SexualDreamMilf - Dudley

[Justimaginewhatif]

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Fee: £90 30mins    Services Requested: DFK & OWO + CIM

Location: Popular Hotel in Dudley   When: Couple of months back

Comms: Decent enough, called on day time and services confirmed, she requested a video call to see face to give the go ahead for DFK but it wouldn't work so I plodded on knowing she'd be desperate to snog me when she saw me  Arrived bang on time, room number given and off I trot, a couple of staff at reception but didn't bat an eye lid.

The deed: Got to the room, usual hiding behind the door and as I turned around I was like, OK not bad but not what I expected. She's not ugly, but she's got her top lip filled which I thought looked ridiculous, a little daffy duck'esque.

As soon  as I walked she didn't shut up, talking constantly about other bookings begging for her services that she was making wait as they hadn't followed her protocol, to be honest I switched off and let her mumble on.
Cash handed over, I didn't have the exact amount but she had change which was nice of her.
She summonsed me to the bog to wash me nads although I was freshly showered which I obliged and she also asked me to use mouthwash again I was fresh and minty and pointed that out. She did however offer to wash my nads for me.
She was chatty in a pleasant way, I think couldn't say for sure if it was a time wasting ploy or not.
Back in to the room and she starts talking dirty, I pull her over and start having a feel, she's a big girl as in tall, not fat but has a mum tum, size 14 maybe 16. Her arse is great as are her tits,  great size and I'm not really a tit man. I sat on the bed while she stood having a suck on her fun bags whilst feeling her arse. Went I'm for DFK which wasn't DFK, it was more like a kiss followed by a swipe of her tongue in my mouth, which was a let down.

She then asks me to lie back, I take down my boxers and she starts with the main event, she's good at giving head, lots of spit, eye contact and dirty talk, variation between hand and mouth. She started to encourage me quite early to come in her mouth, like not even 5 mins in to OWO but I wasn't done and wanted more, after 5 more minutes of that she asked me to sit on the edge of the bed and got down on her knees in front of me and proceeded with a nice blow job, I asked if it was cum twice to which she stated yes but couldn't suck my cock constantly for 30mins  not that I can cum twice anyway 

I decided to stand while she knelt in front of me and she sucked  away, working her magic, I told her a weeks worth was on its way and she soldiered on, carried on until I said it was enough, love coming in a birds gob.

As I finished she giggled, ran off to the bog to spit it out and was back in chatting again about allsorts, plans for the rest of the day. I cleaned up, peck on the cheek and was on my way, I was probably there a maximum of 25 mins.

Verdict: Would I return, NO because she's not really my type alot bigger than I prefer, DFK was more like light kissing. Parts of it felt rushed, OWO was ok but not exceptional.

She's a really nice lass and can hold a conversation but for what she charges the service didn't live up to expectations for me, I have high standards and have to be honest to myself when reviewing.

Hope that helps, Enjoy!

[SexualDreamMilf]

Firstly your confidence of ‘you knew I’d want to snog you’ obviously meant I never wanted too with me not giving DFK. Other reviews state I gladly give DFK so maybe your over confidence was the issue here as you didn’t check I’d actually find you attractive to offer ‘kissing discretion’ after all it is my discretion if I DFK if you don’t check with me beforehand

I’m a size 14, with a mom tummy which my profile clearly honestly states. You wanted a milf and a milf has had children normally resulting in signs of so. I make no hiding of my child bearing belly. I do not advertise myself as a gym bunny and a size 14 is just that. If you didn’t want a ‘big Lady’ as you say maybe try someone sized under a 12 FYI

My lips again are enhanced which no one else has had an issue with looking ducky. Again I state this on my profile so you choose to book me with my lips clearly showing on my profile?

Your expectations seem high but maybe it was your confidence that was dented that I didn’t offer you DFK as I didn’t find you that attractive - god forbid 





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[theejaculator]

Firstly your confidence of ‘you knew I’d want to snog you’ obviously meant I never wanted too with me not giving DFK. Other reviews state I gladly give DFK so maybe your over confidence was the issue here as you didn’t check I’d actually find you attractive to offer ‘kissing discretion’ after all it is my discretion if I DFK if you don’t check with me beforehand

I’m a size 14, with a mom tummy which my profile clearly honestly states. You wanted a milf and a milf has had children normally resulting in signs of so. I make no hiding of my child bearing belly. I do not advertise myself as a gym bunny and a size 14 is just that. If you didn’t want a ‘big Lady’ as you say maybe try someone sized under a 12 FYI

My lips again are enhanced which no one else has had an issue with looking ducky. Again I state this on my profile so you choose to book me with my lips clearly showing on my profile?

Your expectations seem high but maybe it was your confidence that was dented that I didn’t offer you DFK as I didn’t find you that attractive - god forbid 





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To defensive methinks? You've got a pretty good run of positive reviews on here, a neutral or negative is bound to come along sooner or later..not all bookings meet expectations of either party.
Overall he was fairly complementary towards you....

