External Link/Members OnlyI saw Layla about a month ago.
Communications were good, I phoned for a next day appointment and was given a time and postcode.
The venue was a day flat near Liverpool Street, perfectly fit for purpose.
Layla came down to meet me at the entrance to the flats as they have a concierge, but we swept past them into the lift without issue.
When we first talked I recognised that she had a very pronounced northern accent and I had some difficulty understanding each word, I am from the north myself (all be it a long time ago) and thought it odd, but not an insurmountable issue.
I paid for 90mins and it was only when I had showered and was naked and we were chatting that I thought she might be a little drunk.
I was mistaken, she was quite a lot drunk and the heavy accent was in fact her slurring her words.
So, what followed was a desultory attempt at a gfe.
Layla is definitely a pro and knew what she had to do, but because she was drunk she had lost the coordination to do it properly, she was functioning on habit, but a good few degrees off centre.
The whole experience felt just off quite frankly and as in most cases a drunk person is only partly engaged with the immediate company.
To cap it off Layla is not the svelte, toned and lively body promised and though she may be lovely when sober, my experience was utterly disappointing.