External Link/Members OnlyOutcall £130 even though the website says £99 outcalls. Apparently the extra is for travel costs.
Had the horn Saturday night, didn’t really find much to suit and saw Bunnies agency pop up. Checked the site and some nice looking girls available. Made the call and was told the website only lists the girls available that day as it’s updated daily - (load of bollocks as I realised later.)
Lady was polite on the phone. Asked if Jessica was available and was told yes. Also asked whether the pics are actually of the girls. Again told they were.
I actually had a feeling the girl wouldn’t be the one in the pictures but thought if she was half decent I’d keep her if not I’d send her on her way!
Half hour later she’s here. I go down to greet her and she’s actually a good looking blonde. Dressed (a bit too) casually in a top and jeans, no make up. Slim size 8, and said she was Swedish which was probably the only truthful thing.
We get upstairs and exchange paperwork. She tells me everything is covered which is fine by me.
She strips off revealing a nice tanned taut body, small B cup tits with not an inch of fat anywhere. She pulls out the condom straight away and goes for the limp dick. Now I understand it’s OW but at least try and let the flag fly at half mast. Went for the tits and told no sucking allowed. It was at that moment, I knew i fucked up! This was gonna be a shit one. No kissing of any sort, no kissing her tits, no sucking them, no fingering…oh and it was also ‘only one time sex’. She gets me hard slowly unwrapping the condom more the harder I get. Wasn’t a bad blow job if Im honest (or am I convincing myself?)She then asks which position, cowgirl, she jumps on top but is leaning forward as she lightly bounces up and down. I switched off and in my head was thinking wet, has to be one of the worse punts ever this, yes, worse than the Roms of age!
Mini me isn’t playing ball so goes soft. She asks me if I’ve sniffed tonight being the reason why I’ve gone soft. I’m not into drugs so that’s not it)I tell her it’s because I could have better interaction with a corpse!
She wanks me til I’m hard and I pump in missionary til I pop in the bag.
We’re now like 25 mins in. I’ve gone to the bathroom to clean myself up, as I’ve come out she’s fully dressed and standing by the door. She’s sees me and says thanks hope you enjoyed good bye. I was like errrrr….there’s half an hour left yet, oh no no, it’s one time sex and that’s happened. Thanks bye and fucked off!
So to summarise….stay away, you’re not getting what you expect nor are you getting the time you pay for. Very big negative. Avoid…or chance at your own peril!
