External Link/Members OnlySaw this advert on Gumtree. Couldn't find any Intel, was going to be in the area anyway so thought I'd TOFTT.
advert says you can book by text, so I did. Quick affirmative response. Don't know the area that well so when I got the address I looked it up on Google maps. Google maps helpfully throw in a streetview thumbnail, and the picture looked oddly familiar.
The address I was given was one house number down from the address of Singthong . So I texted back, and was told "yes, come to Singthong". Ho-hum, thought I'd discovered a new masseuse.
So anyway I turn up. Place was deserted, and a tiny Thai woman appeared. She checked that I was the customer who's booked, and took me through to the room.
I was covered with a large towel, which she would fold out of the way to massage a leg, or an arm. She had this curious habit, when she had finished the legit massage of a leg (or an arm etc), before moving on to the next area she would do the butterfly tickle strokes that you normally get before the CC swipes and the offer. However, as she then moved on to the next part of the massage, any sexy effect dissipated.
Then onto the flip. Finally the offer. She only does HE, nothing more. Only £20, no upselling .
She's pretty enough, wearing a plastic shield rather than a mask, which is a welcome change. HJ technique was a little awkward, and I had to ask her not to squeeze so tightly. Didn't mind me squeezing her bum through her clothing but brushed my hand away when I got too near her tits.
Job done, attentive clean up. Shown out through the shop, past a chunkier Thai girl apparently asleep with her head on the counter.
£40 for the hours massage +£20 HE.
Neutral for the misleading advertising (as Singthong advertise on their own) and for the slightly rough HJ technique - oh, and she wanted the £20 before the HJ which always irritates me, having to get off the massage table to rummage for my wallet.
