Saw this girl this afternoon in Carlisle. Very disappointing.
Profile:
External Link/Members OnlyHad good communications from her and as you can see, the profile looks good, with good reviews and promising pictures. I was looking forward to a decent punt after a stressful week at work. Well I think the first thing to say is that
the pictures are a fucking lie. She is about 3 stone heavier, with a chubby belly and big fat face. Sometimes with these bullshit photoshopped images they can make the girl look completely different, but I've been looking at them closely since I've got back and there's no way that's her. In the first photo, you can see she has a small tattoo on the top of her right breast, which the girl I saw did not have. So,
fake images.
I was disappointed as soon as she opened the door, as I was expecting something much hotter. But as my first assumption was that this probably was the girl from the photos (just very different in real-life) as well as being horny with no plan B, I stupidly went along with it.
The flat was a shit-hole. (Personally I couldn't give a shit about stuff like that but I just mention it as obviously this bothers some people- and it really was dire...)
Anyway, she was friendly enough (to begin with), but when I was attempting to shag her, she kept talking bollocks about how she loved having so many cocks up her, and "Oh yeah, fuck my pussy baby", yadda yadda. Dirty talk that was supposed to turn me on I suppose, but had the complete opposite effect. Like a really shit porno movie with laughably bad acting. I just wished she'd shut the fuck up.
I was losing it at this stage and becoming less aroused by the second so I suggested that she sucked my cock again, which she could do moderately well (nothing special), and which was more likely to make me cum.
And this is what really pissed me off- she obviously just couldn't be bothered and gave up after a few minutes... started doing that bullshit half-hearted wanking-your-cock thing that WGs do when they can't be bothered actually giving you a proper blowjob. Started blatantly looking at her watch as well (There was no way it was anywhere near half an hour unless she had counted shower time as well, which she clearly had), and complaining about her mouth getting numb. What a load of bollocks.
So I didn't even cum in the end. Could have, easily, if she'd just shut the fuck up and just got on with sucking my cock, properly, with no bullshit interuptions, for, say, 3 minutes. Is that too much to ask? I am just at a fucking loss as to why we put up with this shit. WG are quite honestly the laziest, greediest cunts one is ever likely to meet.
£70 down the drain and nothing but frustration in return. Total waste of time and money. In my opinion, any girl that has fake pics on oher profile should get an instant negative, but it was really her utter laziness that fucked me off.
She's usually based in London I think, and is going back there next week. Avoid.
