Author Topic: CLASSY EMILY XXX Hungerford  (Read 6068 times)


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Offline samson02

She certainly seems to attract legions of fan boys.  Her AW reviews are littered with multiple reviewers leaving multiple reviews.  It's like a competition to get the most attention and one-upmanship in the "I'm the favourite" stakes. More balanced reviews here but I certainly can't stretch to a positive.  But, to begin at the beginning:

Comms: Once I got through (about third attempt) on the phone she was brilliant.  Kept me chatting for several minutes, was really flirty and made it seem like she was super keen to see me.

Flat: As previously described, a clean but small ground floor modern flat in the centre of Hungerford.  Has its own entrance.  Reasonably discreet but on a main road.  Parking not an issue.

Emily: She met me in the cheapest, scuzziest, rayon black slip which, if it was supposed to be alluring or erotic, failed miserably.  She's not unattractive facially for her age (she was 50 at the end of last year) but is not a raving beauty.  Her figure is disappointing.  She's pear shaped with a fair amount of timber although she is trying to lose weight.  Smallish tits proportionally.

Intro:  As previously reported, she likes to have a 15 minute chat on arrival which does not come out of the punting time which is great.  But it was weird.  When she says it's a get-to-know-you, she wasn't kidding.  During our 15 minutes she told me her real name, her age, where she lives, the names and ages of her kids, what she tells them her fictitious job is, the make of car she drives and the name of her next punter.  Bit odd TBH.

On to the action.  It was enthusiastic but not that great.  Despite everything, she comes across as not that experienced and it certainly wasn't the most erotic time I've had.  It was more like a session with an enthusiastic amateur.  And it was nothing to do with a lack of chemistry, we got on fine.  And the weirdness persisted.  She was halfway through an OK blowjob when, just as it was getting interesting, she suddenly stopped, popped her head up and asked "where did you park?" WTF.

But we got back on track and I managed a CIM and a pro-bone in the hour at £140.

She makes it appear she doesn't clock watch but she made sure I was out on time as the next punter was on his way.  She usually works four days a week (weekdays only) from 9 to 5 and is obviously busy so she seems booked when she does work.  After all, all those fans have got to get bookings so they can leave her the glowing reviews.

In conclusion, she was absolutely brilliant at the PR.  She could really make some people think that they are something special to her, which is why I think she gets so many fans.

All in all, I wasn't taken in by her patter.  She's an average whore with a silver tongue so just gets a neutral from me, I'm afraid. I paid £140 for one hour.

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Offline LipLover

She was halfway through an OK blowjob when, just as it was getting interesting, she suddenly stopped, popped her head up and asked "where did you park?" WTF.

That is very weird...but also hilarious reading it - WTF indeed.

Offline spuzz99

So Samson where did you park?  :sarcastic:

Offline samson02

So Samson where did you park?  :sarcastic:


Hahahaha, Well, since you ask, the road outside is...

Offline Thegush

Thanks, been toying with the idea of booking but doesn’t sound like my sorta thing at all

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I have known Emily for more than 3 years and am a regular visitor....Emily wears nice expensive underware and is always immaculately presented she is very friendly and I always enjoy her company so Im surprised at Samsons netural review note the other 8 reviews are positive.... note that Emily has not done CIM since the start of the year as she is wearing a brace at the moment as she is having treatment to her teeth.....
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I have known Emily for more than 3 years and am a regular visitor....Emily wears nice expensive underware and is always immaculately presented she is very friendly and I always enjoy her company so Im surprised at Samsons netural review note the other 8 reviews are positive.... note that Emily has not done CIM since the start of the year as she is wearing a brace at the moment as she is having treatment to her teeth.....
You've been here a year and your first post is to white knight this prossie, unless you are her pimp of course.

You really need to make some form of useful contributions and forget about questioning someone else's review rating or your membership won't last long.

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Well im not her pimp.....the review just does not sound like Emily  I know , are you sure it was her?
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Offline sensualencounter

Well im not her pimp.....the review just does not sound like Emily  I know , are you sure it was her?
You sound very much like a cuntstruck leech aka a white knight. Shocking behaviour to have been a member for so long and not reviewed anyone. And your only two comments are trying to discredit a fellow punter’s perfectly acceptable review. I’m sure you won’t be here much longer.

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Well im not her pimp.....the review just does not sound like Emily  I know , are you sure it was her?
The only thing I'm sure of is you are continuing with the white knighting of this escort. You were not there when the OP had his appointment, you have no idea what went on, he does and he has taken the time to relayed his experience by way of a review, something you have not bothered to do in your time as a member.

You need to explain why you have not posted anything of value in the last 12 months.

Offline DildoMeLee

Well im not her pimp.....

