NaughtyNaomi_ Leeds

[justaguy]

I've been considering my first punt for a while and came across Naomi's profile, which finally convinced me to take the plunge today.

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Her comms were clear with prompt responses, initially through AW and then moved onto WhatsApp - I first messaged her late afternoon and was at her place by early evening which I'd guess was her home. I was a little late due to traffic and wasn't great at following her instructions once I arrived, but she didn't seem to mind and her attitude was spot on - didn't sense any frustration at all and was greeted with a smile and ample cleavage when I arrived.

The venue was a small terraced house - not the best area but there's plenty of parking and the house itself was well kept, clean & tidy. I felt comfortable at the location and drinks/shower were offered on arrival.

Clearly this is my first review so I've no benchmark, but I found Naomi to be enthusiastic and interested in having some genuine conversation throughout the meeting, although this perhaps felt a little vanilla at times and dampened the mood for me at certain moments. In terms of appearance Naomi looked very much like her pictures, incredible chest and great curves (no cellulite) if you're into that look, roughly a size 12/14 - I'd say her advertised age (28) is accurate, facially she's attractive and she wore the lingerie that I requested, although no heels which she told me beforehand during the comms - have to say that when she opened the door she looked great and I really didn't care that she wasn't wearing heels.

The session was 30 mins for £80. I was only interested in a massage and titwank but Naomi did volunteer that we could do more very early on in the meeting, which set a nice tone and conveyed enthusiasm. The massage itself was quite bland and whilst it was pleasant/ok technique with some decent conversation, it felt very much like a normal massage and didn't build up much anticipation for me. i.e. no gliding her chest across my back, no thigh/leg stimulation etc, just a plain back massage really. Turned over onto my front after about 10 mins and Naomi got to work on bringing me to climax. Her technique with her hands was pretty skilled, used plenty of oil and when she put me between her oiled chest (which I enjoyed helping to apply) it was all over in a matter of moments. If you're a boobs man then Naomi's will most likely fit the bill. All in all I was probably in and out in 25 mins but I didn't feel like there was any clockwatching and I was under no pressure to leave, although when Naomi expertly got me off with her tits a box of wipes did land next to me rather quicker than I'd have liked! In all honesty this spoiled the post orgasm bliss a little, but again presuming that's a common experience.

I'd definitely see Naomi again. She mentions that she doesn't force/fake anything on her profile and I'd probably say that's true. It perhaps means that you might get a slightly more vanilla experience than you'd hoped for, but the authenticity of her service coupled with her appearance more than compensates for that in my opinion.
 

[wakefieldlad13]

Thanks for the review

I like the look of this one and came close to seeing her/had comms quite some time ago

I f i remember correctly, she was asking around £110ph back then which without the possibility of cim, made it a price i was not willing to pay, my mistake, that said, as good as she looks to me, there is no way i would be giving her 150

[PussyLover789]

Well hello Naomi?  are things really that bad at the moment? you do realize you also posted this as a post as well as a review? 

[Uklad873]

🤣🤣

[KBW1999]

She's fat, slovenly and piss poor in my experience so good for you

[Uklad873]

First time punting and wants to be a TOFFT why would u lol

[Pk44]

She's fat, slovenly and piss poor in my experience so good for you

You don’t seem to have done a review of the encounter, might you be able to manage one?

[Payyourwaymate]

Sorry OP I think you are a woman. This does not read like it was written by a man.

[Aireman]

Always find the cynicism on here a bit ridiculous. Everyone has to do a first review somewhere, and there's plenty of negative details in there that you'd be unlikely to include if you were self-promoting.

[Crazyoldhaag]

Always find the cynicism on here a bit ridiculous. Everyone has to do a first review somewhere, and there's plenty of negative details in there that you'd be unlikely to include if you were self-promoting.

Valid point.

But why would you register on UKP 4 months BEFORE your first punt? Obviously plenty of time to do your research, but there's another recent  review by someone popping their punting cherry with this girl. Could be a coincidence, however the poster of the other review still has 2 posts 2 months after he posted it. Or perhaps she wants to establish herself as a bit of a newbie specialist.

[Aireman]

Valid point.

But why would you register on UKP 4 months BEFORE your first punt? Obviously plenty of time to do your research, but there's another recent  review by someone popping their punting cherry with this girl. Could be a coincidence, however the poster of the other review still has 2 posts 2 months after he posted it. Or perhaps she wants to establish herself as a bit of a newbie specialist.

