GirlExternal Link/Members OnlyPrice£400 for 1 hour
ServicesPositiveNice tits - fake but soft
Nipples perked up during RO but then disappeared when I came up from down below. Proof I don't look like Brad Pitt?
Nice OWO but not mind blowing and limited to very mechanical up and down
NeutralRoom was very dark. Asked to turn lights on but she said problem with light switch and I didn't push
LFK only and had to go looking for it rather than being offered/on tap
Flexible and all positions done without question and ease - doggie, cow girl, reverse, missionary etc
She was rushing to apply a condom and start sex. Pretty sure not due to my looks or that she was horny (not least with the amount of lube applied)
Larger than photos and video by couple of dress sizes. Not fat but not gym slim and toned
Kept checking during sex that the condom was on or she was trying to use her fingers to speed me up - had to tell her to stop and killed the mood
NegativeVery mechanical and simply going through the motions
Lot of lube applied on me and her before sex. Given the amount of lube hard to tell how tight she really was but certainly didn't feel tight
Tasted strongly of coffee and was chewing on gum when arrived. After first kiss and tasting her coffee second hand asked her to use some mouthwash but think she only rinsed with water - no real change so gave up on the kissing which wasn't exactly ringing my bell
Bathroom floor was very wet going in and no shower gel/soap
In, showered (x2), out in 40 minutes
Was looking for a good pre-Jubilee weekend punt to set up for the festivities
Given previous reviews, ended up very disappointed. Basically a pump and dump
Maybe caught her on a bad day or maybe she's getting burnt out but just wasn't enjoyable. Came but was relying on the wank bank and might as well stayed home and had a wank. Cold pint and packet of salt and vinegar would be have been better use of time
Might have passed her duo mate on the way in. If it was Aivaza, then bad acne
Would I return - definitely no