Hmm, thats what her pimp would say  :sarcastic:

*Popcorn*

Offline expeller

I did not post a full review after I saw her in January. All I said was "Her new flat is around an 8 minutes walk from the station by road, or along the canal and a footpath to the war memorial. It is warm and smartly decorated &c. Emily does not live there.
As others have said, her oral and rimming skills are first rate. Her "dirty talk" and general nattering may not be to everyone's taste."


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I did not post a full review after I saw her in January. All I said was "Her new flat is around an 8 minutes walk from the station by road, or along the canal and a footpath to the war memorial. It is warm and smartly decorated &c. Emily does not live there.
As others have said, her oral and rimming skills are first rate. Her "dirty talk" and general nattering may not be to everyone's taste."
And why didn't you review her???

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I thought my additional comment were sufficient.

Offline sensualencounter

I thought my additional comment were sufficient.
But the number of reviews is important. You should review in your own right. And you still have time.

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But the number of reviews is important. You should review in your own right. And you still have time.

I agree that adding reviews is important.  But we need to be careful calling out members that contribute something useful about an SP, for not having reviewed them.  Especially when they've got a number of reviews under their belt.

If we went down that route, it would promote reluctance to contribute something useful for fear of being criticised for not having contributed enough.

The rules say members are expected to post reviews, they don't say that members must review all meets.

There are many more worthy candidates to call out for non contribution than expeller.  I certainly wouldn't call for his expulsion :) based on lack of contribution.

Just my 2 cents, I'm sure not all will agree.

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I agree that adding reviews is important.  But we need to be careful calling out members that contribute something useful about an SP, for not having reviewed them.  Especially when they've got a number of reviews under their belt.

If we went down that route, it would promote reluctance to contribute something useful for fear of being criticised for not having contributed enough.

The rules say members are expected to post reviews, they don't say that members must review all meets.

There are many more worthy candidates to call out for non contribution than expeller.  I certainly wouldn't call for his expulsion :) based on lack of contribution.

Just my 2 cents, I'm sure not all will agree.

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I agree with you, hence why I wasn’t so harsh as I have been to others who haven’t posted any reviews. However, if he can add something to the end of someone else’s review, then it’s not much of a step to just review.

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I have known Emily for more than 3 years and am a regular visitor....Emily wears nice expensive underware and is always immaculately presented she is very friendly and I always enjoy her company so Im surprised at Samsons netural review note the other 8 reviews are positive.... note that Emily has not done CIM since the start of the year as she is wearing a brace at the moment as she is having treatment to her teeth.....

Fanboy wanker.


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I agree with you, hence why I wasn’t so harsh as I have been to others who haven’t posted any reviews. However, if he can add something to the end of someone else’s review, then it’s not much of a step to just review.

Can't disagree with that  :rolleyes:

Offline Stiltskin

It looks like Mr Rob visited Emily again, just after making his white knight post.  :rolleyes:

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Another wonderful meeting with sexy Emily she always wears lovely expensive underware and is really nice person who looks much younger than her age....

Offline Haderach

It looks like Mr Rob visited Emily again, just after making his white knight post.  :rolleyes:

Brilliant........... So glad we have AW feedback to help punters choose the best options for future bookings. When will the white knights learn they do more harm than good.

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Brilliant........... So glad we have AW feedback to help punters choose the best options for future bookings. When will the white knights learn they do more harm than good.


Another leech that benefits here but reviews on AW
But look at his feedback;
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He may love her, but it’s not mutual.

Told this guy today I do not want to see him again breach of trust..



This twat does similar, enjoys access here but for ‘privacy’ won’t review

i leave the site due to Privacy Matters, and thanks for the Moderators HELP advising / instruct :hi: :hi:ing how to review and also .to c.p veritas and all the others bye bye Mario.Luigi69  thank you  :angelgirl: :yahoo:

But privacy not an issue for him on AW:
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Nice research, I am confused in 2019, Classy Emily gave this Rob guy a negative and said she did not want to see him but then a few years later he gives her positive feedback. This all seems dodgy as fuck or at least poor judgement on her part.

Once again, look what the White Knighting achieved in the end.
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Nice research, I am confused in 2019, Classy Emily gave this Rob guy a negative and said she did not want to see him but then a few years later he gives her positive feedback. This all seems dodgy as fuck or at least poor judgement on her part.

Once again, look what the White Knighting achieved in the end.

Agree it seems odd, he’s left her 8 feedbacks since she left him a neg.

Gawd knows why, but the long and short is he’s a leech twat on here!

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Agree it seems odd, he’s left her 8 feedbacks since she left him a neg.


And some of those feedback comments sound really creepy.

Offline samson02

And some of those feedback comments sound really creepy.

