Author Topic: professional massage - Nice tug - Colindale  (Read 2949 times)

Offline Atrueyorkie

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50 for the hour.

Comms are consistent but it’s clear English isn’t the first language.

Fast to book as well.

Upon arrival final details are given and the layout of the place is very odd, hard to describe but it’s neither discreet or indiscreet.

Word of warning, there’s cameras at the door. Just an fyi, felt a bit odd because there’s literally a big sign (can’t miss it) indicating that they’re recording/got cameras.

Still I was all the way there so rang.

Inside it looked just okay. Massage in a side room and quite dark.

SP was Eastern European, nice person. Couldn’t guess the age, late 20’s maybe. Build, neither curvy or slim, in the middle. It was sensual from the get go and continuous throughout.

I have to say I think that’s all I remember from the massage constant, I enjoyed it  :scare:

I’m afraid I can’t actually comment on the massage itself because that’s all I remember being tugged. On the flip oiled up mini me some more and went until completion.

Again easy to talk to, interested on the bio as I went with the flow on my booking, potential for more but I was satisfied on my booking.

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You are spoiling us with your detailed review :D

What time and date did this take place?

Can you roughly estimate the density of each cheb to cm3?

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You are spoiling us with your detailed review :D

What time and date did this take place?

Can you roughly estimate the density of each cheb to cm3?

 :hi:

Couple months back, afternoon.

Not one with chebs at all, a cup looking  :D

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Was it 50 all together or did you tip extra
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Offline Atrueyorkie

Was it 50 all together or did you tip extra

It was inclusive for me

Offline tantraman

It was inclusive for me

Hold on a sec', Atrueyorkie, are you saying you enjoyed an hour's massage and a "Nice tug" for £50 all told? :timeout:

Offline webpunter

50 for the hour.

Word of warning, there’s cameras at the door. Just an fyi, felt a bit odd because there’s literally a big sign (can’t miss it) indicating that they’re recording/got cameras.

SP was Eastern European, nice person. Couldn’t guess the age, late 20’s maybe. Build, neither curvy or slim, in the middle. It was sensual from the get go and continuous throughout.

whats not to like @ this pricing point, 'sensual from the get go ....'

who gives a monkeys bout the cameras
reasonable chance they ain't working
& if they are they wont be using the recording unless a problem

if more local i'd be round there like a rat up a drain pipe
especially after my repeat visit to the same massage burd @ Bookham R&T
which was shite, i've updated my review
& this was 50 for 30 rather than this burd @ 50 for 60 

Offline Atrueyorkie

Hold on a sec', Atrueyorkie, are you saying you enjoyed an hour's massage and a "Nice tug" for £50 all told? :timeout:

Yes I didn’t stutter  :D ymmv obviously

Offline Stevelondon

From reading ATY’s review. It would appear you turn up pays your fifty and get massaged and tugged without the SP bothering to ask if that’s what you’re after. 😂

I can imagine Joe Vanilla getting a booking and being very surprised at how this masseuse treats his problematic sciatica  :lol:

£50/60 massage and tug……… form a queue quietly lads.

Offline Atrueyorkie

From reading ATY’s review. It would appear you turn up pays your fifty and get massaged and tugged without the SP bothering to ask if that’s what you’re after. 😂

I can imagine Joe Vanilla getting a booking and being very surprised at how this masseuse treats his problematic sciatica  :lol:

£50/60 massage and tug……… form a queue quietly lads.

Yeah ymmv, I can only describe my experience  :D I wasn’t exactly gonna stop her and go “shouldn’t you charge me extra for this”  :lol:

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Do you know what nationally is she?

Offline Atrueyorkie

Do you know what nationally is she?

Nope, only know she’s Eastern European

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As ever, superb sleuthing, Xtro :hi:

This lass looks familiar, and indeed she calls herself 'Maria' in the MassageMe ad, which reminds me of an earlier namesake ...

Maria (FBSM, Lingam Massage) in N11 (Friern Barnet) :coolgirl:

Offline Atrueyorkie

As ever, superb sleuthing, Xtro :hi:

This lass looks familiar, and indeed she calls herself 'Maria' in the MassageMe ad, which reminds me of an earlier namesake ...

Maria (FBSM, Lingam Massage) in N11 (Friern Barnet) :coolgirl:

Yep interesting, same girl. Goes to show not much new ones out there and the rebranding. That and confirms the Eastern European suspicion. Looking at your review I wouldn’t agree with the meaty ass though, It was quite flat and long in my opinion. Either that or she lost a lot as 2019 is a long time

Offline brownmanDan

Does she operate from a shop or flat?

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