External Link/Members OnlyOne of my first reviews on here was just over 12 months ago, and it was a negative for a Brazilian called Ana Paula who ghosted me after we’d arranged a meet. She has 9 other reviews, 8 of which are resounding positives and 1 other that was a similar experience to mine. After reading those reviews and studying the pictures and other details (phone number etc.) I’m pretty certain it’s a different Ana Paula that is currently trading from a similar location in Manchester under a new AW profile.
So, having read a couple of recent positive reviews on here, I decided to arrange a meeting. Comms were all done by text and things were set up quickly and super easily. Upon arriving in town, she texted me to make sure the meet was still on – so far so good, I was looking forward to this.
She’s working out of an apartment near the printworks which is a doddle to find. The entry system doesn’t work so you can just walk straight in. The lift wasn’t working either, so I had to yomp up several flights of stairs to the flat. Upon arriving on her floor, the corridor lights didn’t come on. It was pitch black and so I had to use the torch on my phone to find the right room.
Ana Paula answered the door, and I was impressed by what greeted me. Definitely the girl in the pictures - a hot, curvy blonde girl with big shapely tits, a narrow waist with a flat stomach, and a large round arse. She has some light tattoo work on her back, shoulder and hip. Age wise, I’d probably say mid to late twenties is probably accurate.
She showed me into a large bedroom which was neat, clean and sparsely furnished. She wasn’t especially effusive or friendly, but I put that down to the language barrier – her English is very poor – but did give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. She intimated that she wanted the cash up front (I think), so I handed over the wonga prior to opting for a quick shower (I’d got a bit of a sweat on after walking up those fucking stairs).
£100 for 30 minutes.
The shower was decent and the bathroom clean and functional. I headed into the room looking forward to the action. Ana was on the bed messing with her phone. She removed her bra and thong and then got back on the bed with me. I was lying down, and she nudged my legs apart and knelt between them. She immediately grabbed a condom, placed it over my flaccid cock using her mouth and began to give me a blow job. I’d fully been expecting OWO as per her profile but went with it as I found her demeanour very cool, practically glacial. She wasn’t friendly at all and couldn’t understand what I was saying.
The BJ was robotic and delivered with minimal eye contact - just the odd glance – and what seemed like a total lack of interest. Her phone went off at one point and she stopped to reach over and deal with it. She’d barely managed to get me hard after a couple of minutes of blowing me, and then suddenly stopped and got on all fours, motioning me to get behind her in doggy. I was just about able to get it up, although I wasn’t fully hard, and she started making low, fake moans which put me off completely.
Told me she didn’t do kissing, which contradicts her profile (French kissing). Don’t know if this is because I coughed a couple of times due to a tickly, dry throat, but it really pissed me off and I could sense then that this was going downhill fast. She tossed me off for a bit again (the bag was still on) and then climbed on top. I had a bit of feel of her tits (which felt nice, although perhaps enhanced) and a light rub of her clit.
She went at it for a couple of minutes in cowgirl, but I was losing all interest. I sensed she’d lost interest about a minute after I walked into the bedroom. I gestured to her to get off and then had to give myself a wank to get hard whilst she just knelt there looking nonplussed. She then took over and gave me a fairly decent handjob until I eventually came in the bag. She passed me some tissues and a wet wipe to clean myself off, then I went for quick shower.
Came back in the room and got dressed whilst the ice queen faffed around tidying up – no smiles or attempt at communication. Maybe she sensed I was totally pissed off. She showed me out with just a brief smile – not even a peck on the cheek this time.
In summary, a fucking awful punt. I was shellshocked by how bad it was. Prior to writing this review I re-read the two positives of her on here to make sure I’d actually seen the same girl. They were like night and day compared to my experience. God knows why, maybe we just didn’t ‘click’ or she only turns it on for certain punters, but for a £150 per hour WG you really have to be delivering consistently. This service was Romania via Rio De Janeiro.
Either way, it’s my final punt with an AW Brazilian. I’m not risking another shitter like that. Staying at home at home, flushing £100 down the toilet and tooling off to Countdown would probably have been more fun. I’ll need a good palate cleanser to get the taste of this one out of my mouth. It was easily my worst experience since I’ve been in this game.
I’d advise extreme caution before parting with your money on this girl. I wouldn’t want other punters getting ripped off.
Topic: Ana Paula, Brazilian - Big arse, massive let down - Manchester (Read 1390 times)