Completely agree and this bloke Rob seems to top the fanboy list - and that's saying something.  My review, Mr Rob, is my review and you just have to accept my opinion.  Nevertheless, I hope you'll both be very happy and overcome your apparent trust issues.

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Agree it seems odd, he’s left her 8 feedbacks since she left him a neg.

Gawd knows why, but the long and short is he’s a leech twat on here!

It's easy to believe that he might have pushed something too far (e.g. shared personal details that he shouldn't have) and she cut ties. It's also easy to believe that, if he's as cuntstruck as it seems, he grovelled and grovelled and grovelled until she forgave him and took him back. He's probably over there right now getting comforted for getting knocked off his white horse by all this honest feedback.

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Samson or is it (Removed) doesn't take inspector morse to work out who wrote this review just look at his AW feedback,think he had an obsession with Emily and when rejected wrote a shitty review,you say Emily has multiple postive reviews from multiple guys and she is fully booked all the time not to bad for a enthusiastic amateur ,don't think for one minute this review will give Emily a dusty phone just accept she didn't want you in her fan club.....
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Samson or is it  doesn't take inspector morse to work out who wrote this review just look at his AW feedback,think he had an obsession with Emily and when rejected wrote a shitty review,you say Emily has multiple postive reviews from multiple guys and she is fully booked all the time not to bad for a enthusiastic amateur ,don't think for one minute this review will give Emily a dusty phone just accept she didn't want you in her fan club.....
You are a deluded cuntstruck wanker. I can’t quite believe you’re still here trying to defend your fair maiden. And now trying to potentially out the OPs aw name, although it looks like you’re barking up the wrong tree, trying to link him to someone who’s posted two positive aw feedbacks. You’re a disgrace to the punting world and I hope you get banned.
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just accept I don't want you in her fan club.....

There, corrected it for you.

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Samson or is it

Only the stupid have the same nick on here as AW.

You’re invading his privacy.
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Samson or is it doesn't take inspector morse to work out who wrote this review just look at his AW feedback,think he had an obsession with Emily and when rejected wrote a shitty review,you say Emily has multiple postive reviews from multiple guys and she is fully booked all the time not to bad for a enthusiastic amateur ,don't think for one minute this review will give Emily a dusty phone just accept she didn't want you in her fan club.....

:lol: you're such a loser.
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:lol: you're such a loser.

You’re doing a disservice to losers Mr Duck!

I’m going to miss him.
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Samson or is it doesn't take inspector morse to work out who wrote this review just look at his AW feedback,think he had an obsession with Emily and when rejected wrote a shitty review,you say Emily has multiple postive reviews from multiple guys and she is fully booked all the time not to bad for a enthusiastic amateur ,don't think for one minute this review will give Emily a dusty phone just accept she didn't want you in her fan club.....
Not listening to the advice are you.   :unknown:
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I totally  agree it would look suspicious that after 2 positive AW reviews why would an OP post a lesser review on UKP.??....The fact is the OP met the SP again after these 2 pos meets and was asking to be her boyfriend and to leave  AW ...she rejected his advances then surprise surprise an unfavorable review on UKP....has tried it on before  hence neg AW reviews . Do we accept every op review on this site in good faith or just maybe some are not a correct reflection of what happened bacause there pissed with the SP...?? And for the record Emily does not do CIM as she wears invisable braces and does not own scuzzi slips......
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It is a dose of reality when White Knights like this turn up. Easy to forget that although I am sure the majority of punters are well balanced and can reasonably deal with boundaries. Occasionally these obsessed loons turn up which serve as a reminder to us all to play a defensive game at all times.

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I totally  agree it would look suspicious that after 2 positive AW reviews why would an OP post a lesser review on UKP.??....The fact is the OP met the SP again after these 2 pos meets and was asking to be her boyfriend and to leave  AW ...she rejected his advances then surprise surprise an unfavorable review on UKP....has tried it on before  hence neg AW reviews . Do we accept every op review on this site in good faith or just maybe some are not a correct reflection of what happened bacause there pissed with the SP...?? And for the record Emily does not do CIM as she wears invisable braces and does not own scuzzi slips......

You are lost fella, need to compose yourself and get balance back in your life.

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I totally  agree it would look suspicious that after 2 positive AW reviews why would an OP post a lesser review on UKP.??....The fact is the OP met the SP again after these 2 pos meets and was asking to be her boyfriend and to leave  AW ...she rejected his advances then surprise surprise an unfavorable review on UKP....has tried it on before  hence neg AW reviews . Do we accept every op review on this site in good faith or just maybe some are not a correct reflection of what happened bacause there pissed with the SP...?? And for the record Emily does not do CIM as she wears invisable braces and does not own scuzzi slips......
You really aren't listening are you, I've given you every opportunity but there's no helping some people.

