Hidden Image/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI’ve deliberately posted this in the regular London reviews section. These events are billed as "fortnightly sex parties for the LGBTQ+ community" but although there was a small trans element and an even smaller bi element, nine out of ten sexual encounters I saw were between men and women. If any helper or admin disagrees they can always move the post.
At £70 for a possible four hours of fun (11am-3pm) at the long-established orgy house in Sutton (it's going up to £80 for future dates), this event was evidently good value, but I won't be going back. It's basically the old Bi Fun Club with different organisers and it was much less crowded than that jam-packed event. That's a good thing. And it was efficiently organised with good quality food on offer.
I had a little bit of fun, but an hour and a half was enough. Most of the hired escorts and all of the women I presumed were swingers were very large, which I don't find appealing. There are images of the scheduled pro participants on the flyer pic I have posted above, but according to the event's Twitter feed some of them had to be substituted because of transport difficulties. Well done to the organisers for having reserves, in that case.
Among the escorts there was an inverse relationship between attractiveness and activity. Some of the better-looking girls took advantage of the relatively low punter-escort ratio by spending a lot of time swanning around and gossiping.
My activities were confined to receiving oral and a bit of groping. These days I can't maintain an erection once a condom goes on so I didn't try to fuck anyone. I could have fucked any of the BBW escorts many times over if I'd wanted to and been capable. There were a couple of big-dicked younger black guys there who delighted in ramming these big older white ladies with great energy for what seemed like bloody ages and the women showed their appreciation with howls of delight.
I did embrace the LGBTQI-etc ethos by accepting an old guy's offer to suck me while I had three fingers deep inside a fat escort's pussy. He was very good at it and I came in his mouth. I also accepted oral from a rather large and in no way convincing crossdresser. Really, one hot wet mouth is as good as another if you don't have hang-ups about your masculinity. Oral from the escorts, by the way, was covered (house rule, apparently). The amateurs did it uncovered.
I had a delicious five minutes fondling and dry-humping with organiser Reita, who is trans, slim and very sexy. It was rather tame but still the moment I enjoyed the most. An even sexier oriental trans woman was the first person I approached but when I showed interest she told me politely that she wasn't playing. An hour later she was trying to wank off a young guy who didn't seem interested. He then totally spurned her in favour of a fat old swinger woman's mouth.
Apart from the misfortune of being old and grey, my downfall was probably in telling her that I liked trans girls. I suspect she gets her kicks from converting apparently straight guys. She and Reita are pictured together in the last little picture on the TV Chix event page linked above. Not sure if you can see that if you're not a member of the site.
I'm a trans fan and occasionally bi, so in theory this event was right up my street. But the reality was a bit of a disappointment. Even though the ratio (no, I didn't count) was much better than at the Bi Fun Club of old, there were still too many guys in towels prowling around the building desperate for an opening with someone sexy. I was one of them and it wasn't much fun. However, if you like to fuck up-for-it older BBWs at a bargain price then go and fill your boots.
