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This took place in January 2022.
Comms: Was out and about on the North Circular and fancied a massage and a bit more. Caught her on watsapp and arranged a time. Bit weird as her profile pic is her and her fella - more of that below.
Venue: Flat above shops, where she clearly lives, shower was OK, and massage room fit for purpose. Not sure on public transport, about a 20 min walk from town centre I reckon. Car parking available in side roads.
The lady: Jordan, photos on VS are her, but they are flattering pics. Says she's 1/2 Thai and 1/2 European, and having seen and spoken to her it's true. I'd say late 20s / early 30s, she's about a size 14, big pair of tits, blit floppy and carries a bit of timber. With some effort I can see she'd look OK but not a looker. Few tats on her.
The service: £50 for 60 mins. Usual behind the door tactic. Took me through the flat into massage room, asked what service I wanted, went for the £50 FS. Offered shower, sorted the paperwork out, gave me clean towel, took a quick shower and came back to room. Nicely lighted and warm, and got on bed.
She started massage whilst we had a bit of chat about places we'd been etc, and she talked about her bf a couple of times which is a bit of a mood killer. Her massage was actually OK, so I was quite happy with her taking her time and she worked her way around my body with oil. It's not sensual, and to be honest her vibe and convo wasn't really sensual either so I just relaxed and let her work on my body.
After 40 mins., she gave a bit of a tickle, asked me to turn over, and off came the large one piece T-shirt/dress she'd been wearing to reveal her naked bod. She's quite a bit girl so abit of floppiness and tum as you'd expect. She went down and had a bit of a suck on my cock and balls, then came up and let me play and lick her tits for a bit. She then asked how I wanted her, so put the dom on and took her doggy leaning against the bed. She was quite loud. I turned her around and finished up in mish looking at those floppy tits bounce around a bit.
She cleaned me up, and used up the remaining time with a bit more massage and chat. Again, her bf came up in convo. Wanted to know a bit too much personal info about me as well. I was offered a shower, took it, and then made me way out.
Rating: I'm going to just about give her a positive. Massage was OK. Sex was OK. Convo and bf thing was a bit weird. I could be thinking more neutral actually! Yes, neutral on reflection.
Return visit?: No, neither massage or sex or convo are good enough to warrant it. The quest continues....
Thank you, happy to take questions.
