Was in the mood for a quick fix, saw a few good reviews here and decided to give it a go. I'm normally not a fan of the parlour/store-front, the whole haggling and "will she won't she" thing isn't really for me. Should have listened to my gut and gone back to my regular (Clair nearby).
Setup: The shop is fairly new at 82 Holloway Road
External Link/Members Only. Super busy street, so be aware if you decide to visit. I messaged the number listed and was told there was a Chinese girl and a black British girl, opted for the Chinese over text. Arrived and the older woman at the front desk showed me back to the room. Low and behold, she is also the masseuse. £30 for 30 min.
Beginning: She was probably 50+, huge natural rack (the redeeming quality of the visit). Not particularly attractive and a belly, but I was thinking with my other head and eyeing up her tits. Gave a decent massage on the back, with some teasing and a lot of time spent on the glutes. On the flip, she asked what more I wanted and I asked for topless HJ.
Ending: She started with 60, I tried for 40 but she wasn't having it. Finally settled on 50 and she quickly/playfully snatched the cash out of my hand. Her tits were nice, but she was hiding a pretty substantial gut under her shirt. I tried not to focus on it and just concentrated on the chebs. The HJ was actually pretty decent, she started with a lot of titwank and let me suck her tits during the majority of the happy ending. At one point she was blowing on my dick and tried to upsell to some oral, but said it was something ridiculous like another £80. No thanks. Blew my load, took a shower, and got out of there.
For £80 and 30 min with an older gal, this is not really great VFM. Mistake on my part, decent if you're in a pinch I suppose, but I won't be back.