[SexualDreamMilf]

I get that but his personal views on my appearance were a tad uncalled for

He mentions my size and my lips and my mom belly

He booked me knowing I was a size 14 so if I had said on my profile I was a size 10 and he turned up and l was a size 14 they I’d understand. I am exactly what I say on the tin so unless he thought I’d starved myself for a few weeks I will always be a size 14.. I loved grub and have no intention to lose weight 

My lips are shown on my photos and it says enhanced in my description

My mom belly is normally the last thing people notice as I have a lot more better physical attributes but again I state I’m not a gym bunny and curvy is exactly what I am

He obviously picked me wrongly if all what makes me ‘me’ isn’t his type 

Just found it strange as one thing I’m not is a catfish

[shiptonlad]

He is either unlucky or difficult to please 3 reviews 2 neutral 1 negative. Either that or he doesn't do his research.

[SexualDreamMilf]

In my case definitely his ‘research’ and his review was ‘from months ago’ also 

He was cocky enough to assume I’d want to snog his face off and then complain that I never as I obviously didn’t find him attractive to snog him 

He should of warned me he wanted a skinny woman. I’d of cut a leg and an arm off beforehand (oh not forgetting to slice my mummy belly off too) 

[Justimaginewhatif]

The snog comment was meant in jest, genuinely didn't think anybody would take it literally.

I'm not a serial punter, can't afford to so when I look for a booking I  always do my research via this priceless resource that is UK you know what.

I was honest in my review, this site is about reviews for punters, I'm sorry the SP wasn't happy with my comments but they were genuine.

Genuinely wish her all the best for the future.

[SexualDreamMilf]

Don’t slate my personal appearance when you had all facts in front of you to choose to book me

You don’t get natural DD’s from being a stick insect so I’m confident in my size 14 curves 

By all means if I had lied about anything pull me up gladly but all your negatives were clearly in my profile so you should of scrolled on by

I have racked my brains to remember who you are but I can’t as like you said it was months ago but I wish you the best too and maybe next time you can afford an escort save for a gym bunny who will DFK anyone falsely with no hesitation but I’m sorry I can’t do that

Please don’t ever try book me again who ever you are even if you start fancying ‘big girls’ 

[Justimaginewhatif]

To defensive methinks? You've got a pretty good run of positive reviews on here, a neutral or negative is bound to come along sooner or later..not all bookings meet expectations of either party.
Overall he was fairly complementary towards you....

Cheers dude  I was being genuine with my review 

[Justimaginewhatif]

Don’t slate my personal appearance when you had all facts in front of you to choose to book me

You don’t get natural DD’s from being a stick insect so I’m confident in my size 14 curves 

By all means if I had lied about anything pull me up gladly but all your negatives were clearly in my profile so you should of scrolled on by

I have racked my brains to remember who you are but I can’t as like you said it was months ago but I wish you the best too and maybe next time you can afford an escort save for a gym bunny who will DFK anyone falsely with no hesitation but I’m sorry I can’t do that

Please don’t ever try book me again who ever you are even if you start fancying ‘big girls’ 

I wasn't slating you, I'm so sorry you felt that way, you were a nice person but I've been honest about the service I received.  I'm not going to change that and as I said I won't be booking again.

Good Luck for the future.

[SexualDreamMilf]

I’ve pulled up my big girls pants so no hard feelings. I’m sorry I didn’t leave you with a good feeling when you left as that’s always my aim .. good luck with your fourth punt 

[Justimaginewhatif]

That's really good of you, honestly wish you all the best and I'm sure others will meet you and think WTF was he thinking. 

We're all different, we like different things.

Best wishes for the future x

[Brumish]

Don’t slate my personal appearance when you had all facts in front of you to choose to book me

You don’t get natural DD’s from being a stick insect so I’m confident in my size 14 curves 

By all means if I had lied about anything pull me up gladly but all your negatives were clearly in my profile so you should of scrolled on by

I have racked my brains to remember who you are but I can’t as like you said it was months ago but I wish you the best too and maybe next time you can afford an escort save for a gym bunny who will DFK anyone falsely with no hesitation but I’m sorry I can’t do that

Please don’t ever try book me again who ever you are even if you start fancying ‘big girls’ 

It's a punter review site, he has every right to review the whole experience, including your personal appearance and your fat belly, should you have one.
Not all MiLFs are a size 14 with a lazy fat pouch so don't generalise what a MILF is.
Like others have said, you've had a good run of positive reviews and the OP gave you a neutral. Perhaps you should be grateful that it isnt a negative and refrain from criticising it.
If anyone dares to do a negative, lord knows how berzerk you'll go 

[Dark Vader]

I saw nothing wrong with the OP's review. Nothing malicious there even praising her at times. To my understanding no lies were told here so it's just a matter of a bruised ego. Even after she responded he apologized numerous times and tried to walk away but she still felt the need to aim subtle digs at him. Sadly a behavior I recognize in many women. A woman scorned and all that. Beware fellas, Beware!

