorry to hear OP, I tried seeing April before but she was a timewaster so meet didn't happen. Harrow in general isn't the best area for punting, there used to be decent Polish WGs in the area but this is going back quite a few years

Best to punt outside of Harrow

Earls court Kensington for hot yummies 😋😋😋👅👅

[Pupil2021]

Sorry to hear OP, I tried seeing April before but she was a timewaster so meet didn't happen. Harrow in general isn't the best area for punting, there used to be decent Polish WGs in the area but this is going back quite a few years

Best to punt outside of Harrow

Harrows not too bad.

[Licker John]

Visited her yesterday. I don't have a clue what are you talking about above. Is there anyone who wants to destroy her business? I'm from Poland but she is an extremely clean, friendly, chatty lady, with a classy but sexy attitude. She also has been working as a psychotherapist for many years. She will be 41 in the end of this year but looks like if she were in her mid 30ies. Wasnt fussy at all with my 10 mins running in rush. She said she filters his visitors, and doesnt hesitate to say goodbye immediately for everyone who is rude, messy or impolite. The cleanest flat I've ever seen before, the cleanest and the most tasty pussy ever. She said she doesnt use any chemicals inside, except organic butter. Classy, clean, polite, sexy, well educated, high profile lady. I can understand if she doesnt want to see idiots. Clearly visible that someone or guys that not welcome in her flat trying to destroy her business. Do believe me, I'm am engineer, enough demanding to decide who I'm visiting. She is not available continously as her service is not a one after an other one service. Highly recommended for everyone, who is able to appreciate the value, instead of making a robotic session.

[Kev40ish]

Visited her yesterday. I don't have a clue what are you talking about above. Is there anyone who wants to destroy her business? I'm from Poland but she is an extremely clean, friendly, chatty lady, with a classy but sexy attitude. She also has been working as a psychotherapist for many years. She will be 41 in the end of this year but looks like if she were in her mid 30ies. Wasnt fussy at all with my 10 mins running in rush. She said she filters his visitors, and doesnt hesitate to say goodbye immediately for everyone who is rude, messy or impolite. The cleanest flat I've ever seen before, the cleanest and the most tasty pussy ever. She said she doesnt use any chemicals inside, except organic butter. Classy, clean, polite, sexy, well educated, high profile lady. I can understand if she doesnt want to see idiots. Clearly visible that someone or guys that not welcome in her flat trying to destroy her business. Do believe me, I'm am engineer, enough demanding to decide who I'm visiting. She is not available continously as her service is not a one after an other one service. Highly recommended for everyone, who is able to appreciate the value, instead of making a robotic session.

I tend to believe the three negative reviews. It seems to me she is trying to ruin her own business   

[Licker John]

I think someone wants ruin her. Won't win. I tried to make an app time for three times but she were always busy. Finally I could visit her. I felt some doubt of course due to your reviews. But it's clearly visible that all of you are are simply punting robots or you weren't welcome at her flat. Anyway. I got positive experiences. Clean flat, clean, mature, well groomed high profile lady. Of course she won't accept anyone. IMO this is the place of your complaining because of neither of you were enough good for her. Or how is ist possible she is happy and still working with her expensive price? Use your big brain mates.

[Muff licker]

I think someone wants ruin her. Won't win. I tried to make an app time for three times but she were always busy. Finally I could visit her. I felt some doubt of course due to your reviews. But it's clearly visible that all of you are are simply punting robots or you weren't welcome at her flat. Anyway. I got positive experiences. Clean flat, clean, mature, well groomed high profile lady. Of course she won't accept anyone. IMO this is the place of your complaining because of neither of you were enough good for her. Or how is ist possible she is happy and still working with her expensive price? Use your big brain mates.

: Hello April and welcome to UKP I used to see you some years ago and you were good but then you had a break and went home and came back and now you are shit at least wash your vag before a punt and stop your shitty attitude we are paying hard earned cash for your services so at least be polite and wash downstairs.   Over and out (well wisher ex punter)

[Licker John]

I am not her! But clearly visable, you wants to libelling her, as you are always ready to say sthg wrong about her and already also about me, just because I have a differenet experience? Probably she didin't give a shit for you. I wasn't polite at all, when I called her at first, then I was told, she didn't want to see me. After my apologies she changed her mind, we met, and my experience was excellent, worth every £, which is 130£ for an hour. Hope the only one pleasure in your life will be ruining her. Think whatever you want.

[Muff licker]

I am not her! But clearly visable, you wants to libelling her, as you are always ready to say sthg wrong about her and already also about me, just because I have a differenet experience? Probably she didin't give a shit for you. I wasn't polite at all, when I called her at first, then I was told, she didn't want to see me. After my apologies she changed her mind, we met, and my experience was excellent, worth every £, which is 130£ for an hour. Hope the only one pleasure in your life will be ruining her. Think whatever you want.

Thanks April for your semi English reply and good luck trying to find punters who are mugs 

[Licker John]

Sure. Everyone is April, who got different experience to yours. Furthermore she pays herself 130£ hourly. You are hilarious from that point. Happy ruining, I do understand already, why you weren't welcome at her.  I will return, you won't. It is that simple. Anyway, its better for her, if she doesn't know anything about this discussion.

[scutty brown]

....................She said she doesnt use any chemicals inside, except organic butter.......................

Butter can go rancid very very quickly - and exposure to vaginal bacteria could easily make that happen.

Stupid new-age naturalistic behaviour that doesn't work

[ukindianman]

I tried seeing her a year or so ago.  I simply asked whether we could start with a soft massage on me via text.  I got a very rude reply back along the lines of "Read my profile - don't waste my time".  Needless to say I went elsewhere and not had the inclination to give her a try given her attitude.

[brownmanDan]

I’m booking her next week…
She’s clearly very burnt from the shit reviews but she only has her self to blame
If there’s an hint her vag is off I’m out of there
Kinda wish she wasn’t banned so she can get the heads up before I book her next week!
The most recent review of her seems a bit touty

[MartyW]

Much worse if her vag is a bit trouty!!

[brownmanDan]

She cancelled on me 1 hour before the meet
That’s the nail in the coffin

[silvershadow69]

When i saw her all seemed in good order.   BJ was shit and nothing to write home about.   I didn't go down on the vag as i just wasn't feeling it, but there was no smell to report.   
She talks a lot and dilutes the convo with lots of psychological bullshit talk.

She would'nt let me finger her until she came as she wanted to cum when we fucked - strange but seemed true because she had a massive orgasm when we did actually do it.   Looks wise as per my review - i'd say mid to late 40s easily.   In good shape for her age.