Author Topic: busty nicky - Weston-super-Mare  (Read 2668 times)


7 review(s) for Lady Caroline (4 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline JUICEGORGER

Been browsing this lady's AW profile for a while now with pics, particularly those in the private section, suggesting a horny Milf in saucy lingerie sort of experience.
Very rarely request penetration these days, just want a decent nosh/face-sitting experience and again, pics show a neat, well maintained mugget that I would be more than happy to have straddling my face. Knew it would be covered but happy to compromise.
In town on an afternoon skive so called her number but no reply.
Had a couple of pints then called again and phone was answered by a croaky, elderly voice who said she was available in about an hour so booked. Address received via text with instructions to call when outside. I must confess, had a few second thoughts because of the voice but convinced myself that maybe it was another, older lady taking bookings so sank another couple, dropped a blue-ie and prepared myself.
Nice block of flats on seafront, once outside called and given flat number to buzz to be let in. Ground floor, door opened on approaching and swiftly entered.
Mmmmm....
Nicky a tad older than stated age, late 50s IMO and very plain Jane, normal house clothes, no make-up, like the pleasant lady behind the counter at your local convenience store; pleasant to chat to, but not one you'd wank over. She is chatty and welcoming though and so decided to invest in the 30mins at £70.00 and handed over the cash.
We both stripped off and again, was disappointed by a body decidedly older than profile pics.
Brief closed-mouth snog standing, then continued on bed with breast fondle/cock stroking.
Knew that even with the blue-ie this was going to be a struggle so asked her to 69 and she covered up and then swivelled herself and plunged her nether regions into my face. Far more meaty and dangly than pics suggest, quite a hefty, leathery flange and once you ventured upwards towards the hole, it's quite cavernous and gaping. Bit of an odour as well, but one resulting from age rather than hygiene. Unfortunately, because of this disappointment, (it's usually the thing that gets me off,) unable to get turned-on by pedestrian BJ and I just had to get away from the "last year's hanging basket." Told her therefore that I wanted to wank over her tits...
She lollopped onto her back and I knelt by her side and did my best to find stimuli in the sight below me but to no avail. Did the "Oh, I've come but I suffer from a condition which permits me only dry orgasms," which she fell for so was able to scramble into my clothes whilst sounding interested in the two-girl scenario she was trying to promote.
Neutral because she could appeal to some but not one who just wants to lick a nice set of flaps whilst being blown.


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Offline houseboot

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2019 Review - "late 50s or early 60s"

2020 Review - "Probably mid to late 60's"

Both Positive Reviews though so, for the last couple of years, I've had the thought that maybe the next time I was in W-s-M that I might try.

So your "late 50s" suggests ... I must definitely go ...  :unknown: .... but then again .....  after your "glowing" Review  :lol: ..... perhaps not.


Dry orgasm?  After 4 pints you should have gone for watersports.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2022, 11:26:32 am by houseboot »

Offline tigerbiker

Sorry to hear about your experience.

It is useful to hear what happened because it "calibrates" my judgement ability. I have looked at her AW profile and importantly feedback in here and I have never booked her and never would because in my estimation I would have got pretty much what you received.

I'm not being critical of your prior evaluation (I have made similar mistakes over my 40+ years of doing it) - I think the key message is to read the reviews on here - even if positive. For Busty Nicki, the positive reviews clearly indicated what you ended up with. This is a good example or how useful this site is if it is studied in detail.

The other "intuition" I have on this one is that SPs who call themselves "busty" are often a let down. That is based on my own experiences with SPs and many reviews on here. I think it is an option for older SPs to make a positive marketing claim - but remember there are loads of "busty" OAPs out there wanting to supplement their state pension! I also think the word "busty" is a term from a bygone age that older folks use - a bit of a give away.

Offline JUICEGORGER

Like yer style Tiger....
We get but one shot at this meagre existence in my humble opinion and as such, should fill our boots with as much sordid variety as we possibly can!

Offline Crackpot11

+10 years is standard for escorts 40+ on AW. By admitting they are 40+ they automatically expect to get fewer clients so you can guess they will not do that until well into the next decade. Personally I prefer 40s but I suppose if she said 65 then the takers would be few.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2022, 06:29:09 am by Crackpot11 »