London, Clapham - Melani-K Outcall

[advent2016]

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Didn't actually look much like any of the girls on the site, but I had a recommendation from a buddy.

tl;dr version: Duo VSWC, dual BBBJ with facial, cim, snowball and swallow

When: December 2021

Comms: Phone, email, photo and video, long setup process

Location: They came to my hotel

Services: VSWC,RO,BBBJ/CIM/facial/snowball/swallow, sloppy kissing

Price: £4000 3 hours plus

The SP: Both were pretty, petite, slim. K was 30s much prettier and did all the talking in English.

Nationality: Taiwanese/Chinese

The Essay:

The girls arrived bang on time at my hotel. I paid the lead girl Kemi by phone app.
Into the shower, all three of us get acquainted.
This was a porn movie type experience. I'd shown K a video of what I was expecting and she said that would be OK, just no pain on her or anal.

Dom on , I fucked A and she gave K RO then we swapped over. didn't need to change dom (not sure if that's a good or bad thing)
Dom off K and A gave me dual BJ while K sat on my face and then swapped. Bit hard due to mine and their sizes.
Tried some other positions culminating in long dual BJ, ball sucking interspersed with kissing until I came like a torrent and they dutifully snowballed between them.

Then we just played about for quite a while but sadly I was now spent, I watched whilst they played and had some massage of my head and feet.

Just for fun after I offered the girls lateral flow tests
K was OK, A looked at me like I was some sort of monster but still took part.

Eventually they took showers and I opened some champagne.

We had champagne, Lindor and room service until their Taxi arrived.

The Lateral flow tests were all negative


Would I return: Maybe

[JackSaint]

I'm confused OP, you paid £4,000 for 2 girls for 3 plus hours when the one girl linked charges £1,000 for 3 hours, plus hotel and room service costs, had one shot and spent more time chatting, drinking and eating than fucking with girls who didn't look like the photos and are way outside your normal punting price point and rated this positive?

[AlTerminator]

Hmmm. This shouldn't be a postivir cause of the B&S 

[lillythesavage]

I'm confused OP, you paid £4,000 for 2 girls for 3 plus hours when the one girl linked charges £1,000 for 3 hours, plus hotel and room service costs, had one shot and spent more time chatting, drinking and eating than fucking with girls who didn't look like the photos and are way outside your normal punting price point and rated this positive?

That is what I read, but you forgot the time out for lateral flow tests

[JackSaint]

That is what I read, but you forgot the time out for lateral flow tests

For four grand I'd want a lot more than a stick up their nostrils!

[lillythesavage]

For four grand I'd want a lot more than a stick up their nostrils!

 

[advent2016]

I'm confused OP, you paid £4,000 for 2 girls for 3 plus hours when the one girl linked charges £1,000 for 3 hours, plus hotel and room service costs, had one shot and spent more time chatting, drinking and eating than fucking with girls who didn't look like the photos and are way outside your normal punting price point and rated this positive?

It was a  special time of year when everything is much more expensive, it's my money and I'll spend it how I F well like. I felt I got value for money.   

[JackSaint]

It was a  special time of year when everything is much more expensive, it's my money and I'll spend it how I F well like. I felt I got value for money.

Of course you spend what you want to but hooker prices don't increase specifically for the holidays. My comment was mainly around how you managed to pay way over the published prices and actually only linked one girl's profile. Regardless of how close they look compared to the photos, which takes them into b&s territory, without a link to the other one the review lacks value.

[PLeisure]

It was a  special time of year when everything is much more expensive, it's my money and I'll spend it how I F well like. I felt I got value for money.

Why so sensitive? 

[advent2016]

Why so sensitive? 

I'm not really sensitive. I have a bit of a down on some members (though not in this thread) who have a high post count but a low or near zero or even zero review count but seem to know more about punting than everyone else.
I've posted all the details I have. I could have said I had two girls fucking and sucking my cock and it only cost £200 but unlike Boris I only lie if I can't be found out.