Massage. Prostate Joy (her colleague Hope)

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I wanted to try a proper prostate massage and although the price was just ridiculous, I thought let’s try based on a previous review here.
Texted Joy and was told her colleague Hope was available. Good comms.
Location is basically just outside London Bridge.
Price £220 for an hour, and yes I deserve every abuse possible for this.
Lovely girl, Polish, I’d say around 35/36, some big tattoos on her. Gives a professional vibe and chatty enough to make you welcome.
So I went for the full package which included B2B and HR with the prostate massage.
She started with a mediocre b2b slides and occasional massage, forgetful at best.
Prostate massage may be her thing as it was very good at first but the point of simulation is missed in my opinion as it needs to be combined with some sort of sensuality.
Limited touching allowed and mood was ruined by phrases such as “ we don’t allow kissing body in this establishment”
Needless to say, I knew I screwed up by booking this and just fucked off.
How on earth they can justify charging £220 for that service I don’t know

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Least you shared the experience & givin us a bit of a laarf
Sounds about as sensual as having your prostate checked at the NHS
I noticed a review a while back
Whilst finger up the bum doesn't do anything for me i did notice their lingham option
Needless to say i wont be bothering
Choose your next venture carefully
At £220 there are sooo many quality options, just not this pair
Plenty of hope & not a lot of joy 
I'll get my coat ...

Price £220 for an hour, and yes I deserve every abuse possible for this.

Prostate massage may be her thing as it was very good at first but the point of simulation is missed in my opinion as it needs to be combined with some sort of sensuality.
Limited touching allowed and mood was ruined by phrases such as “ we don’t allow kissing body in this establishment”