Lola Baby - Practically Shat Down My Leg - Derby

[vanillaslice686]

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Now I’m going to keep this short and not so sweet as trying to block it out and avoid the flashback.

15min booking including A levels 40 + 20 for A levels

I have seen her before and never had a issue but this time was different , smashing away right up her arse and after I cum and pull out the condom had thick dark shit from tip to base . Literally looked like I had stuck my dick in a jar of Nutella .

I have done anal with many service providers and the occasional smear or discolour on the condom is to be expected but not a full blown turd.

She had shit smeared all between her cheeks like she had sat on a melted Toblerone and the room instantly smelt like a sewer, cue the awkward look on her face when she sees what’s on me and she must feel what’s on her , she cleaned me up and wiped her ass and I left .

Won’t return , potentially put me off bum fun for life (but probably not 😂)

[Goneunder85]

Some girls charge extra for hard sports. Count yourself lucky!

[hunkybc]

what the fuck! I have no words!!

[Iloveoral]

I’ve had a similar experience with her once, condom had a turd on it

Reality is her arse will have shit in it, it’s where it comes from, I’m assuming you told her in advance you wanted anal so she had time to prep? I didn’t and just rocked up expecting the best and obviously “shit happens”, had it with the chesterfield ts too

Moral of the story is don’t fuck ass, if you break into Mr shits house, he may be home 

[scutty brown]

sounds a bit crappy

[Dipper]

This stinks. 

[kingkong69]

 

[Captainhowdy666]

Did you pay extra for this service?
Some would.

[Colston36]

Some girls charge extra for hard sports. Count yourself lucky!

All that for just 15 minutes invested? Usually costs a good £200. Mind you, the rubber bit sounds a bit kinky. Who did you say she is?

[vanillaslice686]

For the record I gave her 2 hours notice of booking so she had plenty of time to either :

A - curl out the chocolate log she was holding on to

B - shove a shower head up her ass and give it a rinse

[tightfoot69]

Since I have started enjoying rimming every WG has been very clean in that area. I have never backed out which is surprising really. I just can’t imagine a bloke’s arse in general would be as clean.

[gbyld87]

I'm not much into anal, but I do always go there when visiting a certain other well-known SP in Derby.  Can confidently say I've never ended up in this state after.

[Shad0w121]

I’ve had Lola up the wrong un a good few times never had this, she’s not exactly thrilling to bed though, bit  limited to say the least on slim girls who do anal in and around derby now, hence I keep going back, this has made me reconsider though 

[The_Don]

She been around for a number of years under different profiles (iirc) and I've noted several comments around her hygiene, in that time.


Thanks for the review and warning OP.

She had shit smeared all between her cheeks like she had sat on a melted Toblerone and the room instantly smelt like a sewer, cue the awkward look on her face when she sees what’s on me and she must feel what’s on her , she cleaned me up and wiped her ass and I left .

The bit that puts me off is that you know she is not showering/freshing up in between clients. Especially in this day in age. 

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[Genuine Mick]

Well we can all agree this is a Shit review 

[Iloveoral]

Well we can all agree this is a Shit review 

The op deffo had a shitty experience 

I do remember leaving after a punt and the next bloke was outside so as mention by the don, she didn’t shower between punts which is off putting

Can you imagine trimming her after the OP’s visit 

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[matthegrinch]

I guess this is a good WG for the HS crowd.

For me anal is not a must, its a nice to have from time to time but the OP's experience would deff put me off this WG.
When I occasionally partake I prefer a clean experience, a bit of prep is a must.

[Jamesbattersea]

To be honest gentle men i know i maybe in a minority but i can't get my head around why anyone wants to do a woman (or man) in the poo shoot!!!??? What is so bad about the much cleaner front bum that makes you want to go to the dark side!!??
I did try arse sex once with a SP that just offered it but it didn't feel any different to vag sex with a condom on and all i could think about was there's poo in there what will happen when i pull it out!!!

[tightfoot69]

To be honest gentle men i know i maybe in a minority but i can't get my head around why anyone wants to do a woman (or man) in the poo shoot!!!??? What is so bad about the much cleaner front bum that makes you want to go to the dark side!!??
I did try arse sex once with a SP that just offered it but it didn't feel any different to vag sex with a condom on and all i could think about was there's poo in there what will happen when i pull it out!!!

I am not bothered about anal sex but I do love rimming a clean asshole.

[Dipper]

To be honest gentle men i know i maybe in a minority but i can't get my head around why anyone wants to do a woman (or man) in the poo shoot!!!??? What is so bad about the much cleaner front bum that makes you want to go to the dark side!!??
I did try arse sex once with a SP that just offered it but it didn't feel any different to vag sex with a condom on and all i could think about was there's poo in there what will happen when i pull it out!!!

Some good points there.  I’m 50/50. Take or leave.

[Tender.french.kiss]

Some girls charge extra for hard sports. Count yourself lucky!

[PassingBi]

I’ve had a similar experience with her once, condom had a turd on it

Reality is her arse will have shit in it, it’s where it comes from, I’m assuming you told her in advance you wanted anal so she had time to prep? I didn’t and just rocked up expecting the best and obviously “shit happens”, had it with the chesterfield ts too

Moral of the story is don’t fuck ass, if you break into Mr shits house, he may be home 

 

So real, so funny!! 

