Watch your dicky ticker gents

[Captainhowdy666]

What a way to go though.

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[newpuntingguy]

It was an “ending” alright not sure about “happy”

[Thephoenix]

Always a bit of a worry for us old codgers.

I'm thinking of sticking to the Pink Peony which is opposite the A&E dept at the Royal Liverpool Hospital.

[lillythesavage]

What a way to go though.

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There are worse ways to go in Thailand.

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[LLPunting]

Always a bit of a worry for us old codgers.

I'm thinking of sticking to the Pink Peony which is opposite the A&E dept at the Royal Liverpool Hospital.

Better to get admitted first and then have some lovely, obliging Philippina nurse finish you off for a little consideration in your will 

[Lewis]

"staff performed CPR on the pensioner"

Usually code name for something else.

[sparkus]

You don't even need to board a plane to have a rub n' tug heart attack in 'Bangkok' either:

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[Tightpants]

Always a bit of a worry for us old codgers.

I'm thinking of sticking to the Pink Peony which is opposite the A&E dept at the Royal Liverpool Hospital.

I don't want to speculate on the age demographics of the members here but my personal goal is to enjoy myself whenever the opportunity is available. We never know when the grim reaper will come knocking. My final moments on a massage table appeals more than under a bus.

[NelsonH]

It's not the bus you want to worry about. It's rotting in a care home.

[JontyR]

The review would have been interesting.

Services: DFK, OWO, CIM & CPR

Extra: £30 for defib, apparently the first time it wasn't used on Pervy Freddie's knackers. 

[Thephoenix]

We never know when the grim reaper will come knocking. My final moments on a massage table appeals more than under a bus.

Knowing my luck, I'll get run over by a bus crossing the road to the massage parlour.
Then the family might be wondering what I was doing with a cock ring in my back pocket,  the number for Fifi's massage on my phone, and 100mg Viagra in my system.

[Straightsix]

I see phoenix is here. Has anyone seen Colston36?  🤭

[Doc Holliday]

I see phoenix is here. Has anyone seen Colston36?  🤭

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288440.msg3480232#msg3480232 Alive but struck down with the plague 

[datwabbit]

Knowing my luck, I'll get run over by a bus crossing the road to the massage parlour.
Then the family might be wondering what I was doing with a cock ring in my back pocket,  the number for Fifi's massage on my phone, and 100mg Viagra in my system.

Maybe they'll think that the cock ring is a plumbing part.

[datwabbit]

He died smiling

[GingerNuts]

He died smiling

I doubt it.

[Doc Holliday]

I doubt it.

Yes highly unlikely.

" Suddenly he started struggling to breathe. He was gasping and choking."

Also when people joke about what a 'nice way to go', they tend to forget how traumatic it is for anyone else present.

[Straightsix]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288440.msg3480232#msg3480232 Alive but struck down with the plague 

Oh that's OK then. I thought maybe he'd gone on holiday.

[daviemac]

Yes highly unlikely.

" Suddenly he started struggling to breathe. He was gasping and choking."

Also when people joke about what a 'nice way to go', they tend to forget how traumatic it is for anyone else present.

Cause of death hasn't been determined but it doesn't look like it was a cardiac arrest.

[Straightsix]

Yes highly unlikely.

" Suddenly he started struggling to breathe. He was gasping and choking."

Also when people joke about what a 'nice way to go', they tend to forget how traumatic it is for anyone else present.

A misplaced cock ring would have the same effect if he's well endowed.

[Keema]

There was a poor bloke who died in an Edinburgh sauna some twenty years ago and I'm sure there's been others, one was a heart attack but this guy was a father with young kids.
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