Flaked them cause I'm picky as fook where getting screwed over when $30 gets all night creampies in Colombia and Thailand. I think I'll save and leave paying the overpriced ugly whores to Yorkshire lad. Thanks for the advice.
If he got an all nighter in Thailand for $30 it must have been a granny from Beach Road who needed somewhere to sleep. An all nighter with any half decent looking Thai girl in Bangkok would cost at least 5,000 baht (£115). A looker would cost a good bit more. Pattaya prices are a bit cheaper but not that cheap.