I mean you have to be registered to read the forums these days so maybe he just did that to get his research in and get his courage up. And 4 months ago we weren't supposed to be meeting anyone ofc (didn't stop numerous people ofc, but officially  )

[Crazyoldhaag]

I mean you have to be registered to read the forums these days so maybe he just did that to get his research in and get his courage up. And 4 months ago we weren't supposed to be meeting anyone ofc (didn't stop numerous people ofc, but officially  )

Again all valid points.

How would one even know about the existence of UKP? Punting mates? Child's first word that you didn't quite understand and decided to Google it to see if it's even a word and found this site? The possibilities are endless.

In my case one of the girls mentioned it to me but I took no notice until another one mentioned it again months later. That's why I'm a bit sceptical about UKP first - punt after scenario

[justaguy]

No need for apologies; your perceptions on my gender based on my writing style are just as inconsequentual to me as I imagine they are to everyone else.

Quick responses on other points:
- accept that some people would class Naomi as fat, which is of course subjective. What's objective is that she's a size 14 (she did mention she'd put on a little weight during lockdown)
- experience didn't feel great value, but it wasn't quite enough to be prohibitive. If it went up any further I'd reconsider whether to return
- I'd been considering punting whilst we were locked down and felt like I ought to contribute to the forum before I posted/took from the forum
- wasn't that difficult to find the forum at the time. Quick search of a few names in Google after reading overly positive reviews on AW and it came up

[Pk44]

Always find the cynicism on here a bit ridiculous. Everyone has to do a first review somewhere, and there's plenty of negative details in there that you'd be unlikely to include if you were self-promoting.

+1

[Payyourwaymate]

No need for apologies; your perceptions on my gender based on my writing style are just as inconsequentual to me as I imagine they are to everyone else.

Quick responses on other points:
- accept that some people would class Naomi as fat, which is of course subjective. What's objective is that she's a size 14 (she did mention she'd put on a little weight during lockdown)
- experience didn't feel great value, but it wasn't quite enough to be prohibitive. If it went up any further I'd reconsider whether to return
- I'd been considering punting whilst we were locked down and felt like I ought to contribute to the forum before I posted/took from the forum
- wasn't that difficult to find the forum at the time. Quick search of a few names in Google after reading overly positive reviews on AW and it came up

Why is the review not a neutral then?

[Aireman]

Again all valid points.

How would one even know about the existence of UKP? Punting mates? Child's first word that you didn't quite understand and decided to Google it to see if it's even a word and found this site? The possibilities are endless.

In my case one of the girls mentioned it to me but I took no notice until another one mentioned it again months later. That's why I'm a bit sceptical about UKP first - punt after scenario

I found it before my first meet - was doing some research and googling a couple of AW names I was interested in and came across the site. Sure that's pretty common tbh.

[johnstoves102938]

Politics aside, Naomi if you're reading this, £150/hr is pushing it by quite a bit. Back to your old prices and the phone will get busy again

[Pk44]

Politics aside, Naomi if you're reading this, £150/hr is pushing it by quite a bit. Back to your old prices and the phone will get busy again

 

[johnstoves102938]

Always find the cynicism on here a bit ridiculous. Everyone has to do a first review somewhere, and there's plenty of negative details in there that you'd be unlikely to include if you were self-promoting.

+1

I would also watch out for soft negatives. SPs upping their game 

[Payyourwaymate]

Always find the cynicism on here a bit ridiculous. Everyone has to do a first review somewhere, and there's plenty of negative details in there that you'd be unlikely to include if you were self-promoting.

Do not underestimate the self promoters. There are negative details but it's written in an covert manner that would be harder to clock on straight away, it's very indirect, in otherwords woman speak. There are hints in the way it was written that does not fall in line with the typical review of this site. If OP can justify his reasoning I will apologise, it's no problem.

[justaguy]

It's my first review after my first experience. Given that I'm not a seasoned punter or reviewer, perhaps that's a contributing factor. I've tried to be balanced and fair.

Reasoning I gave a positive is because, as things stand, I'd visit again.

I found her attractive in both body and face (whilst others may class her as "fat", I certainly didn't) and it didn't feel like a mechanical experience with someone who had been worn down by their occupation. Comms, attitude & enthusiasm were all good.

In general I just found her to be a down to earth girl who's genuine about what she likes and doesn't like. That will work against her if you're dead set against vanilla, but personally I appreciated the sense that nothing was a chore. I guess I value that over a kinkier but overtly forced/fake experience, hence the positive.

[Payyourwaymate]

It's my first review after my first experience. Given that I'm not a seasoned punter or reviewer, perhaps that's a contributing factor. I've tried to be balanced and fair.

Reasoning I gave a positive is because, as things stand, I'd visit again.

