Bella @ Bamboo Natural Therapy - Judd Street

[genghis69]

External Link/Members Only

Visited on Tues 19th April 2022

After reading CrimsonD's review of Polish Angela I wanted to sample her. I know he said she worked Weds and Fri, but I was gonna be in the King's X area so thought I'd try my luck. Rang up and the receptionist said 3 girls were working; a Thai, a Chinese and a Hong Kongese. When I asked about a Polish girl she said maybe Weds or Thurs. I thought bollox and made my way there anyway a few hours later. The shop is bang opposite RNIB HQ. Not many pedestrians around so ducked in quickly. Tall chunky receptionist on duty. Chinese girl dressed like a dentist, spoke good English. I paid 50 for an hour's massage. Saw Bella (Hong Kongese) hanging around in the back room Looked like she was gobbling some noodles. I thought, what a bad time to eat, bet her breath will smell. And I was right, it smelt like shit later on. Went down some narrow dodgy steps. Quite decent facilities. Massage room with table and ensuite. Didn't shower, just got my kit off whilst Bella watched.

She spoke a little English, chatted shit about nothing. Massage was ok. No reach unders though. After 40 minutes turned over and started negotiations. She's a hard haggler. Agreed on 60 quid for naked b2b and HR. She wanted money first so got up and rummaged through my wallet and gave her 3 blue notes. She got her kit off and in true Chinese style I saw she had a hairy minge. Fuck..!! I hate hairy fannies..!! It didn't matter cos she wouldn't even let me touch it. She allowed sucking of her small tits whilst tossing me off. One of the most boring and un-erotic HR I've ever had. Finally shot my load and was thankful the ordeal was over. She washed herself down and fucked off upstairs and left me to get dressed. I didn't try the shower, preferring to go straight home and shower in my own bathroom.
Went upstairs, mumbled a farewell and left.

Total spend: £110

Recommend: No

[daviemac]

Derogatory terms for foreign nationals get you banned, it you want to remain a member use correct and acceptable terminology. 

[genghis69]

Noted
Apologies
Thanks for editing

[snow2]

Reading the review, it doesn’t sound that negative? Wanted to ask more of contributed to the Negative?

[daviemac]

Reading the review, it doesn’t sound that negative? Wanted to ask more of contributed to the Negative?

The OP was there at the booking, you weren't, the OP has relayed the experience as he found it and rated it accordingly. It isn't up to you to question his rating.

As with any review members should take from them what they find useful and act accordingly. If you are happy to put up the way the OP described how the services were delivered then go and see her.

[Fuzzyduck]

Reading the review, it doesn’t sound that negative? Wanted to ask more of contributed to the Negative?

At least he posted a review. Fuck all from you in 3 years.

[genghis69]

Reading the review, it doesn’t sound that negative? Wanted to ask more of contributed to the Negative?

Ok. Just to clarify why it was a negative for me...

1.  She had bad breath.
2. She had a hairy fanny (a big turn off for me) and wouldn't allow me to touch it either.
3. The handjob at the end was so lacklustre and mechanical, I almost lost my erection and just about managed to do the money shot.

[daviemac]

Ok. Just to clarify why it was a negative for me...

You don't need to justify yourself to the likes of him.