JOLIE ALEVEL - Brazilian in Pimlico - Robbing Bitch! Avoid at all costs ❌ ❌ ❌

[The Night King]

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Cost : £200 for 1 hr - £50 rebate (for truncated booking and non delivery of services) = £150

Location : That well known modern building just off Vauxhall Bridge Road where I myself have seen various SPs in the last 1-2 years. On the border of the Congestion Zone. She has a huge array of sex toys in her room if that's your thing.

Date : Mid Feb

Background : After a few months of self imposed exile due to sky rocketing agency prices and some success with civvies I dipped my toe back in the water with Jolie Perhaps I was a bit rusty as I massively crashed and burned with this SP who is effectively an overhyped P&D streetwalker 

Girl : Average looking facially. Pics heavily photoshopped. Thic set Brazilian with pumped up fake tits & ass. Tits were not too hard but her ass was quite mottled in shape - I guess the surgeon wasn't the best 

Research : I came across her Instagram (hanging out with Cris Galera having jolly japes in London tourist spots and doing cute Tiktok style dances) and I guess got suckered in to how she'd be IRL and in some way I guess that encouraged me to book her. I saw everyone asking to see her Insta but FFS dont believe what you see on social media people!!  Personality wise that was a big mistake. Appearance wise too. With hindsight I realise her pics must have been put through various filters and dont offer a true representation. The room was fairly dark and I guess I gave her the benefit of the doubt - oh well!  She has several AW reviews which, when you cross reference them are clearly fake like a lot of the Brazilian SPs have.

Service : From the off she is very controlling. She insists on a lap dance to start. I tried to push back on that as it's not my thing but she was very insistent so rather than create a fuss I eventually went along with it. She's a gym bunny and she literally pushed me back on the bed when I stood up mid-dance. Like a lot of the Brazilian SPs she's done some roids so she's quite strong lol!  After a few minutes of gyrating and slowly stripping (and not much else) I tried to steer the session a bit and have a snog. Big No-No!  "I dont kiss" "You pay egg-stra baby" even though it's all been confirmed. She suddenly gets hugely moody. I tried to charm her and got a couple of mouth closed pecks but after 20 minutes that's as good as it got. I didn't even get to shoot my shot 
 
It all starts kicking off and it's a massive passion killer. Clearly the punt is no longer salvageable. She storms off to get some notes. I (very generously) told her she could keep £50 for doing f**k all in 20 minutes of avoiding doing what her profile states is on offer but the cheeky cow sticks £50 in my hand and despite my protestations she turfs me out with various threats to leave. She could probably play prop forward for the Brazilian girls' rugby team and makes a good fist of bundling me out of the flat. I head off in to the night for Plan 'B'.

I'm a pretty experienced OP and generally pretty good in situations when you might hit a roadblock mid punt with an SP but we all slip up from time to time. I always say in life you dont get what you deserve - you get what you negotiate  Not here 

Conclusion : This is one of the bottom 1% of SPs who's not interested in providing a service. All about the upsell and the extras once you've handed over the readies. YMMV but there are far far better out there 




 

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[king tarzan]

Bad luck
🌕 For not leaving when became apparent not like pictures

[scutty brown]

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to my eye in the photos she looks a typical temperamental tranny

[king tarzan]

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to my eye in the photos she looks a typical temperamental tranny

That's what I wanted to say..
Then I would of been accused of being a trans phobh..

[lillythesavage]

That's what I wanted to say..
Then I would of been accused of being a trans phobh..

You two are not alone, but I left it to you KT, you failed. 

[Mario7769]

LMFAO as you say, some of the Brazilian SPs are absolute monsters (in the literal sense), their veins are pumped with the "mild" steroids these lunatics are all on these days to "Look fit". In fact, seeing any sort of exaggerated ab definition and musculature even in a minimal capacity is a dead giveaway to their steroid abuse. It creates these masculine tendencies you explained, some psychological, some physical (like a deep voice or fucked up clit). They are OBSESSED with trying to be "Instagram famous" and have no compunction about taking the surgical and pharmaceutical route to get there. Most have every screw loose and are utterly routine about spreading their legs and delivering "services". And you best believe everything is an extra unless they are horny from the extra testosterone. Never met a Brasilian SP who didn't want to do the weird dance before every punt.

Awful result mate. Sorry to hear.

I look at it like the way I look at makeup. When you know what's REALLY going on, and how these women "look" the way they do, even that weakness for visuals we have as men melts away in their case. They are all cardboard cut-outs.

[king tarzan]

LMFAO as you say, some of the Brazilian SPs are absolute monsters (in the literal sense), their veins are pumped with the "mild" steroids these lunatics are all on these days to "Look fit". In fact, seeing any sort of exaggerated ab definition and musculature even in a minimal capacity is a dead giveaway to their steroid abuse. It creates these masculine tendencies you explained, some psychological, some physical (like a deep voice or fucked up clit). They are OBSESSED with trying to be "Instagram famous" and have no compunction about taking the surgical and pharmaceutical route to get there. Most have every screw loose and are utterly routine about spreading their legs and delivering "services". And you best believe everything is an extra unless they are horny from the extra testosterone. Never met a Brasilian SP who didn't want to do the weird dance before every punt.

Awful result mate. Sorry to hear.

I look at it like the way I look at makeup. When you know what's REALLY going on, and how these women "look" the way they do, even that weakness for visuals we have as men melts away in their case. They are all cardboard cut-outs.

If that's a tranny?
Why are you batting for him??

[Mario7769]

If that's a tranny?
Why are you batting for him??

Batting for who? No idea if it's a tranny, that's a possibility.

Some "females" actually start to look like trannies if they take enough steroids too.

[golden bull]

Lol there’s a good chance this one’s a tranny fanny

[last_days_of_logan]

i mentioned this in the last review of her, only one fellow punter backed me up

[last_days_of_logan]

Gonna give first reviewer the benefit of the dooubt with regards to physical description of her

[Sdotkid121]

Unfortunate mate. I did review her positive but if you scrolled down the thread I actually warned against seeing her once I checked her again. Attitude stinks and she so up her arse