External Link/Members Only1 hour incall £150 (£130 her standard 1 hour fee plus 20 for OWO)
Booking happened earlier this year. Found myself looking for a same day booking, considered booking one of the tried and tested. However, this profile had previously caught my eye and her green light was on, so in the spirit of Hernan Cortez I decided to venture out into the unknown, hoping to bag myself a mountain made of gold in the relatively unexplored new-world of Paisley..
I phoned her number, she answered and confirmed she was available. Her English is excellent, obviously been in the country for a few years. Was told it was an extra £20 for OWO on top of her standard £130 hourly rate. Sounded good to me as £150 is fairly standard these days for a good escort..
So I dug out my green and orange Nike Cortez specially for the occasion (not worn them in years) and excitedly headed over to Paisley clutching £150 in my podgy little paws..
I arrived at the postcode, fired off a text and she immediately sent me the close and buzzer number. It was a tenement not too far from FM Carmens work flat. Place was clean and warm.
She answered the door, dressed as requested and I was greeted warmly with a smile. Her pics are a good representation of her appearance. There’s no face pics on there just now, but she’s kinda cute in a girl next door way and has a medium length bob with a fringe. What really caught my eye was that curvy body. Big tits, big arse, all woman, looked great in the pics and looked just as good in person.
So far so good..
I handed over the cash, then it all went to shit.

Her fk was half hearted with her barely opening her mouth. Her OWO (that I paid extra for

) was shit. She didn’t even put the tip of my average sized (I.e. not particularly big) dick in her mouth and when I asked her to go deeper she said she couldn’t coz of her strong gag reflex. Fair enough if this is the case, there’s more to a gobble than just DT. However, she had no inclination or maybe no idea on how to pleasure a man with her mouth. Her hj wasn’t any better. Half hearted and mechanical. The fucking was, you guessed, it half-hearted and mechanical too with zero effort made on her part to make the encounter feel natural or passionate which you really would expect at this price point. The best position was doggie so I could just look at that nice big arse, but not worth the 150 or 130 in any way.
Her chat between rounds consisted of constantly moaning about other punters with the liberal use of an unacceptable racial slur.
Her hygiene was good, in that she was clean, but I did notice what looked like a weeks worth of stubble in her arm pits. Again not what you’d expect at this price point.
I basically got my 2 pops out as soon as I could and headed back to my galleon to set sail for home with my tail between my legs and any further ideas of exploration squashed for the time being.
Notice she’s advertising in Edinburgh just now (under a new name) , so unsurprisingly my advice to the Edinburgh gadges would be “avoid like”
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