Crystal - Olina Escorts - Marylebone. My 2nd but now last time

[smellychip]

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£150 for 1hr

I've reviewed this girl before a couple of years ago but as my rating has changed am writing a new one. Mods feel free to merge if I'm breaking convention but reading the rules it seems it's ok.

Pros
+Does the Thai "master" thing well, helping you to shower, putting on your clothes after, offering water etc
+ Good massage skills
+ Reasonably friendly


Cons
- Rereading my previous review now her BJ skills have not improved and are once again best described as frantic. She goes up and down like a jackhammer, not sensual at all. A bit of ball licking. For round 1 though it was enough and she took CIM well though
- Was blowing her nose and sneezed a couple of times during the punt. Maybe it was hayfever but if she was sick she shouldn't have been working. As a result I didn't kiss her either, which meant I didn't get a GFE and I found round 2 hard going
- After the CIM while I was lying on my front waiting for the massage she did a mouthwash at the bedside and spat the mouthwash into a bin which was weird
- I got the sense she was avoiding fucking. Round 2 she started a HJ with oil but after I got hard when she put condom on for us to fuck she was kind of blocking me I couldn't get good penetration or rhythm going and she just wasn't doing it for me
- Low on enthusiasm. Going through the motions
- Towel was damp. Almost certainly previously used by another punter

Good to know
/ She uses a lot of oil. I was greasier than a chip at the end of the punt
/ Clock watcher

Maybe I caught her on a bad day but I won't be back again for this one

[NickA]

This sounds very familiar.

The time-wasting, gobbing mouthwash in the bin, rubbish BJ… All of it.

Wonder if I have seen this one in one of my local haunts. Every detail identical. Makes a fuss when you get in the door, taking your coat, unbuttoning your jeans, but blocking you from putting your cock all the way in… I had one who literally just took the head and maybe an additional two inches - 'Tooo beeeg… Too beeeg…' yawn.

Then the attentive after-sales service, the bowing and scraping and smiling and helping you on with your jacket… Like she's just delivered the punt of the century.

Then you're stood outside on the street, £120 lighter, realising you were the one who got fucked.

[smellychip]

This sounds very familiar.

The time-wasting, gobbing mouthwash in the bin, rubbish BJ… All of it.

Wonder if I have seen this one in one of my local haunts. Every detail identical. Makes a fuss when you get in the door, taking your coat, unbuttoning your jeans, but blocking you from putting your cock all the way in… I had one who literally just took the head and maybe an additional two inches - 'Tooo beeeg… Too beeeg…' yawn.

Then the attentive after-sales service, the bowing and scraping and smiling and helping you on with your jacket… Like she's just delivered the punt of the century.

Then you're stood outside on the street, £120 lighter, realising you were the one who got fucked.

LOL, spot on mate. You nailed the sentiment much better than I did in my review.