New Leaf Sherwood

[Arthurcc]

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Had a need and a few no responses, so I booked in with this place.

It's a shop on a busy road, so I texted and asked for them open the door a couple of minutes before I got there. They didn't so i walked round the corner - don't want to hang about there! They then said it was open, so I guess someone was about to leave and I went back. Still locked, but fortunately someone was there in seconds and had it unlocked, so I went in.

I met Apple there, who claimed to be 38, but probably nearer 45, bit of a mummy tummy, but overall ok, although her English was very poor.

Half hour massage for £30, so onto the front and away we go.  The massage was ok, but not erotic, then flipped over and she started so brushes and light touching before asking if I wanted HR. I had my need so opted for this, but no B2B for £20. During the event, I fumbled her arse a bit and pulled her pants down, which she was ok with, so got a good look and external touching, but no fingers inside. After the event, back for a bit more massage, as we still had some time left and it turned out almost bang on half hour I was in there.

The massage would have been a neutral, but because I had her pants down and a bit of a fumble, I've gone for positive. I've been there before and will probably go again, but maybe not to see Apple.

[Stickitin]

I once got wanked off by a bird there who must have been pushing 70! 

[Arthurcc]

 

[GoldTop]

I reviewed in 2018 but never bothered going back. Main road has put me off

[Iloveoral]

I once got wanked off by a bird there who must have been pushing 70! 

That just doesn’t surprise me 

[Nottsguy69]

I live round the corner and heard guys getting shouted at as they stand at the door . One workman from a van at the lights shouted ‘ I’m telling your wife what you’re Upto ‘ , poor guy at the door bolted .  Awful positioning for it .

[Dipper]

I live round the corner and heard guys getting shouted at as they stand at the door . One workman from a van at the lights shouted ‘ I’m telling your wife what you’re Upto ‘ , poor guy at the door bolted .  Awful positioning for it .

Have to laugh. 

MOTC has had a similar experience at directors lodge. Post punt I believe.

[Nottsguy69]

Definitely made me chuckle to be fair but had to feel for the old guy, was in his 60’s lol

[GingerNuts]

No regrets about advertising where you live?

[Nottsguy69]

Hardly an advert. Saying round the corner isn’t a literal round the corner lol

[GingerNuts]

Hardly an advert. Saying round the corner isn’t a literal round the corner lol

I didn't take it literally but you would seem to be narrowing the area quite considrably.

[Nottsguy69]

Talk about blowing nothing into something . I live in the north of the city . Everywhere is literally round the corner . That shop is on a main route in and out of nottingham , literally thousands of people pass it every day and sit at those lights. . Me being one of them

[Nottsguy69]

I didn't take it literally but you would seem to be narrowing the area quite considrably.

I’m hardly a prolific reviewer , punt rarely . I’m single and doing nothing illegal . Now sure what the issue is

[GingerNuts]

I’m hardly a prolific reviewer , punt rarely . I’m single and doing nothing illegal . Now sure what the issue is

There's no issue, it's up to you if you want to post that sort of information. I'm not aware of your personal circumstances so it was a heads-up in case you'd posted something you might later regret.

[Nottsguy69]

Nothing to worry about from my end unless I post my car reg and people commute hunt me … for what reason I’ve no idea 😂