Every so often I like to try a Gumtree lady who isn't openly offering a HE option when I text them about their services and prices. It's a risky strategy as sometimes they are completely legit but often they will be offering some sensuality. This is an example of when it went wrong. Here is the advert:-
External Link/Members Onlyand the telephone number is 07399042826
Booking was quite easy and the fact appointments were possible up to 10pm was encouraging as was the fact she apparantly been advertising five years on Gumtree. The location is a block of flats off Putney High Street. The lady was mixed race, mid 30's, quite tall and certainly very shagable.
The session began to go downhill when I asked if I could use the toilet only to be told by her that she had a "strict policy" of not allowing customers to use her bathroom facilities. I told her she should have said that in advance but as my need wasn't so great I didn't complain too much. The next issue was when I was getting ready to go on the table she told me that I needed to keep my underpants on and when on the table she then also covered me with a towel. I asked if both coverings were necessary only to be informed by her that some of the men that turn up are perverts and want to expose themselves and want more than a massage and she doesn't do that sort of thing. This conversation started by me making a point about keeping on pants and towel but it ended with her giving me a bit of a lecture on morality. At this point I knew this was going to be 100% legit and I should have informed her I was a pervert and walked but I'm a coward so I stayed. The massage itself was OK, a bit random in her approach but it did have variety. Needless to say there was zero sensuality. The final black mark against her was that the session finished around the 45 minute mark. This time it was boredom rather than cowardice that stopped me complaining.
Unless you are after a 100% legit massage and possibly some preaching about the evils of the men who are after sex I strongly recommend you avoid this lady. The price was £45/hr so not particularly expensive but if you did want a “proper massage” there are many other better options around.
