External Link/Members OnlyCommunication: Straightforward, message number from Gumtree ad, fairly quick response, details about service and prices sent along with a photo of girl working that day.
Location:
There are actually two ads in different locations, 'Chiswick' and 'Acton', but the venue is actually located in Acton, hence the gumtree link I pasted above.
-New block of flats in Acton, loads of parking.
Looks:
All the girls I've seen, and they are all attractive, 7+ out of 10s, but looks are subjective. They all have good bods, if anything you can ask for their photo on WhatsApp.
Service:
This is where things go downhill. The massage itself, is very basic, at times amateur, they all clearly have no real training in massage, hence the reason why there isn't a variety in options,
i.e.
-No Swedish Massage
-No Deep Tissue
-No Lomi Lomi
-No Thai
etc
The only massage on offer is B2B (Body to Body), and to call it 'Body to Body' is an insult to other masseuses who provide that service well, the most I've gotten from them was a slight brush of their chest on mines, and if you wish to engage in some mutual touching, that'll cost an extra £20 (not worth it at all.....)
On top of that, they try to get away with ending the massage ASAP, on 3 occasions they stopped the massage early, with 15-20 mins left of the clock.
one example, she left with 20 mins to spare, said she'll be back, came back 5 mins later and told me the massage had finished, go take a shower, she then left again so I was alone in the room.
Went for a shower, got dressed...room still empty, she didn't return until there was about 5 mins left, then she told me she'll be waiting at the door, which she did, so I just decided to leave.
Verdict:
Honestly, what a waste of money, £100 for some back and leg rubbing and barely brushing their chest over you for about a minute.
To all those who are getting excited "ye, but they young and attractive and give a handjob"......well, thats just dumb, like me for going again and again, only because it was local.
You can spend £100, or indeed £120 on much better services than what these lot provide, all it takes is a few minutes on AdultWork or UKPunting, find an escort or masseuse with good reviews, and opt for that.
Don't be a fool like me and think that services will get better over time, or repeat visits, because they won't. But ultimately, up to you.
Your money, your life...