[Charliehutton]

To be honest gentle men i know i maybe in a minority but i can't get my head around why anyone wants to do a woman (or man) in the poo shoot!!!??? What is so bad about the much cleaner front bum that makes you want to go to the dark side!!??
I did try arse sex once with a SP that just offered it but it didn't feel any different to vag sex with a condom on and all i could think about was there's poo in there what will happen when i pull it out!!!

There's no logic to it, James, I know. Either it feels the same as regular sex, in which case why pay extra, or you have to reign things in a bit, in which case it's not as good.

I wonder if it's something of a power thing? Regular sex feels like something you do with a woman, whereas anal feels more like something you do to a woman.

Or perhaps it's just the feeling that it's a bit taboo. Whatever it is, I do like to give it a go on occasion, and mercifully I've never had an experience like the OP. In fact the last time was earlier this year, with a touring Thai girl - Bambam - when I had an entirely different experience. During the warm-up I slipped my index finger in there up to the knuckle, and when I pulled it out I couldn't resist giving it a sniff, and to my surprise, it smelt as fresh as a daisy, so I guess you never can tell.

[Lastfour1479]

For me the thought of anal is more appealing than the actual deed. Especially when you read stories like this.

[KerachiDope]

For me the thought of anal is more appealing than the actual deed. Especially when you read stories like this.

Facts. 

[Weyoun]

I’ve had a similar experience with her once, condom had a turd on it

Reality is her arse will have shit in it, it’s where it comes from, I’m assuming you told her in advance you wanted anal so she had time to prep? I didn’t and just rocked up expecting the best and obviously “shit happens”, had it with the chesterfield ts too

Moral of the story is don’t fuck ass, if you break into Mr shits house, he may be home 

Thanks for this ILO, had a real bad day today and I'm sat here wiping away tears of laughter 😃

[The_Don]

I'm sat here wiping away tears of laughter

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[Iloveoral]

Thanks for this ILO, had a real bad day today and I'm sat here wiping away tears of laughter 😃

Always pays to have a giggle matey 

[jayuk99]

damn when the shit hits the fan....   also could she have been a male previously

[Iloveoral]

I noticed the OP in Tesco shortly after 

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[tigerbiker]

I like a bit of backdoor fun - but I always check that the SP has a douche/rinse and does it properly.

I once had a regular SP who I nearly always had anal intercourse with - except for the odd occasion when she said she was not "ready" (I think polite way to say she was baking a turd or not had time to douche) - vaginal sex on those times.

I once asked her how she prepared so effcectively because I never saw any dirt on my cock. She showed me her enema douche and said that the routine was to prepare 20 to 30 mins before the appointment - starting by doing any poop that was needed and having a shower and sticking a finger up her arse to clear out any debris. After that, she ran the bathroom sink full of warm water and loaded her enema with it - and filled her arse. Then she squirted out the water sitting on the toilet. She repeated this until it ran clear. She said that this can be 3 or 4 goes to get clear.

After all that, she said that she would be OK for 30 to 40 minutes and after that she could get some "movement". I always had 30 min sessions with her and hence squeeky clean.

She was also very professional at the end and would cover up the johnny with a wet wipe on the withdrawl. Sometimes the condom would stay in her arse as my cock slipped out of it and I never saw the outside of the rubber because she would cover it with a wet wipe as it came out. I find that arse holes somehow want to grip the rubber on pullout - very different to reversing out of a fucked vagina.

I suspect that it is a similar routine that the porn actors use - rare to see any poop in a movie.

[aanimator]

Poor guy, If it was me I wouldn't care, I would ask her to clean up and extend for an hour and enema her with my cock.

[Iloveoral]

I like a bit of backdoor fun - but I always check that the SP has a douche/rinse and does it properly.

I once had a regular SP who I nearly always had anal intercourse with - except for the odd occasion when she said she was not "ready" (I think polite way to say she was baking a turd or not had time to douche) - vaginal sex on those times.

I once asked her how she prepared so effcectively because I never saw any dirt on my cock. She showed me her enema douche and said that the routine was to prepare 20 to 30 mins before the appointment - starting by doing any poop that was needed and having a shower and sticking a finger up her arse to clear out any debris. After that, she ran the bathroom sink full of warm water and loaded her enema with it - and filled her arse. Then she squirted out the water sitting on the toilet. She repeated this until it ran clear. She said that this can be 3 or 4 goes to get clear.

After all that, she said that she would be OK for 30 to 40 minutes and after that she could get some "movement". I always had 30 min sessions with her and hence squeeky clean.

She was also very professional at the end and would cover up the johnny with a wet wipe on the withdrawl. Sometimes the condom would stay in her arse as my cock slipped out of it and I never saw the outside of the rubber because she would cover it with a wet wipe as it came out. I find that arse holes somehow want to grip the rubber on pullout - very different to reversing out of a fucked vagina.

I suspect that it is a similar routine that the porn actors use - rare to see any poop in a movie.

That’s great the a girl would go to that much effort, I know when I arrive I wouldn’t have asked for anal in advanced and I’m assuming the op didn’t either, so apart from a big push whilst the punter is undressing and a good rinse I doubt they do anymore, in this case especially for £20