Like a Chinese shot putter, virtually broke my cock off.
LOL
sorry for the chortle but it does paint a funny picture
Why did you not stop her before she drew blood?
I never had the good fortune (?) to pay a visit there
Had a gander this morning when driving past.
Not sure where the old guitar shop was but this coincides with 95 in the name above and is on RHS as you drive away from Lytham Rd
Ah just google mapped it and yes - looks the same place
It looked abandoned but with new signs up - no sign of life in the quick drive by I did