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I totally  agree it would look suspicious that after 2 positive AW reviews why would an OP post a lesser review on UKP.??....The fact is the OP met the SP again after these 2 pos meets and was asking to be her boyfriend and to leave  AW ...she rejected his advances then surprise surprise an unfavorable review on UKP....has tried it on before  hence neg AW reviews . Do we accept every op review on this site in good faith or just maybe some are not a correct reflection of what happened bacause there pissed with the SP...?? And for the record Emily does not do CIM as she wears invisable braces and does not own scuzzi slips......

Question for you, do you pay her dubble or twipple rates so she sees you despite her disliking you?

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Offline Haderach

Question for you, do you pay her dubble or twipple rates so she sees you despite her disliking you?

 :lol:

It appears we will never have an answer to your question. The review was a neutral, not the end of the world, soon forgotten then this plonker comes along and makes it a thousand times worse by white knighting. Seen it time and time again and will no doubt see it in the future.

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It appears we will never have an answer to your question. The review was a neutral, not the end of the world, soon forgotten then this plonker comes along and makes it a thousand times worse by white knighting. Seen it time and time again and will no doubt see it in the future.

I think the answer was quadruppple.
who cares!

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I totally  agree it would look suspicious that after 2 positive AW reviews why would an OP post a lesser review on UKP.??....The fact is the OP met the SP again after these 2 pos meets and was asking to be her boyfriend and to leave  AW ...she rejected his advances then surprise surprise an unfavorable review on UKP....has tried it on before  hence neg AW reviews . Do we accept every op review on this site in good faith or just maybe some are not a correct reflection of what happened bacause there pissed with the SP...?? And for the record Emily does not do CIM as she wears invisable braces and does not own scuzzi slips......
Wtf are scuzzi slips??? That’s cracked me up!!!

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Oh bless him. He's still trying to access his UKP account. I bet he pores and paws over every word of her reviews and AW feedback.

The backstory is pretty intriguing though.
- Another punter sees this SP a couple of times very recently and there's glowing feedback on AW from sides.
- However this guy is also likely a dodgy boundary pusher given his other feedback
- There is NO evidence to suggest this guy is OP
- MrRob then tells us this story about how this other guy has subsequently tried it on with the SP. How does he know all this? This must have all happened in the last few days.
- Either he's making it up (a real possibility), he's stalking her (also a possibility), the other guy told him (unlikely) or the the SP must have told him. Why would she do that? If she did then that would be terribly indiscreet. It would also be very manipulative and dangerous to whip up jealous loyalty in this way.

I expect Mr Rob is just a jealous bullshitter and the SP should drop him permanently, but I'd be treading a little carefully if I went to see her.

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Samson or is it (Removed) doesn't take inspector morse to work out who wrote this review just look at his AW feedback,think he had an obsession with Emily and when rejected wrote a shitty review,you say Emily has multiple postive reviews from multiple guys and she is fully booked all the time not to bad for a enthusiastic amateur ,don't think for one minute this review will give Emily a dusty phone just accept she didn't want you in her fan club.....

Don't know if you can still read this Mr Rob but guess what?  You aren't Inspector Morse.  Whoever you think you have linked me to isn't me.  Perhaps think of it this way, since I haven;t fallen into the fan boy trap, there's less competition for you.  I hope you'll both be very happy.

What a feckin' idiot.

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Don't know if you can still read this Mr Rob but guess what?  You aren't Inspector Morse.  Whoever you think you have linked me to isn't me.  Perhaps think of it this way, since I haven;t fallen into the fan boy trap, there's less competition for you.  I hope you'll both be very happy.

What a feckin' idiot.

His last review on awank was a masterpiece:

"Another wonderful meeting with sexy Emily she always wears lovely expensive underware and is really nice person who looks much younger than her age.... "

Very much "my review raises questions answered by my review"

Offline beemer44

Nice research, I am confused in 2019, Classy Emily gave this Rob guy a negative and said she did not want to see him but then a few years later he gives her positive feedback. This all seems dodgy as fuck or at least poor judgement on her part.

Once again, look what the White Knighting achieved in the end.

Different girls! Classy Emily used to knock around Bracknell a few years ago and this girl is further west in county

Edit just realised it’s classy Becky and I’m getting mixed up.
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His last review on awank was a masterpiece:

"Another wonderful meeting with sexy Emily she always wears lovely expensive underware and is really nice person who looks much younger than her age.... "

Very much "my review raises questions answered by my review"

Agreed.  The guy has clearly got issues.  If he didn't make himself look so ridiculous ("when you're in a hole, stop digging" comes to mind), it would be really quite sad.  I wonder how his anger management classes are going?  I guess we'll never know.