SexyJoanne96 Middlesbrough on AW

[dexpunt]

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Before I start I must mention that the only review I could see at that time was a recent one and positive. She was offering CIM quickie for 30 quid and I was bored between Xmas and New Year. What could go wrong???


Comms - Excellent quick easy texts. Knew what we wanted and arranged for later that day

Venue - Near Albert Park in Boro, good safe parking nearby. Appartment Stunk of dogs and bedroom was messy as fuck with star trek memorabilia all over the place. Looked like a nerdy teenager's gaffe

Girl - I honestly didn't have high expectations but when I saw her I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She might be only 4 foot 9 but she equally wide. The most curiously shaped girl I have ever witnessed. She genuinely looked like a cartoon character. I still haven't mastered the art of walking yet specially when the seem really nice people. Which she is. So I saw it as a challenge of my inner strength to see this to it's natural end. Don't get me wrong she is a nice kind person but there is something I can't quite put my finger on about her. She obviously knows what she is doing but something isn't quite right.

Punt - We went into the bedroom and she undressed. She was wearing a short tee-shirt and pyjama bottoms (very unflattering and so not attractive) this revealed an enormous pair of pierced tits and huge rounded arse. She has quite a lot of tattoos and commenced giving me OWO. While she is doing this she would let you do almost anything you want but I really wasn't interested in anything more than blowing my lot and getting out of there ASAP. So after a longer than normal time for me I eventually managed to CIM. I quickly dressed and left in a hurry. I had plenty of time on the drive home to repent at leisure.

Would you believe it.......next time I log onto UKP someone has put a link to some porn videos she did a few years back. If I had seen these before hand I would definitely not have arranged to meet. And believe me she has let herself go since those videos were filmed.

Overall - 30 pounds for CIM with a very unattractive WG in a smelly flat. Quite a surreal experience really. However, the one thing that this site has shown me is that not everybody likes the same things and just because she isn't my cup of tea, she might well be right up someone else's street. Specially if you like tiny girls with huge tits

Would I revisit................Certainly not

Happy Punting

[FLYING BLUE]

Thanks for this warning 
Grim

[tynetunnel]

Thanks for the review and I won’t be visiting. In honesty I think you should have got a badge or reward for managing to get to the end and cum!    I’m not sure I could have!

[dexpunt]

Thanks for the review and I won’t be visiting. In honesty I think you should have got a badge or reward for managing to get to the end and cum!    I’m not sure I could have!

I have to be honest. I think this was the biggest challenge I've faced since joining this site........kinda proud of myself 

[CaptBeef]

Thanks for this warning 
Grim

‘Grim’ - the exact word that popped into my head as I was reading too FB 

[snooker]

I saw her about 4/5 years ago and had a decent time with her.
I would never go back because of the smell of the place it literally wreaked of smoke and there was soiled underwear on the floor.
If you are desperate and this doesn’t bother you fine.
She was in canny nick back then but I would imagine years of this career have knocked her right back.

[FLYING BLUE]

I saw her about 4/5 years ago and had a decent time with her.
I would never go back because of the smell of the place it literally wreaked of smoke and there was soiled underwear on the floor.
If you are desperate and this doesn’t bother you fine.
She was in canny nick back then but I would imagine years of this career have knocked her right back.

[thegreatgriffin]

Is she still wearing ill fitting wigs?

[GingerNuts]

Is she still wearing ill fitting wigs?

Was she wearing one when you met her?

[thegreatgriffin]

I've never met her, but the aw pics way back when showed a very short, almost shaved head in some pics, and obvious wigs in others.