01162338138
07549625270
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only 279 Aylestone Rd, Leicester, LE2 7QJ
1 Hour Massage + B2B £40 + £60 (£100 total)
Big thank you to 801 for your previous review!
CommsThe website is very poor and doesn't give you the information that you need. - There's no address or opening times for starters. The VS advert does give the address though.
They seem very keen for you to use the landline number 0116 2338138 to book. On both the website and the VS advert this is the only contact number given. I noticed however on my way out that there's a mobile number advertised on the side of the building (0754 9625270) I don't know if this works but might be worth a try if you're unable to speak on the phone and need to send an SMS instead.
Nobody answers the landline before 10am, but soon after 10:00 it was picked up quickly and I was able to arrange an appointment later that day. Quick and easy phone conversation, no language barriers.
LocationIt's not the most discreet location on the Aylestone Road at the end of a row of shops. However, it looks legit, so it's not like trying to sneak into Ladybirds on the Narborough Road, where everyone will know what you're up to. The entrance is on the corner, so if you park on Dartford Road you can sneak in without having to walk along the main road. There are single yellow lines along Dartford Road, but parking restrictions are lifted after 6pm. It's an OK road to park on - an odd mix of terraced housing and light industrial units, but the motor was still there when I came out an hour later. There's nothing opposite either, so more discreet than the Sala place a bit further down the Aylestone Road that's opposite a bloody Pizza Hut!
When I arrived the place was like Picadilly Circus - bustling, but well organised. The guy coming out as I was going in looked horrified to see me. I'm not squeamish about seeing other clients, but bear this in mind if you're of a nervous disposition.
Inside, the place is warm, clean and tidy, even towards the end of the day. The shower is good, though not ensuite, so be careful that you don't wander back into the reception covered in oil with a barely disguised boner under your towel! Fortunately I was given very specific directions to the shower which is labelled on the door as a toilet, but it would be an easy mistake to make! The massage room itself was tiny - just big enough to fit a massage table, but was warm, clean and fit for purpose. No head hole in the table though.
NuttyThere are no photos of Nutty on the website or VS advert. She's a plain but not unpleasant looking Chinese girl-next-door. I wouldn't have picked her in a line-up, but thanks to 801's previous review, when she said who she was I knew that I was in for a treat. She's proper hench - not ripped or gym-toned, but big and strong. Think farmer's daughter - if you'd lost a sheep on the mountainside in a storm, she's the daughter that you'd send to rescue it. She's also got the most fabulous pair of natural boobs - big, round, firm and heavy, yet still perky and bouncy. I originally thought that Nutty was in her 30s, but she could be late 20s, as her tits haven't had a chance to go south yet. If you're a cheb connoisseur, you owe it to yourself to go and have a go on Nutty's norks.
Nutty is also warm, friendly and smiley. There wasn't a lot of conversation, but we understood one another and got on like a house on fire.
The MassageAs mentioned before, Nutty is big and strong, but has also got exceptional massage skills. She gave me one of the best theraputic massages that I've ever had. She got up on the table and sat on me and used all her weight and strength to pummel the fuck out of me. It wasn't an entirely pain-free experience, but my back hasn't felt this good for 20 years. From time to time Nutty would check that she wasn't going too hard, but I let her get on and sort me out. She ruthlessly hunted down every knot and tension in my back, arms and legs until I felt like a rag doll. I'd walked in like Quasimodo, but left with the posture of a Grenadier Guard on parade. Although enjoyable, this was also the least arousing massage massage that I've ever had. No reach-unders, no CC swipes, no teasing. However, it still felt great.
On the flip, Nutty asked if I wanted extras? - Duh! Yes please! We agreed the price, but she didn't demand the money up front, which was classy. Nutty then proceeded to give an excellent full-naked B2B. Fortunately this was much more sensual than the massage. Lots of sliding and grinding ensued, and I was allowed to access all areas. I was treated to a nice view in 69, but unfortunately no O or RO. As previously stated, Nutty has a fabulous pair of tits, but also the skills to give a world-class tit-wank. I was in heaven. The finale was performed via an exquisite HJ.
ConclusionThis was almost the perfect punt for me - a brilliant theraputic massage followed by a fantastic B2B. It proves the old adage that skills and attitude always trump looks. I'm definitely going back the next time I'm in Leicester, and would wholeheartedly recommend a visit.
