Pakistani Noreen Khan - Oldham

[Bobkhan123]

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Read a few good reviews about this one before UKP website went down so thought i'd give her a punt.

as per her add she is not in rochdale she is in Oldham.

Rang up she told me the location arrived a little while later, Location was apartment blocks on union street very smelly and dirty, lift not working so had to walk up the stairs to the 6th floor.

arrived at the door and usual girl behind the door routine, body shape an skin colour not of the girl in the pics, she's not bad looking fab arse and decent tits abit of a belly but nothing to bad

30 min £90 handed it over and she left me to get ready came in and asked what i liked, told her i liked GFE and she said ooo i like that and i thought brilliant this is going to be great.

puts on the johnny and sucks me off for litterally a minute (decent suck) and says i think your ready now don't you so i was like erm okay, she jumps on top litterally one kiss moves away and starts fucking cow girls asked me if i cum after what felt like 2 mins so i was like no, then she changed positions withe me on top and again after 2 mins have you cum so i was like NO and then when i did come she was like okay great took off the condom and said fine get ready now thank you.

i checked the time and i was there literally 10 mins in and out the door, i didnt want to argue as there were other people in the apartment (her secretary apparently but you can never be to sure who else was there)

not sure she was the same girl others have seen but i would avoid this one.

would i see her again you guessed it absolutely not

[Kool Keef]

Commiserations pal, that sounds a real piss take, 90 quid for 10 mins & OW !?? 
Thanks for the review, one to avoid like covid

[Dashing]

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would i see her again you guessed it absolutely not

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[threechilliman]

I stopped reading that when I got to the bit about taking the stairs up to the 6th floor.....

[Mancunian99]

This is an odd one. I saw a link to VivaStreet on one of the threads in UKP around massages, having had a browse I then noticed an advert for "Pakistani lady masseuse", which caught my eye as I would not mind having an asian lady with her hands all over me (fpr a reasonable price). Anyway the VS adv is here:

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Having rang the number and arranged a time, I was given a Sk1 postcode. Arrived at the arranged time and called, only to be told to wait another 15 mins. Called back after 15, then told to wait another 10 mins, at which point considered sacking it off BUT persevered. Then I was called back and told the address which I popped into Google maps.....which kept taking me to a number nowhere near what I'd been told. Rang again and the lady speaking said it's an office block, she will send me the address again via text. 5 mins passed and no text, so I called again and she said "sorry I've got about 3 phones, let me send it now" and hangs up....again no text! Clearly some kind of f'ing about going on, didn't understand the point of it all. I obviously left feeling like a right mug and no text ever came through.

The point of posting this here is that having done a search for the phone number that I'd called on, it is the same one used by a "Noreen Khan" from the original review......what is going on I do not know at all!

Useless tw4t either way!

[Thephoenix]

I stopped reading that when I got to the bit about taking the stairs up to the 6th floor.....

Same for me...
I'd either need a chair lift, or take a packed lunch. 

[James10]

Interesting - I was going to visit this lady for a massage in Stockport. She obviously moves about a bit. Think I’ll give it a wide berth!

[Sweep70]

Same for me...
I'd either need a chair lift, or take a packed lunch. 

lol