[SexualDreamMilf]

It's a punter review site, he has every right to review the whole experience, including your personal appearance and your fat belly, should you have one.
Not all MiLFs are a size 14 with a lazy fat pouch so don't generalise what a MILF is.
Like others have said, you've had a good run of positive reviews and the OP gave you a neutral. Perhaps you should be grateful that it isnt a negative and refrain from criticising it.
If anyone dares to do a negative, lord knows how berzerk you'll go 

I’m hoping I don’t get a negative review but if I do I think I know better to go berserk on a site which is to review me which would see me being banned so nope no berserk’ness incoming 

A milf who describes myself as curvy and a size 14 and ‘not a gym bunny’ should of told him I’d be what I am. I don’t get natural big DD’s without fat in other places but hey ho others don’t mind what I am and I appreciate his kind other statements, and I responded to it. Onwards and upwards Ahy

[SexualDreamMilf]

I saw nothing wrong with the OP's review. Nothing malicious there even praising her at times. To my understanding no lies were told here so it's just a matter of a bruised ego. Even after she responded he apologized numerous times and tried to walk away but she still felt the need to aim subtle digs at him. Sadly a behavior I recognize in many women. A woman scorned and all that. Beware fellas, Beware!

I’m not scorned - I just wanted to say what I did as I felt it was his ego bruised not mine that he assumed I’d of snogged his face off and I didn’t. Either way like I said I hope he has better luck with his fourth punt as his three reviews so far haven’t lived up to his expectations, I aim to please so I’m sorry he didn’t leave me feeling good 

[Dark Vader]

Comms: Decent enough, called on day time and services confirmed, she requested a video call to see face to give the go ahead for DFK but it wouldn't work so I plodded on knowing she'd be desperate to snog me when she saw me 

Who on this site saw this anything other than a joke?

[SexualDreamMilf]

Who on this site saw this anything other than a joke?

It wasn’t a joke / he wanted DFK and he didn’t get it, and I love to snog as other reviews state and tbh I can’t remember him but I must not of snogged him because I didn’t want too. He wanted a service I didn’t provide as he didn’t check I’d kiss him 

[Dark Vader]

It wasn’t a joke / he wanted DFK

It was a joke. The man himself said so. You seem to be the only one who didn't find it funny. I wonder why?

[SexualDreamMilf]

It was a joke. The man himself said so. You seem to be the only one who didn't find it funny. I wonder why?

Because he slated the fact I didn’t give him DFK but surely if I was so not his type and he found me that unattractive he shouldn’t of wanted to DFK me anyway - then again maybe if I had of snogged his gave off he’d of felt more of an connection. Who knows Ahy. Unfortunately like Cher, ‘if I could turn back time’ I’d of done it to get a positive 

I’m the only one who didn’t find it funny as it’s not, it’s a choice I offer that service. Only men would find it funny but I appreciate this is man’s platform, and I know there’s worse things reviews out there

[Dark Vader]

Because he slated the fact I didn’t give him DFK but surely if I was so not his type and he found me that unattractive he shouldn’t of wanted to DFK me anyway - then again maybe if I had of snogged his gave off he’d of felt more of an connection. Who knows Ahy. Unfortunately like Cher, ‘if I could turn back time’ I’d of done it to get a positive 

I’m the only one who didn’t find it funny as it’s not, it’s a choice I offer that service. Only men would find it funny but I appreciate this is man’s platform, and I know there’s worse things reviews out there

I'm going to make you prove my point. Ready! The man said what he said and has now apologized and moved on. You are just here to argue, aren't you?

[SexualDreamMilf]

I'm going to make you prove my point. Ready! The man said what he said and has now apologized and moved on. You are just here to argue, aren't you?

I’m not arguing? I’ve not swore - used capitals which I was told off for before for on here so I actually do adhere to knowing my place on this site

I’ll bow out gracefully and wish you a good evening 

[Dark Vader]

I’m not arguing?

Hook line and sinker.   Knew you could help yourself.

[SexualDreamMilf]

Hook line and sinker.   Knew you could help yourself.

Was you trying to entice me to argue? I’m sorry but I’m wiser than that so you haven’t got me hook link and sinker .. I’ve just proved I have more respect to bite anymore and be banned so I replied politely

Feel free to book me and argue. I’m quite good at it in real life I promise     I’m aware of my surroundings here and know when to bow out.. real life is a different scenerio as id back down to no one but hey you’ve got me 

[pbrown355]

You argued. You obviously don't even know when you're doing it!
Sorry everyone, I know it's time this thread died but I just couldn't let it go. Now I'm going to say I don't want to argue either, and that I think you've handled this fairly well.
But you did argue.
Ok, done now.

[shed]

Please don’t ever try book me again who ever you are even if you start fancying ‘big girls’ 

If you don't know who he is how the fuck will you know if he does book you again anonymously. Best thing for you now is to keep your trap shut and move on. The OP gave a good review appreciated by all his colleagues. Whatever you think is irrelevant. Accept it.