I found her attractive in both body and face (whilst others may class her as "fat", I certainly didn't) and it didn't feel like a mechanical experience with someone who had been worn down by their occupation. Comms, attitude & enthusiasm were all good.

In general I just found her to be a down to earth girl who's genuine about what she likes and doesn't like. That will work against her if you're dead set against vanilla, but personally I appreciated the sense that nothing was a chore. I guess I value that over a kinkier but overtly forced/fake experience, hence the positive.

Alright, fair enough. To be honest I am still a bit skeptical but I'll give you the benefit of a doubt. I don't want to be a prick for no reason. Apologies on my part. Good luck with your future punts  .

[I like natural boobs]

Her boobs look massive on some of her pictures. I bet that having those oiled up and wrapped around your cock feels rather good .

[adamza]

Had my eye on Naomi for a while - been waiting for her to start doing 30 minute bookings again though. Will have to drop her a message now that she's offering them 

OP you mentioned she has put some weight on - would you say she looks significantly bigger than in her pictures? I'm a big fan of the curvy girls and her pictures are 100% my type (similar to Kendall) - but not too keen on a massive gut 

[Babu]

She's fat, slovenly and piss poor in my experience so good for you

Please expand..!

[stevedave]

Please expand..!

Quite.

I can't see a review from KBW so why should we trust his opinion? Especially when plenty of other trusted reviewers have given good feedback 

[NN93xxx]

Hello UK punters...

Firstly let me introduce myself on here as I have yet to. But yes, I am the one, the only, NaughtyNaomi_ of Leeds!
I would like to thank you all for your engagement...  I am open to criticism when it is useful and constructive!
After reading all of your comments there a few things I would like to mention, and clarify.


1. I have noticed that a few people in my reviews mention that I am 'vanilla'. I would like to say right here and now that YES I am. No where on my profile does it state that I am a PSE escort. I am OPEN to more kinky meets, but for that to happen, you need to tell me that that's what you want. I'm not a mind reader. I specialise in authentic GFE and will automatically provide that unless otherwise mentioned. If this isn't what you are looking for then I suggest you search for a girl that more suits your desires/needs.

2. I am not in the business of writing fake reviews about myself, even though you all strangely seem convinced that I am. I get plenty of work, my phone isn't dusty, and I'm doing more than fine since the price raise. Thank you for the concern though! If I'm out of your price range now I do apologise but would also like to catagorically state that I am 100% worth what I charge. I put my all into every booking and I'm very proud of the services I offer.

3. A few people have felt the need to comment on my body and weight. I am currently inbetween a size 12/14 and I have a couple of very recent June 2021 pics on my profile for anyone that questions the validity in this. I gained some weight through the lockdown like a lot of people, but most of it went to my tits anyway haha! I would encourage you to find your empathy regarding this, I am a human being and my weight fluctuates. I do my best to make sure my profile accurately represents my body at all times, I have nothing to hide. I also do not edit or manipulate any of my pictures on my profile, for that added touch of authenticity.


To the author. I would like to thank you first of all for your review. I am very pleased that overall you had a positive experience with me! I would like to acknowledge your criticisms though, as I feel they are a little unfair if I'm totally honest.
I am sorry that you found my "genuine conversation" a mood dampener. You seemed to enjoy talking with me so I'm unsure what I could have done differently there. We had a very normal amount of conversation for a 30 minute massage booking - which you engaged in enthusiastically might I add. I would like to remind you that I am a GFE ESCORT. Yes, this involves talking and getting to know eachother a little bit. Building rapport, that sort of thing.
Regarding the quality of massage... I asked you about 5 minutes in if you were happy with the massage you were receiving and you stated yes. Which I believed. If you wanted different please do say, I do not read minds. However, I will take what you have said on board and I will try to make my massages more sensual in the future.

I'd like to finish by saying... I do apologise... For handing you the baby wipes a fraction too fast.
N xxx


I hope that this clears things up a bit for people. I would like to close by saying that I probably won't be replying to comments, as I have observed this website for a little while now and find that the discord is often problematic. Thank you all for reading... And I hope to meet the nicest of you on here some day!

All the best,
N xxx

[Payyourwaymate]

Oh...well, this.... is quite the turn of events. So, OP was not the WG touting for business after all. I'm not cynical enough to think this whole review and the response is part of the act. My my...Sorry OP, I suppose me accusing you of being a woman was an overstep on my part LOL.

