ChloeKeepsItComin - Edinburgh

[BBCPAWG]

I’ve only had 2 pints since the pandemic and this was the better of the two.

Price £170 for 1hr for an incall just after Hogmanay

Comms - very quick, won’t put up her number on AW, but happy to inbox it and quick to respond

Location - Air BnB style flat in central Edinburgh

Appearance - Now this girl is delicious, I was expecting it to be a bait and switch, but was pleasantly surprised to find a long legged, slim, sultry and extremely sexy (in a Dolly Parton) kinda way, lass behind the door. Fairly certain that she’s lied about her age on her AW profile, as she seems early 30s, with the sober maturity of a middle-aged woman, who’s  seen a few tricks in her time.

She is quite tall, about 5”9 or 5”10 and built like a runway model. Pretty face, if you like the Dolly Parton, blonde bimbo type, with small breasts, Long sexy legs,  and a very slim figure. She’s not slim in a Jane Fonda, Yoga-fit type of way, but in an athletic genetics sort of way.

Meet:

She seems a little ditsy at first, but I think it’s down to nerves and her looks and moves, more than make up for it. Initially, I thought she was going to be like Heather Pleasure, but once she opened up, she was quite nice to chat to and a genuine GFE. Unlike HeatherP, the post coital chat was really soothing.

I could not get beyond oral sex with this woman. Her BJ skills are world-class! I was fully erect from the moment she breathed on my cock and she had me ready to melt in her mouth within minutes. Honestly, didn’t see it coming (pardon the pun), as she just made a move on my cock and it was heavenly.

Couldn’t try for a round two and spend the rest of the time just cuddling up to a sexy woman, way out of most men’s league and enjoying her sexy unique accent.

If I arrange a second meeting with her, I plan to slide into that sexy body from behind and also have those luscious legs twirl around my torso.

[Goldfinch]

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[Matrix]

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2 years to write that!

This is the one that was advertising as 18, now 25, looks 40 odd.

World class, eh?

One of the most cringe inducing first reviews I've read in a long time.

Also, early 30's is middle aged now..?

Now that's telling.

I’ve only had 2 pints since the pandemic and this was the better of the two.

I could not get beyond oral sex with this woman. Her BJ skills are world-class! I was fully erect from the moment she breathed on my cock and she had me ready to melt in her mouth within minutes. Honestly, didn’t see it coming (pardon the pun), as she just made a move on my cock and it was heavenly.

Couldn’t try for a round two and spend the rest of the time just cuddling up to a sexy woman, way out of most men’s league and enjoying her sexy unique accent.

Unless you have a spare £80.


Perhaps switch to whisky?

[Matrix]

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Ok, Quickdraw, you got me! 

[Goldfinch]

Ok, Quickdraw, you got me! 

[BBCPAWG]

I don’t understand… as I said, I joined the site and then was terrified of Covid, so I waited until my desire got the better of me and I was triple jabbed, so I ventured out to see someone. I’m based in Scotland, so I am happy to answer any location – specific questions you might have,  if you want to validate my review.

In terms of the girl herself, her age is probably  falsely advertised, but I reviewed the service and appearance. I enjoyed her company and gave all the standard information required. In my eyes, she’s a major babe and her BJ skills are actually world-class, as I came in her mouth, before I even thought of shagging.

Sadly, I can’t get erect twice within an hour these days,  i’ve spent time wondering if her penetrative skills are as good as the oral I received! In fairness to her, she was in charge of the oral which was world-class, I would have to be in charge of the penetrative skills… And I’m not quite sure I would measure up 

[Matrix]

World class X3 bby. 

Makes me wonder why someone that "can't get hard twice in an hour" would book an hour. Also, if I hadn't punted in over 2 years, I'm not sure what my current capabilities would be.

As for my points. I've made them.

[BBCPAWG]

Matrix is such a troll, with money…. Are you one of those Gold brothers? I once was was fucking A girl when some Sikh cunt walked outta room and nhot in some car I’ll never afford, drove off

[Matrix]

Matrix is such a troll, with money…. Are you one of those Gold brothers? I once was was fucking A girl when some Sikh cunt walked outta room and nhot in some car I’ll never afford, drove off

That's an excellent comeback, Honey. 

I don't suppose that you could rewrite that in English?

The gold Brothers, as in the Singhs/Sikhs?

[Kev40ish]

Matrix is such a troll, with money…. Are you one of those Gold brothers? I once was was fucking A girl when some Sikh cunt walked outta room and nhot in some car I’ll never afford, drove off

 
Are you just being a troll now or just racist? Or just obnoxious?

Edit… can’t be bothered to wait for a reply..

[Problem Child]

Really weird review and weird answers..

The strangest thing  for me, and I’ll leave this open for someone to answer, ask any man what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Dolly Parton? (I mean just physically..)

[nike]

Really weird review and weird answers..

The strangest thing  for me, and I’ll leave this open for someone to answer, ask any man what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Dolly Parton? (I mean just physically..)

Her amazing singing voice or really long hair. 

[Matrix]

Jugs! 

[Problem Child]

Exactly Matrix , as the great woman said herself
“I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.”
When you think of Dolly “runway model” is pretty much the last thing that comes to mind.
(Nike is obviously a more refined, deeper  gentleman that doesn’t objectify women like the rest of us ruffians 😂)

[Matrix]

Looking at the profile, she doesn't even mention oral , nevermind owo or cim. You'd think she'd want to advertise "world class bj skills". 

[bigmike32]

Read her previous review and i wouldnt want to see her if shes drunk and smokes weed. He mentioned she gave good oral though.

[AngelV]

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What the fuck did I just read? It's not a romantic novel site ya fkn clown. Away to mums net with your stories. Fk sakes

[Matrix]

What the fuck did I just read? It's not a romantic novel site ya fkn clown. Away to mums net with your stories. Fk sakes

Looks like a link. 

[nike]

 

(Nike is obviously a more refined, deeper  gentleman that doesn’t objectify women like the rest of us ruffians 😂)