First visit here,catalysed by a recent review.Bit of a mission from Birmingham location-wise but hey,needed a change from the Brum scene.
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Rang after arrival in area,swiftly answered by girl with passable English(probs Cindy).Immediately booked in.
Shop: On Boldmere’s main shopping street.Not very discrete at all.Lots of pedestrian + vehicle footfall.
Paid : 35 Massage +
40 B2B +
20 OWO =
95 (
45mins)
Cindy : Early - mid 50s ? : 5’6”odd : fairly slim - size 8 ? : slight belly
Face ? Obviously usual Chinese visage.Not a gremlin that’s been hurled through the windscreen in a car crash
, but I’ve seen prettier Chinese e.g. Jun Jun.Small bags + crows feet around eyes,betraying her age.
Tits ? 30B(?) small pointy torpedos with cannon shell long nips when erect.
Ass ? Smallish,not much cheek volume .
Nicely formed thighs + calves.Got a bush downstairs - not Amazon jungle,more sparse savannah.
Friendly,quiet at start but slowly warmed up during the meet.Customer focused - frequently wanted feedback on how I was feeling (constantly asked “Nice”?).Adequate English to get by.
The massage + other naughty bits :Walked towards the den,sped up to shake off a father + kid that were closely following behind.”Oi Johnny,see that perv who’s just gone into that shop? Sad bastard - for Crissake, don’t end up like him!” No - he didn’t say that,but he was probs thinking what I was thinking….
Thankfully the door opened when pushed,so slipped in quicker than a punter with a micropenis about to penetrate a seasoned ho with a lubed bucket fanny.Deserted reception,but a girl (Cindy) emerged from the shadows pronto.Black dress.Called out to another girl to vacate a small room on the left,she looked ok.Initial shekels sorted in room,left for a few mins while I stripped.
Lay down and received an efficient,firm rub.Used minimal oil,mainly strong palm sweeps of the back,bumcheeks + thighs.Also has this technique where she uses her forearm to press on + run along your spine,cracking your vertebrae.Ouch.If you need a
bona fide therapeutic massage,maybe check her out.No RUs, but towards the end of this 1st phase she,almost imperceptibly,launched a few prods + runs on my poo porthole.Ever so gentle,almost like a light breeze wafting through my crack,gave me a tingling sensation.Pleasant.
Asked to flip over after her fingers had finished their fairy footsteps tap dance on my bumhole area.B2B notes sorted + she stripped to her birthday suit.Slim/lean for her age,no torso here that resembled the beer casks used in the pubs across the road.Slight tum evident when she bent over,tho.Jumped on + B2B took off. Leant forward to give me a breastfeed.Yum
.Those retracted buds that had been shyly hiding away burst into bloom.Grew + grew like elongated inflatable raspberries as I sucked. Until I had,inches away,a pair of the longest nipples I may’ve ever seen
.Goddamn Momma! Their tips brushed my wisdom teeth ! These wouldn’t look out of place on the reloading trolley for the guns on HMS Ark Royal….. outliers on the graph,even by Chinese standards.Needless to say,kept returning to them between the other naughty bits.
Made out for a bit - writhing around,sliding, groping,titty-sucking ,until I took the bull by the horns (in reality the horn in my hand LOL
),waved it around and asked if she was up for a suck.”Twenty poun” (sic).Got up + gave her the purple Lizzie.Wiped the old fella down with tissue.Frankly,the OWO was pitiful
.V.light contact,vertical jackhammer,little sensation + every time her lips got past my helmet,they performed an emergency stop.No depth.Also,the oral was only in short bursts,not a protracted cock worship.Regretted my decision,not worth the extra IMO.Also got a bit of light ballsucking thrown into the mix but,again,overwhelmingly underwhelming.
Closed out with a 0-60 in 2.8 secs good,oily hand job off her,with some dirty chat that had me chuckling inside.This had me thoroughly siphoning off the tanks.2 weeks’ worth that rushed out in a Great Flood + thoroughly coated my tummy + Cindy’s hands.Enough to float Noah + his Ark.Had to use lots of tissue to wipe my Oil of Ulay off her hands + me.
Dressed.Obviously. Not going to streak around Boldmere,am I? Some natter.Gangsta clenched fist bump from her to send me on my way??!!
Slipped out.Nobody around(phew),looked at my phone - had got about 38mins,so not v. seriously short-changed on time.
+Nice girl
Ok body IMO
Freaky nips.Potential Guinness Book of World Records material.Feel sorry for her babies when she was breastfeeding them - they must’ve been constantly choking….
Good,firm massage - more therapeutic,rather than sensual
Decent B2B
Good HE
Got OWO + ballsucking,not standard in Chinese FBSM-Indiscrete location
Fairly useless OWO tbh - not worth the extra .Needs to learn how to hoover the D properly.
95 squids for less than 45 mins (including an unremarkable BJ), whilst not a rip off,doesn’t represent particularly outstanding VFM IMO
Conclusion = Low/Medium GreenLM p.s. Didn’t ask for/try CIM