[viper13]

Well, there you have it, justaguy IS.... justaguy 

Thanks for the clarification NN   

[smilealltheway]

The review and the response seems like an act put together, seems fishy to me

[Crazyoldhaag]

The review and the response seems like an act put together, seems fishy to me

+1

[Payyourwaymate]

The review and the response seems like an act put together, seems fishy to me

Part of me thought so but I chose to ignore the feeling. I'm not that cynical yet. Business can't possibly be that bad right?

[smilealltheway]

I was trying to give the OP the benefit of doubt but then Naomi did a response and the English the way it is written matches a lot with the OP, must have gone to the same school I think

[viper13]

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The review and the response seems like an act put together, seems fishy to me
[/quote]

 

You've gone and said what I was thinking, but thought I'd give it benefit of doubt.   

[Payyourwaymate]

I was trying to give the OP the benefit of doubt but then Naomi did a response and the English the way it is written matches a lot with the OP, must have gone to the same school I think

It seems my initial accusation of OP being a woman may have held some weight after all. I let it go, but now others are now also suspecting alongside you. The verdict is still out on this...The judgement is still on. Let's see what OP says, if he/she responds that is.

[Crazyoldhaag]

Part of me thought so but I chose to ignore the feeling. I'm not that cynical yet. Business can't possibly be that bad right?

She is a nice enough girl with a huge pair of natural tits, can suck dick well, good kisser. I can't see her doing bad tbh.

[KBW1999]

Quite.

I can't see a review from KBW so why should we trust his opinion? Especially when plenty of other trusted reviewers have given good feedback 

I have not done a review on her as I joined this year but saw her back in 2018, so not allowed to, I fancied her profile, so dropped her a message, which was answered promptly and politely, we agreed a time and date as well as length of visit pretty quickly, I booked an hour for I think £120.
I turned up at the time, and messaged, to be told wait I'm not ready, fair enough, by the time I got the all clear it was 20 minutes past the agreed time, so with that long to get ready I was really looking forward to seeing her, she opened the door in a dirty stained white tee shirt with a very obvious tummy sticking over dirty tatty jeans and to be honest the little chap shrank.
The meet was mechanical and she didn't put any effort in, I left after 50 minutes and TBH I couldn't wait to get out, I won't be back.

Does that help?

[stevedave]

I have not done a review on her as I joined this year but saw her back in 2018, so not allowed to, I fancied her profile, so dropped her a message, which was answered promptly and politely, we agreed a time and date as well as length of visit pretty quickly, I booked an hour for I think £120.
I turned up at the time, and messaged, to be told wait I'm not ready, fair enough, by the time I got the all clear it was 20 minutes past the agreed time, so with that long to get ready I was really looking forward to seeing her, she opened the door in a dirty stained white tee shirt with a very obvious tummy sticking over dirty tatty jeans and to be honest the little chap shrank.
The meet was mechanical and she didn't put any effort in, I left after 50 minutes and TBH I couldn't wait to get out, I won't be back.

Does that help?

Thanks for the feedback. I just thought the description of her as "fat and slovenly" was a bit extreme to be fair. When I met her I certainly didn't have the same impression of her but, as ever, YMMV .

[KBW1999]

I know, I was shocked when I saw her, maybe she'd used her tee shirt to clean the floor and then put it on, it really was that disgusting, hence the slovenly comment and the belly was definitely over the jeans. I definitely wouldn't go back.

[justaguy]

I'm not often here as I punt infrequently, but if 1 or 2 still suspect that I'm Naomi then not much else I can do

For what it's worth, maybe 5 months later I did ask to see Naomi again, as I suggested I might do in the initial post

Naomi wasn't comfortable in meeting, citing this post, a dislike of the forum and the way that people speak here - I took this last remark to mean objective comments which may highlight the odd negative, as opposed to the purely one sided public reviews available on other platforms

Found her attitude toward this forum bizarre, particularly given her chosen industry, but maybe I'm missing something. At the end of the day, I respect her right to blacklist me or anyone else as she sees fit

[stevedave]

I'm not often here as I punt infrequently, but if 1 or 2 still suspect that I'm Naomi then not much else I can do

For what it's worth, maybe 5 months later I did ask to see Naomi again, as I suggested I might do in the initial post

Naomi wasn't comfortable in meeting, citing this post, a dislike of the forum and the way that people speak here - I took this last remark to mean objective comments which may highlight the odd negative, as opposed to the purely one sided public reviews available on other platforms

Found her attitude toward this forum bizarre, particularly given her chosen industry, but maybe I'm missing something. At the end of the day, I respect her right to blacklist me or anyone else as she sees fit

Thanks for the info, but sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.

Have you seen any other WG's other than Naomi? Any other reviews would be helpful for the forum in general and also help show any naysayers that you aren't, in fact, Naomi